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Aug 15, '08

My dearest Friend,

How do you do?

It had been a very cherished experience being with you all at fropper. Its a great site indeed !

I never had such a cuter experience in my entire life.

So much fun, so much love and affection.

I gained some awesome brothers and sisters with huge wit here.

It is quite a rewarding experience.

But all good things should come to an end, sooner or later..

I am not able to cope with it anymore.

My priorities are forcing me to leave fropper for some time, or forever, I guess.

I am on a mission. Another summit to be conquered. Wish me luck...

I thank you all for the nice friendship and cute scraps and lovely blogs.

I really loved each of the blogs soo much and never forgot to put my comments and stars on each of them.

Thanks again for the cute feelings I take with me..

Have a great time.

Will surely try to return... but no guarantees. I have some pressing reasons to do so.

But will try my best. Nothing is impossible. I am an incorrigible optimist.

I hope to reply mails written to noorenazar@gmail.com

Have fun.... Fropper way....

Did I hurt you ever? Then forgive me and forget my pranks. Stupid Bakra it is... :))

Miss you sooooo much..........

Love you soooo much, again !

Take care..

Queeze............. say cheese.................. :))

Brainy Bakra

Also known as Vivek

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Jun 14, '08

Hot Hotter Hottest !!

Double Trouble, The troubles never visit alone. They come in pairs.

Hello folks, Salam, Namaste, A big hello to all.

Its obvious that if your are reading this stuff you are either related or completely lost in fropper jungle.

If you are related, I let you know that I am tagged by someone to list out my secrets. And it is my best friend Marki. Since the handsome dude has blurted out his secrets, he doesn't allow Bakra keeping secrets to his heart.

Before reading this stuff, I urge you to read the two blogs below:

1. Marki's Double Trouble

2. Dagny's Initiative

Lets begin with ‘Dagny’ vandana.

The Mother India of all games that force you to think out of the box and in the process bare your soul to froppers out there. There is no point in hiding that I just love the girl for her inspired achiever status. It is no mean task to set the fropper on wild fire.

Well folks, I swear to say the truth and nothing but the sweet truth.

The rules: This time it is not one but 2 games in one… and you either play both or you don’t play at all. You have to tag people in multiples of three only… minimum being 3 naturally.

The Naughty Tag (Game 1)

1. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Please no corny answers like his/her personality, we all know what we notice first :-)

My answer: It would be a lump sum lie if I say entangled hair or earlobes or feet to grab. Bakra shamelessly and unequivocally accepts that goat's eye view means scanning all of her curves unless she is not looking at the Bakra, of course. If she is not looking at the 6 feet+ Bakra then she is assumed to be visually challenged. No point in studying her geometry.

2. Who- of the opposite sex- would you want to be with if you were deserted on an island?

My answer: Mmmmm…… I think it should be Salma Hayek. If she is not available, then Halle Berry. If this fish too refuses to go with a bakra, I would rather go alone and get busy building my raft as fast as I can. If survived, Bakra has entire world open for him to graze.

3. What turns you on about the opposite sex?

My answer: The bindaas smile with straight and piercing gaze and some quiet moments are enough to make Bakra go wild. A sweet fragrance in between and Bakra is on steroids.

4. What turns you off?

My answer: Bakra is sensitive to body odour & bad breath. Those throwing their weight around too attract no attention.

5. Some Froppites have their real picture on the profile and some don't but just going by their blogs/ comments/ scraps who do you think is the hottest female (male bloggers answer this) and male blogger (female blogger answer this)?

My Answer: I dont know what is hottest female fropper. I only interact with grown-up people who exhibit some brains and wit. Otherwise I just give a hit, say hi... and keep quiet.

