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The true treasure
is that one that enriches the soul.
This wonderful treasure is found
In all sensible hearts,
And has the brightness of a happy look.
Is the poetical treasure called: friendship!
And is in the name of our friendship
That I come here to say to you:
You are special !!!

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once sardar had twins, he named them ....TWIN & MARTIN,
again had twins.... named them..........PETER & REPEATER,
again had twins..... named them.........MAX & CLIMAX,
again had twins,disgusted sardar named them,
TIRED & RETIRED.


Two sardarjis (Prajees) were friends. They used to go together in office by bus.

One day one of them was waiting for the other at the bus stop.

Suddenly the other one came on a BIKE (Hero Honda).

First one asked "waa! Prajee!! Kammal ho gaya. Kiska bike Leke aayya?

Second one told " Arre ! Lottery Lag Gayi.

First one said " Mujhe batao yaar, phir mein bhi loonga "

He started telling.... "Arre yesterday late night I was coming from a friend's home.

It was so late that I couldn't catch any bus, auto. After some time one BIKE was coming.

So I asked for lift. That person asked me "where do u want to go?"

I told, "wherever u want." by that time I recognised that THE BIKE WALA was a girl not boy.

She drove fast and stopped at an ultra SUNSAN JAGAHA. She put off her helmet first. And then clothes lastly.
She was totally NAKED..

Then she told " Le! tujhe jo mangta hai woh le le"

I took the BIKE and ran away.

First Sardarji said "Arre! Accha Kiya Yaar.. ! nahi to bhi ladkiyon ke kapde apne ko kis kaamke?"

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A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married?

Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman ... I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl."

"Oh, come on now," said the friend, "Surely you have met at least on girl that you wanted to marry."

"Yes, there was one girl .. once. I guess she was the one perfect girl.

The only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything .. I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me."

"Well, why didn't you marry her," asked the friend.

"She was looking for the perfect man," he said.


Pat and Mike had been drinking buddies and friends for years.

After having a few drinks in a bar, Mike said to Pat "We have been friends for years and years and if I should die before you do would you do me a favor? Get the best bottle of Irish whiskey you can find and pour it over my grave."

Pat replied, "I would be glad to do that for you my old friend. But would you mind if I passed it through my bladder first?"

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Two sardarjis (Prajees) were friends. They used to go together in office by bus.

One day one of them was waiting for the other at the bus stop.

Suddenly the other one came on a BIKE (Hero Honda).

First one asked "waa! Prajee!! Kammal ho gaya. Kiska bike Leke aayya?

Second one told " Arre ! Lottery Lag Gayi.

First one said " Mujhe batao yaar, phir mein bhi loonga "

He started telling.... "Arre yesterday late night I was coming from a friend's home.

It was so late that I couldn't catch any bus, auto. After some time one BIKE was coming.

So I asked for lift. That person asked me "where do u want to go?"

I told, "wherever u want." by that time I recognised that THE BIKE WALA was a girl not boy.

She drove fast and stopped at an ultra SUNSAN JAGAHA. She put off her helmet first. And then clothes lastly.
She was totally NAKED..

Then she told " Le! tujhe jo mangta hai woh le le"

I took the BIKE and ran away.

First Sardarji said "Arre! Accha Kiya Yaar.. ! nahi to bhi ladkiyon ke kapde apne ko kis kaamke?"





Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket counter with two men ahead of him.
Ek Punjab Mail dena.' demanded the man in front. He was given a ticket.
'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' the second man asked and was handed a ticket.
Then came the turn of Banta Singh, 'Ek Punjab female dena!'
'What do u mean by Punjab female?' asked the clerk.
'It is for my wife' replied Banta Singh.


Que: How a sardar find wether his SMS has reached the other person ??

