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Sep 02, '08



Okay so here I come again..!!!!
Back to bore u out… like I did in my nascent days on fropper.. gud old days.. new entrants here may not be knowing hw trivial our fropper was initially…. No chat facilityno video sharing …no blogs… (yes !!! u dnt believe…)..
I’ve been a silent watcher of fropper for last dozen of months.. I was like those ill-fated handicapped who got all imaginations in this world bt got no limbs to put it down..

So wonder where I was (too my oldest of frnds on fropper..)..
Im doin MBA from one of the most prestigious institute in this country,,.. the JAMANLAL BAJAJ inst of mgmt studies… ranked 6th amongst the B-schools in india… students, nerds, muggers, future CEO’s .. you name it we have it. Still after a successful (if I can call it so) year of completion I dnt knw wat profile exactly suits me…. I mean I have fair enough idea of what I want… bt I dnt knw is tat wat I really want??? Guys here r so serious, u can literally see them meditating in the library, slogging in the hostel rooms, piercing their eyes in their individual laptops. Ppl here r busy with reasons to make their MBA life a pool of knowledge, an elixir of information…
& I………………………………………….. (yes I’m blank)
One word I can correlate with myself is “ENTERTAINMENT”… n hence when I’m in this inst I’ve turned it into “EDU-TAINMENT”.. one tng I was dearly missing was my writing abilities…. Fropper (and my frnds here..) have made me realized tat im a so-so, average writer.. Combine it with the knowledge im procuring from this insti… so I can now LEGALLY use words of mgmt like TIME CONSTRAINTS, RESOURCE MANAGEMENT, AD-HOC SERVICES… gosh am I becoming a manager..

Now I’ve decided, I wud continue honing my skills on writing.. no matter hw much I bore u.. not goin to stop !!!!.
Do help me out in this coz this r still early days for me… want to cover a distance in blogging..
Cheers..










Mar 21, '07



Cricket Fever is on.. Many pundits have been proven wrong after the matches of Pak(v/s ireland) n India.
But as usual i'll see lighter side of this extravaganza ...

Presenting for the first time on Fropper..... World-Cup Jokes........
(a little info abt matches in WC will help u njoy joke ...only a LITLLE .....

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Q: Which West-Indian Cricketer is not so STRAIGHT??
A: Chris GAY-le

After a tremendous Century against Scots, the Australian Skipper was gasping... Now i wud like to call him Ricky PANTING...

Q: What did Sachin exclaimed when he saw no grass on pitch??
A; Aaila PLAIN !!!!

The other Night Freddie drunk n danced... NOw i wud like to cal this dance as ...
BOOZY-WOOZY...

He first yelled for sore elbow n then for knee-trouble ..I rather call Shoiab as
Shoiab ACTOR.

Q; What did Hindustan Time squalled for all World-Cup participants?
A: Let there ..
be FIGHT

After defeating one of the runners for World-Cup campaign ie. Pak, this country is so rightly deserved to be called IRE-LAND. (IRE => a strong emotion)

Bangladesh Tigers Roared ... Team India Soared.

How ironical !!!! Against India, all BERMUDA-ians (BERMUDA => Half-Pant) PANTed !!!

Against England, i reckoned all BLACK CAPS were in NEW-ZEAL(and)!!

After defeating England, NZ asked minnow Kenya ...... KEN YA beat us???

NZ win over Kenya was TAYLOR-MADE....
(Taylor a NZ player was MOM)

Q; After a shock defeat by Bangladesh, what did MS Dhoni grumbled ......
A; (d)HONI ko kaun taal sakta hai....

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more to come as tournament progress...








Mar 19, '07




If u are a die-hard cricket fan u may remember this event (if u are not let me realize you this)
When India toured Pakistan after 16 years (2004, where India went on to win Historic Test Series plus One-dayers) ..

just b4 the series VVS Laxman got married to Shailaja ..
n guess what lady-luck she brought to him.. he hit a brilliant century in the decider ..
5th ODI 101 no. (if my memory glands are alright)

India went on to win the match n series.. MOM was awarded to LAXMAN...