I am blessed with lovely buddies, both male and female, who really acknowledge my honesty, enjoy my wit and help me feel like a thorough gentleman. Not only blogs & scraps, the interactions offline helped me believe there are very intelligent and honest people out there who are really grown-up and are cerebrally superior than I am. I list out the top ten ladies at random:

Sazzyme (The sweet tweety with Canadian accent, wolling aws and forcing Bakra to use brain, all the way from Toronto)
Gowri (Gowri teases Bakra and could make bakra brain go numb, She has real sweet voice and is entitled to call me Bakru)
Shakosh (The Malaysian beauty with really huge brains and wit)
Chithra (The dashing lady trains trainers - She laughs full throat, Bindas. I love her attitude)
Dagny (Downright dangerous - people feel so, Not Bakra, she is too nice & witty at the same time very intelligent)
Sonikudi (Worldly wise sweet lady - She is quite busy lately with some mind-blowing projects)
Manisha (Bindas and brainy - The Kitty with crown has taken the fropper and Bakra by storm)
Sumedha (The golden girl with a strong wit, I love this girl and rarely miss her blogs)
LovelyStars (The Lovely lady on French Riviera)
Gerbera (The stunning IAS with drop dead looks in real life, Boy.... I search for words when she's on phone) Yes Dagny is right, the real hotties have no time for fropper. Gerby is a good example. But Bakra and Marki are blessed. She talks to us occasionally.

Bookworm Tag (Game 2)

RULES
1. Grab the nearest book you have been reading. And yes, when I say BOOK. I do NOT mean Cosmopolitan or Playboy or even Playgirl magazines. I am asking for words. not pics.
2. Open page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the next three sentences.
5. Acknowledge the person who tagged you (The tall boy "Marki" landed me in this soup)
6. Add the rules.

I used to be a bookworm. I had a lot of free time to spare for reading. Not anymore. The books I am reading lately are my kids' course work. If I say I am reading a latest bestseller, it is a big lie. I am staring at the fat book on my table, A Fairytale book of my Dotty (My Book: Fairy Tales by Berly Doherty, Walker Books, London). I am typing Page 123, from 6th Sentence onwards, It is Aladdin and the Enchanted Lamp -

"Go through into the fourth chamber and out into the garden of fruit trees, and through that, up some stairs, you will see the lamp hanging. Bring it to me. You may take whatever fruit you like from the trees, but nothing else."

Thats it folks.. Surprise.. Museebat tal gayee.. Itni aasaanee say... Whoa Bakra !!

And I tag.... Sonikudi, Shakosh & Gerbera (Come out of hibernation, Girls! No harm in speaking up! And who know you may get to ......….Sigh.....) . I am tagging Sonikudi again just to turn her around, The blog queen is not writing any blogs lately :((

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Mar 31, '08

The Code

Ramya searched far and wide.

She rummaged through all old diaries. Every piece of paper with a number on it has been checked.

Scanned each page of her entire collection hoping she could retrieve the code.

Her home looked as if a tax raid had occurred.

She made endless calls on her husband’s mobile. The desolate device was out of range.

He is abroad. He called in the morning, stupid me, she thought, should have asked him.

She didn’t know when he would call again.

Ramya’s husband bought a Louis Vuitton suitcase in Hongkong. A lovely-looking box with number coded locking system on both ends. She wondered what could be the code.

She badly needed to open it.

It was an emergency. She didn’t want the box to be forced open by a locksmith. It would damage the box. An expensive and treasured possession.

She was losing patience as it was already well past afternoon. She was sweating, her heart racing, exhausted, losing hope she could retrieve it.

Her husband had a strange but impeccable practice.

He related all his passwords with the most dreadful days in his life that are too hard to forget.

She tried all known treacherous dates.

The day he lost his dad, the day he failed in his campus interview, the day he crashed his car to a school bus and got arrested, The day she bit him badly after a gory brawl…. all days are checked thoroughly.

She traveled down the memory lane. Remembered some more terrorising incidents. No way. They too failed.

Even the day he resigned from his last job in utter disgust was checked.

No gain again.

She went through his office files also. All she could trace were some unsigned valentine cards. Whose cards were they, she wondered in suspicion. But her brain was too preoccupied.

Nope.

Not a hope in sight.

She called mom in law. Enquired about any incident that could have distressed her husband to the limit. She revealed some more hideous secrets.

The first time he failed his US Visa interview, the day he missed his connecting flight to the US at London Heathrow airport where he got stranded for 2 days without food and even the day he got slapped by his girlfriend in broad daylight was also tried. But those dates too failed to open the box.

She was all tears.

She will get insulted today if she failed to sport the diamond studded platinum necklace in kitty party.

She wept, blubbered and bawled, she screamed, she cursed, she prayed.
Her prayers are answered !

The phone ran !!

It was her husband.

‘What happened honey?’ he enquired.

Oh the code!!!!!!!! He chuckled.