Ans: He will call to that number and ask him wether he recieved his SMS

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one day a sardar ji was tired of the debts which he had to pay.
he realised that now that he cannot repay the amount he tried to commite suicide so he lied down on the railway tracks.
at the same time there was a big family of sardar ji on platform no 2 eagarly waiting for the train.
suddenly the announcement goes on like this " the train no 22245 is going to come on platform no 2 shortly.
and the complete family run down to the tracks and stand there.
and the other sardarji who want to commite suicide get on the platform no 2 .
the traine passes of and whole the family is dead.
then the journalist ask the sardar ji why and how did this happen.

the sardar ji answer telling that kya bataon sabji ahe railway wale bhi aajkal jhoot bolne lage hai.jor jor se anouncement karte hai ki rail, 2 no platform per aaah rahi hai.isliye bhichare sare log niche utar gaye.aur my marne ke liye platform no 2 per. 

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Once there is a meeting of Sardars for wich there is a pandal erectd. When the meeting was jus about 2 start a crow enters the pandal n pecks a sardar on his headn fliesaway. The sardar stares angrily at the crow. Aftersometime again the crow comes n pecks the sardar on his head. Sardar now shouts at the crow that now he wont leave him if he pecks him again!! Again after sometime the crow comes n pecks the same sardar.

Now visibly angry, the sardar stands up from the meeting, takes out his "khanjar" n starts running behind the crow. The crow flies out of pandal, but sardar is now too angry 2 leave it. He runs behind it. The crow now enters an adjacent building n sardar follows him yelling "Oye couvey mai aj tera khoon pee jaunga"(hey crow today i'll drink ur blood). The crow caws n starts flying up the building stairs. Sardar follows him. Crow reaches 1st floor.. sardar on first floor. Crow reaches 2nd floor.. sardar on 2nd floor. Thus sardar chases him till terrace. Now on terrace the crow sits on the ladder of watertank. Sardar comes n doesnt c the crow. He yells "oye kutte, chup gaya kya?" (hey dog,r u hiding now?). Crow caws n sardar sees him on ladder. He again runs beind the crow. Now crow lands itself on the watertank. Sardar is belowthe ladder. Crow caws. Sardar starts thinking.. Then suddenly he removes the ladder from tank n shouts " Abhi neeche utar ke baata" (Now i'll c huw u come down)

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Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
They're there for those who don't drink.

How Does a Sardar Cheat the Railways??
He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !!!!!!!!

One evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter
manually. He met his friend on the way...
Friend: why are you pushing your scooter manually?
Sardarji: 'I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home.
Friend: 'Is it! Then, How did you come to office from home in the morning?'
Sardarji: 'I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.

One day a Sardarji talking with his friend.......
Sardarji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not be able
to communicate with my child.
Friend: Is it! Why?
Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months.

BEPPO SINGH QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE.
Friend: What are you looking at?
Beppo Singh: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Beppo Singh: four asterisks(*)!

BEPPO SINGH NEEDS VITAMINS FOR GRANDSON.
Beppo Singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Beppo Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!



A man noticed that a Sardar has a sore left ear.
Man: Praaji aapke kaan itne laal kyon hai?
Santa: Arrey yaar istri kar raha tha ki fone ki ghanti baji. Maine galti se istri ko kaan mein rakha. baad mein maalum pada ki wrong number hai.

Man: Koi gall nahi praaji kabhi kabhi ho jaata hai.
Suddenly sees that the other ear is sore as well
Man: Arrey praaji yeh kaise ho gaya?
Santa: Woh paagal ne dubaara fone kia
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What did the sardar say when he saw a banana peel on the floor?
arrey aaj fir se girna padega

Santa Ringed up Banta and says " Oye Mein Bol Raha Hoon"
Banta Replied " Kamal hai ithe bhi main hi bool riha hoon"

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Four Sardarji's went to Railway station and found that the train they are looking for is late by an hour then just to kill the time they went outside the station for marketing, when they came back they found that the train for which they were on the railway station is leaving then they started running like leopard and 2 of them catch the train and suddenly after boarding/catching the train they started laughing like anything one person questioned them "Oye Kya hua praaji,itna kyon haans rahe ho"
SARDARJI BOLA " Kamal ho gaya, jinhe chhodne(seeof) aaye thhe wo to niche hi reh gaye"

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