Rameej Raza to Laxman ....
RR: Hey Laxman .... Congratulations ...
VVS: Thanx Rameej..
RR: Enjoyed urself?
VVS: Yes its a different feeling altogether. Never thought it would happen to me, but finally it did happened.
RR: So wat was ur feeling in the middle?
VVS: Ya.. it was initially wet. I was bit afraid to begin... but then as it became dry it was easier to play on. Initailly i was playing on back-foot. Once i groove into confidence I started with fours-play. I used both of my feets. After sometime i really enjoyed myself... out of world feeling.
RR: This TEAM-INDIA-HUDDLE is a new thing... Can u tell me whats the discussion in between?
VVS: Ya. We just discuss WHAT DID YA DID LAST NIGHT ... WHAT NEW POSITIONS WE CAN WORK ON ... n we discuss our personal experiences..
RR: Help from senior team-members?
VVS: Always.. I ask Sourav how did he manage himself. even Sachin how to manage stress in this situations n their excerpts really helped me. I try few things they said to me.
RR: What is ur focus on?
VVS: Im trying to exploit the conditions to the fullest... spending as much time in the middle as possible.
RR: What is one tng tat makes u so confidence?
VVS: i dunno may be its due to mhy inner world (Lux-Man.. Jazba ho under toh dikhta hai bahar )
RR: Congrats Laxman Thanx for the entertainment u provided with ur brilliant Century...
VVS: Century ????? I thought u were talking about my HONEYMOON !!!!

(now guys-n-gals plz read-on again what Lux-Man said to njoy the blog even more)








Mar 13, '07



Contd....


THAKUR-Warriors wer just 1 run short of der coveted victory .....
n den suddenly dis happened ....


mand-soosti ki raksha karta hai LIFE-GUL...
(for my i-dont-know-hindi frnds..
mand => dumb; soost => weakness)
LIFE-GUL hai jaha ..
har ladka hai waha .. LIFE-GUl ...

oh dis irritating commercial breaks .. they break td continuity .. dont they ..
anyways back 0n the field...

THAKUR-Warriors wer just 1 run short of der coveted victory .....
Bt alas a short ball from gabbar n HANGAL was out.

THAKUR-WARRIORS lost by 1 run to leave RAMGARH-WASI in stunned silence n HANGAL in his typical elderly voice murmured ....
ITNA SANNATA KYU HAIN BHAI ..

GABBAR-GOBAR won.. dey got 50k cash..

u wonder hw dey got so much cash.... Actually d smarty thakur called POLICE in his backyard .. They arrested GABBAR n d cash Prize of 50k bugs(u may remember dis kitna inaam rakhe the sarkar humpar???) was awarded to his own team

n THAKUR proudly sed ... KANOON K HAATH BAHUT LAMBE HOTE HAIN ,(even if u dont have one!! )








Feb 28, '07



hi everyone ...

No muvi review this time .. its a BLOG(time???) to be serious..

Last sunday ive given, one of the most hyped highly respected n dignified, MMS-CET 2007.. It was bit difficult(or i thought so)..
Im not here to discuss the question paper though.. bt even more (very??) serious issue swirling around in our so coveted AAMCHI MUMBAI ..

CET started at 2.30 to be completed in 2.5 hrs ie till 5.00 In the dying moments, though there was, yes u may have guessed right, POWER CUT...around 4.15 i think. Just b4 final minutes, a staff-person came and said there wont be FINAL HOOTER as power was cut off. Even WARNING BELL which is normally honked 5 minutes b4 (any)exams wasnt to be..

ARGUMENTS:
1: I was lucky tat my exam-hall was sufficiently spaced, so fresh air was quite (if not abundant) satisfactory.. more importantly illumination was good so i didnt find reading questions difficult ...

You may say i m saying just trivial aspects of POWER CUTs .. bt nooo it isnt so niggling. Think about students in a room with not-tat-enugh light.. n also the fact tat the WINTER TIME(wic usually come 4 iota of a time in Mumbai) is over n temp. has already raised his head .. add to it the FEAR of PERFORMANCE and the ANXIETY of the student, student PERSPIRING could be all but natural...

2: The unavailability of ELECTRICAL HOOTER was again questionable. As for probability goes, the possibility of the TIMING SHOWN BY WATCHES OF ALL THE INVILGATOR's in a particular EXAM CENTER to be same, is negligible. So der may be the case tat students of some Classrooms in a particular center would have got more time(let it be in seconds alone) then other students in same center

A Student normally give 50-70 days for preparations of such ennobled WARS(i feel it calling so). Having done all practices the final showdown depends on THIS CRUCIAL LAST n DYING MOMENTS .. Even a second earn could get him one extra mark n b'live this 1 mark do make a lot of difference in this highly competitive exams...

We may be OH-SO-HIGHLY-PLACED in global map, bt reality isnt tat exciting..I cant present any solution to this power-cutts, infact im not even against it, but i dearly think tat days as such (like CETs, CATs, Xths, XIIths exams) should be exempted from curse of power-cut.