Most cherished day,

Most haunting and recurring day.

Most inveterate and seasoned day.

Most experienced and accomplished day

Most practiced day.

The day.

Most horrific day

It is the only day when a Jack Ass arrives on horseback

Upright and dignified for the final time in his life.

How can I forget the day, Honey-pot?

Its our wedding day, Sweetheart.

Ramya fainted.

Hello,

Hello, hey what happened….

Hello….

Hellloooo…….

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Ever forget the code?

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Hey, Buddies, the theme of this funny story is not mine.
It belongs to Mr. MVK Murty
Mr. Malladi Venkata Krishna Murty to be accurate.

Bakra just narrated it in plain English in his own way.

So all the credit should go to Mr. Murty.
Bakra respects the grand old man, most.

Award me ***** if you enjoyed the story. And I’ll happily renounce the stars to Mr. Murty.

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Mar 27, '08

Why hate Dogs?

Hello folks,

This is in reply to comments posted by you in My Eights blog (Incase your have not read it already, please do so as you may not understand this explanation).

So much disappointment for canine lovers out there!

My sincere apologies to Earmarkedfortrouble, Busybee, Shubhra, et al. Thanks Sazzy for turning me around. Thanks Soni, SGS and Marki. You write so well.

Don’t take me wrong, Bakras is most misunderstood these days. May be his days are numbered.

I respect dogs than anybody else, particularly underdogs who attract no attention from anybody, are my favs.

They are my fellow four legged creatures. They are all created equal but do not live equal. Like humans, some dogs enjoy a lavish and affluent lifestyle.

Dog is the man’s best friend and in my case a bitter adversary too.

I am a dog lover myself. I had a she-dog named Sofie (A cute Lhasa apso), which went missing one day. Only I know how much I missed my cute Sofie.

On many occasions I applied Soframycin to my deceased street dog Leader’s wounds, who never refused to fight those trespassers of his own kind.

I also don’t forget teaming with the Air Commodore who used to carry scores of chapattis just to feed those stray dogs who helped him keep his airstrip bird-free.

In spite of all this, I have a personal acrimony for the unfortunate canine in my neighborhood.

It is a nice Terrier, it plays with me, retrieves the ball I throw and even insists that I play the Frisbee with him clinging to it with his teeth. Even it offers to lick my face with the same tongue with which if savors assorted butts.

Still I harbor huge revulsion and resentment for the poor being.

I am not Jesus Christ to forgive his deeds committed by him in complete innocence.

Though I pity him, I just can’t ignore him.

The every day story begins somewhat like this.

I wash my car daily. Everybody does it. Right? I do it with extra caution since I just can’t bear a dirty car. I wash it and dry it like my baby. With additional care. I don’t mind getting underneath and wash the stains and mud.

Once it is dry I inspect for stains on windshield, window glasses, if there are any, I wipe them sparkling clean like an artist giving finishing touches to his final work.

Somewhere in between my inspections and finishing touches, my rabid opponent comes in stealth mode. Quietly he inspects from a distance and waits till I turn back. He comes, scans around, sniffs the driver side font door handle and Piss….. Piss…. he sprays.

I just wonder, he is endowed with such colossal compression strength that the spray gets right upto the window glass. Neatly forming a deposit of translucent coating.

His day’s mission is magnificently accomplished.

He then Scratches the floor with his hind legs straightens his tail, lifts chin up, sniffs in the air and walks over in triumph with perhaps a sense of conquest over the hapless Bakra.

At times I notice his intentions and try to coerce him away.

He is so clever, pretends to be submissive. He lays belly up and offers to play wagging his tail. After a brief recess he appears again.

It is obvious that my heart sinks and my balls flare up.

No use anyway. He is busy elsewhere far off from my reach.

My predicament is comprehensible.

How to get into the car? How would I open the door without touching it?

In extreme bewilderment and nausea I pull my hair. Wondering if he is responsible for my unforeseen hair loss.

If my neighbor notices it, the poor fellow smiles and offers to wipe it with a wet towel. He even chains it but it is not possible to keep him contained all the time.

I tried many options washing my baby before going to bed and putting a cover on it but to no avail, he gets into the cover and does the job.

I even tried Baygon spray, expecting he would dislike its pungent aroma, poor me, he doesn’t mind it. My neighbor himself advised against it as the solvent in it may damage the metallic paint.

Bakra is mad, incensed and aghast. Losing a battle, losing confidence and losing friends. My neighbor doesn’t wish to abandon the poor being for my friendship.

Well Buddies, Don’t just laugh, suggest me some workable alternatives.

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Mar 25, '08

My Eights

Hey buddies, I realized this evening that Marki tagged me for naming my eights. I am not tagging anyone, anyway. But love to hear from you all. It is a quicky hence fogive me for typos et al.

Eight things I am passionate about

1. Flowers - I grow a lot of them and buy too, my buddies call it a feminine virtue but I differ. You can see them everywhere, in my computer, in my car, in my living room, on my table, in my bath, in my cupboard – Crazy Bakra, isn’t it?
2. Music – Indian classical, contemporary, Carnatic, Hindustani, you name it, I love it.
3. Reading - Hindi, English, Telugu – I like to read books, magazines, newspapers
4. Weeding – My small garden with flowers. I also grow strawberries for my little lambs.
5. Rain – I love it. I love it. I love it. I enjoy working in rain all wet no umbrella
6. Travel – I like travel. I feel like Marco Polo badly trapped in Bhilai.
7. My broods – They are my universe perhaps I am running from pillar to post for them only.
8. Fropping around with friends – My newfound love, I am fairly addicted to you all

Eight things to do before I die

1. Visit Kailash-Mansarovar
2. See my children grownup enough so that they don’t need me anymore
3. Bring my wife back, for good, from IIT-Madras, get kissed and get wild – She has researched too much yaar (Padma, please comeback, please. Miss you a lot)
4. Kill my neighbor’s dog
5. Return to Neil & Havelock Islands (Andamans), this time for a lifetime
6. Savor truffle soup (Gerby, are you listening? You promised me)
7. Meet all my fropper buddies – you are amazing people, very intelligent, very prompt, too nice and lovable – EM4T, Soni, Marki, SGS, Tweety, Gerbera, Ladybug, Barbara, Shubhra, Ramya, Busybee, Poi, Lala, Naz, Praveen, Prateek, Saiba, Munmun, Parri, Murtaz, Pradip, Raj, Krishma, Suhani in veil, Asy, Dagny, Punit, Gudiya (Sunshine), Poetic Soul, Solar flare, Sajal, Sumedha, Shorty, James uncle, Merchant bhai, Rakesh, alka, Punit, Biren, Saint, Rakesh, Abhishek, Rosline, Laila, Humenlover, Joe... – Can Bakra die without meeting you all? Nope.
8. Make my will

Eight things I often say

Ciao
Gule guljar, I love you
Lets laugh and dance buddy, bahut stressed out ho gaya, ek joke batao na
You look fresh today!! Naha liya kya? Sachhi !!
Oh, you are delicious
Am I not boring you! Are you sure?
I am liking you more than ever, keep this flower
Please forgive me, I am getting late

Eight books I have read recently?

Please forgive me, no books I have read recently unless they are my children’s coursework. No time Buddies. My cousin gifted me three books 1. For One More Day by Mitch Albom, 2. Cross by James Patterson and 3. Dear John by Nicholas Sparks all beautifully wrapped and preserved for over ten months, exceedingly time starved to read them. I only hope to finish them this summer.

Eight things that attract me to my friends and vice versa

1. Sense of Humor, jest for life, Im looking somebody to laugh with me
2. Help all attitude, it wins friends and potential enemies alike
3. Hurt never attitude, be cool and calm things will come your way if they have not yet come read the next virtue
4. Extreme patience, I have learned to wait
5. Well exercised body, it helps you think positive
6. Clean and well pressed dress
7. Nice presentation with extreme confidence
8. Ability to laugh my butt out without caring for what the others would think for a laugh is pretty contagious

Eight songs I like best

Can’t contain my likes in eight songs, however, I write down some favs in hindi filmi music

1. Hum nay dekhee hai teri aankhon may mehekti khushboo
2. Chalo dildaar chalo chand kay paar chalo
3. Choo kar mere man ko kiya too nay kya ishaara
4. Aye dil e naa daan eh dil e na daan, aarzoo kya hai, guftgoo kya hai
5. Oh jaane wale ho sake to laut ke aana
6. Kehne ko jashn e bahaara hai, ishq yeh dekh kay hairaan hai (This is my mobile smart tune)
7. Hum tum say mohabbat kar kay sanam, hasstay bhee rahe rotay bhee rahe
8. Kaheen door jab din dhal jaye
9. Kal ho na ho - title song
10. Salam namaste - title song

I also love to listen to Panch-ratna kritis of Tyagaraja, Gulam Ali, Jagjit Singh, MS Subbulakshmi, Lata, Asha, KK, Guljar, Javed Akhtar, AR Rahman, Sivamani, Yanni, Madonna……

Well. Its so simple. Thats it folks. Now fire me back your comments.