 Come down to the basics oh dear govt. coz. the student sitting in the classroom could very well be another DHIRUBHAI in the making and u may (let it be in unawareness) holding him back !!!








Feb 28, '07



Contn..

(plz read SHOLAY PART I b4 readin dis blog.. or else u might miss d fun)

Actually i got sum voices 4 not having song in muvi...
so ive inserted dis song immediately after interval .... (ull say tat positioning of song is not apt... bt den it isnt apt in muvis either ....)

In my muvi Basanti drives an AUTO (n not d Dhanno's Taunga)
n she is d one HITting on Viru thru dis song (sing dis song on JAGJIT Bhai's famous ghazal ..Hothon se chulo tum)

AUTO se chullo tum ..
meri seat GARAM kar do..
ban jaao "MEET"er mere..
CNG"eet amar kar do ....


THAKUR-WARRIORS
Chasing sum ____ odd runs 4 victory...

Initially SACHIN was abt to open WARRIORs innings...(not tat AILA SACHIN, in d muvi actor SACHIN).. bt he was held ve for sum banned drugs ... (Actually u might rem he has gone to BIDI factory n he has taken sum Sutta...) ..nw again im tantalized to insert d famous song ** SUTTA ... bt dis is against my moral policing (hi hi hi .. while writing i laughed myself)


Basanti was out in the middle. A lofted shot at long-on , every1 shouted RUN LE BASANTI !!!
bt caught by SAMBHA hiding allegedlhy between d rocks... Now again i dnt knw wat dis yes-boss-**s  used do to do over d top??? dis (n der was very emotional background song on her dismissal , "KHOON JALA KHOON JALA", RDB !!!) . Thakur asked d explanation n she said....

"Actually its really difficult to hit over LONG-ON wit my LEHENGA-ON (for my i-dont-knw-hindi frnds lehenga  => skirt)   .. if only i wud have tried LONG-OFF wit my ...... ahmmmmm !!!

hearing such a wicked explntn.. thakur yelled "Basanti You r a
PAIN IN MY CLASS
!!!"

bt den again none-n-lonely .. thakur come 2 rescue his side .. n he dropped (HIS???) anchor..
n he got a scintillating partner ..

d hot ..
d f-lexy ..

MAUSIJII !!!!

der was a nice chemistry errr....partnership between THAKUR n MAUSIji (i ve read abt Thakur n Mausiji's chemistry in RAMGARH TIMES PAGE 3).. No matter wat MAUSIJI wud do, Thakur allegedly hugged her after every delivery... Saala THURKEEE THAKUR!!!

Bt a misunderstanding between d two cost dem wicket

A K Hangal came to HANG(al)-OUT in d middle wit lots of applause behind... he hit 2-3 big heave.. n THAKUR-Warriors wer just 1 run short of der coveted victory .....


n den suddenly dis happened ....


2 be contd...








Feb 16, '07



This time again im bullying our bollywood flick.
I targetted, undoubtedly 1 of d gr8st flick from India, the Ramesh Sippy's SHOLAY, n hey buddy im bidding apologies 4 tat.
The characters in d flick or so inspiring n famed tat dey r always present at d back or our mind, be it (rang de????)BASANTi.... d impregnable viru.. d yess-boss-**s sambha or so on...

Wat if, in d epic, d personas actually played a CRICKET match amongst demselves

GABBAR-GOBAR v/s THAKUR-WARRIORS !!!!!

Jai n Veeru wer opening 4 GABBAR .. (u wonder y JAI/VIRU in GABBARs team ...
i tnk d APPRAISALS by THAKUR" wernt quite enugh, after all its all abt
MONEY, HONEY) dey xtravagantly converted 3's into 2's n 2's into 1's ...

within no time dey have raised healthy (____) run partnership (u fill d fig.. im running out of ideas)

Bt unfortunately jai was out ... n d reason was it was dawn time n JAYA has just came to give CHARA to der BHAISIYAAn .. n Viru cried .. SAATH TUNE CHHOD DIYA ...

Bt d runs wer plenty under Gabbars BElt, (n u know now y he wear Tat BIG BELT)

Seeing d plight of der team, CAP-TEN d one-n-only (or i say none-n-lonely) THAKUR decided to have A BALL... Every1 wer surprised, how wud he bowl. He took a long runup right from back of his haveli till d crease .. bt wer is his "ball" (cricket ball, i meant !!!) .. He closed on to d stumps n der was a stingy yorker !!! bowled ... Kalliya bhowled on very frist ball... Every1 asked wats d secret beHIND dis..
n thakur proudly sed BOOST IS THE SECRET OF MY ENERGEEE , n RAMLLAL angrily exclaimed from behind, OUR ENERGEE !! ( i still wonder in wat OTHER ACTS did RAMLAAL helped our THAKUR .... any guesses ???)