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Mar 09, '08

What is Wife 1.0

Do you want to uninstall Wife 1.0 ?

REF: Operating System Wife 1.0

Dear Sirs,

Last year I changed from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, and I have observed that the program runs an unexpected Child process 0.23 Beta that takes a lot of space and important resources. In the leaflet of the program you didn't mention this phenomena.

Furthermore, Wife 1.0 autoinstalls all other programs and it runs when starting any other application, monitoring all activity of the system. Applications like Hunting 10.3, Drinking 4.0, HamRadio 2.5, or Sunday Football 5.0 no longer work, and the system hangs each time I wan to load them.

Sometimes a hidden program (virus or trojan?) called MotherInLaw 1.0 that seem to be memory resident appears and it completely hangs the system or it makes Wife 1.0 behave in an unpredictable way, for instance, not accepting any command I enter.

I haven't managed to uninstall this resident program. Apparently I can't keep Wife 1.0 minimized when running some of my Favorites applications. I'm thinking about going back to the former program GirlFriend 7.0, but uninstall doesn't work.

Could you please help me? I have already spent a lot of money trying to restore earlier program.

Thanks.

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Dear user,

This is a very common complaint among the users of Wife 1.0, but in general it's because of a basic misapprehension. Many people change from GirlFriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is just an amusing program or a utility program. However Wife 1.0 (on the contrary that GirlFriend 7.0) is a complete OPERATING SYSTEM and it was designed to control the whole system.

It's very unlikely that you can purge Wife 1.0 and convert it back to GirlFriend 7.0. There are hidden operating files in your system that would make GirlFriend 7.0 emulate Wife 1.0, so it's not worth.

It's impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files once installed. You can't use GirlFriend 7.0 any more because Wife 1.0 is programmed for that. The same happens with MotherInLaw 1.0 that is a hidden application that autoinstalls in the system while Wife 1.0 is running.

Some people have tried formatting the system completely in order to later install the programs GirlFriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but they end up with more problems than before. Read the manual, section "Precautions", chapters "Divorce pensions - Child custody"

On the other hand, if you change to GilfFriend 8.0 don try later to change to Wife 2.0 because the problems of this new version of the operating system are the same, or even worst, than those of Wife 1.0. Although a version 3.0 (and even 4.0) of Wife exists, they are only for specialists and not advisable for the normal user.

If all fails, it's better to try systems based in completely different platforms, like Celibacy 1.0 or Gay 5.3. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and handle the situation the best you can.

I personally also have Wife 1.0 installed, and I suggest you study the whole section of the manual "General Faults of Society (GFS's)"

Wife 1.0 is a program very sensible to commands and it works in "Fail-Safe" mode. This means that you must assume the responsibility of any problem that arises, independently of its reason, because the program will always consider any system fault as being due to the improper handling of the user.

One of the main application utilities is the command C:\IAMSORRY when a problem arises or the system hangs. Don't restart the system because it will continue failing. Avoid an excessive use of the "ESC" or "DEL" keys, because then you will have to use the IAMSORRY command repeatedly in order to make the program work normally. The system will work nicely if you assume all blames of GFS's. Wife 1.0 is a very useful program, but with a very high cost of maintenance.

Consider the possibility to install some additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend you Candy 2.1 or Flowers 5.0 or an expensive software called Diamonds 1.0 that help the system run real smooth for certain period.

You can also use YesDarling 8.0 or YouAreRight 14.7, they are very well know Shareware programs that work great as residents. You can get them almost anywhere.

NEVER INSTALL SecretaryInMiniSkirt 3.3, OldFriendWithBigTeats 7.5 or Buddies 4.6. These programs do not work under Wife 1.0 and will probably cause irreversible damage to the Operating System.

Good luck. The tech support team

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