Even basanti sed he wud like 2 ball bt VEERU sed nahi BASANTI in KUTTON ke SAAMNE MAT ball DAALNA !!!!

 Gr8 THAKUR-WARRIOR CHASE ....
in next series ..... Till den .. kip BLOGGIN


2 be contind...







Feb 15, '07



Ladies n gentleman

For the first time on Froper im revealing a fact wic no one knows.. Not my Parents, not my siblings, not my gr8st of frnds ...

Bt now i wanna ooze tat secret out .. n m doin tat on Frop.

Ive CRUSH on sum1 .... In fact dis is my First Crush ... I actually pondered my whole life hw u develop this on sum1 .. i thought it to be rather tough


Bt b'live me its fairly easy ..n after doin tat once u wud lik 2 do this again n again ..

bt i dnt have enugh guts to tell u hw all dis happened .... bt der is a way...

i can actually show u hw ALL DIS HAPPENED ....




















See hw eeezzeee it is ... Every1 can crush w/o hurting anyone.

WANNA TRY THIS !!!!!




Tags: secret, crush





Feb 15, '07




Hi Every1 .....HEre i come again to take sum valuable time out of ur Hectic schedule... to waste d sem on my blog..

Im a big Bolly-Wood Follower n half of d muvis in Bolly r based on a traumatic ...errr...ROMANTIC themes...
so its very easy 2 catch those picky lines such as "Main Tumhare Bina Ji Nahi Sakta(Kyu main H2O hooon kya)"
"Tumhare bina main Saans nahi le sakta (kyu MAIN OXYGEN hoon)",
"Tumhe main tumhari KHUSBOO( actually, Badboo) se pehchaane sakta hoon" .. n umpteen others...

Its really difficult to correlate REEL life wit REAL life .. bt im just attempting to do tat..
So wat rEEl life dialogues/scenarios can be taken as in rEAl life ..........


Chalte-Chalte ruk jaata hoon main => (no wonder 4 daily commuter on 7.40am Churchgate Fast .. our EMUs have done graduation in tat ... So wit whom our EMUs have fallen on... TRACKS or many who s(h)its besides them 4 der daily acts !!!)

I go on talking abruptly without pondering wat am i talkin abt => (Oh holy shits does tat mean my Boss is infatuated wit sumone... i actually thought sumtng is cookin between he n Ms. Brigenza .. aha!!)

Main tumhara saath har pal paana chaahta hoon (i wont u 4 rest of my life) => Oh .. u r talkin abt HUTCH ... VODAFONE wud be really appreciating our BULLY-Actors for sayin tat ... bt hey u rather say dis slowly coz' RUIa's wud be RUEing dis

Thnx 4 wasting valuable time .. plz do visit next time.. coz' its already time 2 watch another BULLY-WOE-D flick !!!








Feb 15, '07



HIIOIIIII every Propper ppl on Fropper....]

This is My first Blog ... so SHAKE-PEER plz 4give me 4 my SPELLING MISS-(dnt)-TAKE

Fropper has assited us in makin frnds thru' scraps(my dustBin is already full with it .. bt i wonder it jus dont STINK .. in fact i like it wen ppl DUMP into it) ...
or watchin PICS of CHICS ...(or of DUDES, if u r nt STRAIGHT) .. or by narowwing on sum really interestin profile
.... Those whu r intersted in PROPPER RELATIONSHIP (i wonder hw do u define it PROPPER) can drop der fantasies n ecstasies on RELATIONSHIPS ...
u can add any1 as ur frnds w/o askin dem formally "LADY, WUD U LIKE TO BE MY FRIEND" and if u wont to have sum private talks u can send MESSAGES (secretly) ......

Wat i meant to say is tat U NAME UR PREFERENCES n FROPPER has given u !!!!

Aftr a hugely successful(n u wont doubt tat) commencement of dis xtravaganza FROPPER has got new stuff on to it ..
n tats of eZBlogss ... so u can write ur independent ideas .. ur experiences.. ur feelins.. ur (silly n at time naughty) mistakes.. tngs wic aroused u.. tngs wic turned U(rs ????) DOWN ...PPPL whu mak u feel special n lots n lots of stuffs...

I jus got d feelin tat Fropper has got tat MIDAS TOUCH ... fropp aint do a thing wrong !!!

KUDOS to FROPPER n 4 every single person on fropper kip SMILin or shud i say

Kip BLOGGin :)