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Nov 15, '08



A newly joined trainee engineer asks his boss
"what is the meaning of appraisal?"

Boss: "Do you know the meaning of resignation? "

Trainee: "Yes! I do"

Boss: "So let me make you understand
what a appraisal is by comparing it with resignation"


Comparison study : Appraisal and Resignation

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In appraisal meeting they will speak
only about your weakness, errors and failures.

In resignation meeting they will speak
only about your strengths, past achievements
and success.

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In appraisal you may need to cry
and beg for even 10% hike.

In resignation you can easily demand
(or get even without asking) more than 50-60% hike.

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During appraisal, they will deny promotion
saying you didn't meet the expectation,
you don't have leadership qualities,
and you had several drawbacks in our objective/goal.

During resignation, they will say you are
the core member of team; you are the vision
of the company how can you go, you have to
take the project in shoulder and lead
your juniors to success.

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There is 90% chance for not getting
any significant incentives after appraisal.

There is 90% chance of getting immediate
hike after you put the resignation.

**********
Trainee: "Yes boss enough,
now I understood my future.
For an appraisal I will have to resign ... !!!"



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Nov 15, '08



There was an engineer who had
an exceptional gift for fixing all things
mechanical. After serving his company
loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired.

Several years later the company
contacted him regarding a seemingly
impossible problem they were having
with one of their multimillion dollar
machines. They had tried everything
and everyone else to get the machine
to work but to no avail. In desperation,
they called on the retired engineer
who had solved so many of their
problems in the past.

The engineer reluctantly took the challenge.
He spent a day studying the huge machine.
At the end of the day, he marked a small "x"
in chalk on a particular component of
the machine and stated,
"This is where your problem is!".

The part was replaced and the machine
worked perfectly, again. The company
received a bill for $50,000 from the engineer
for his service. They demanded an itemized
accounting of his charges.

The engineer responded briefly:
One chalk mark $1.
Knowing where to put it $49,999.
It was paid in full and
the engineer retired again in peace.



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Nov 15, '08



Always tell someone
how you feel.
Mean what you say
and say what you mean,
even when it's hard,
because opportunities are
lost in a blink of an eye
but regrets can last a lifetime…



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Nov 13, '08



A man decided to change his life
and for a start he took up the easiest - drinking.
He got so drunk with whisky and his breath
had such a foul stench as if a whole herd of
mammoths had spent the night in his mouth.

It felt good to be blind drunk, but the time came
for him to go home and his wife was
quite quick-tempered. She always knew when
he was drunk even if he was three blocks away
from their house and did not let him in.

This is why the drunken man decided to use
his cunning and break in the house.
He rang the bell for a long time
and an angry voice hissed from within:

"Who is it?"

The man leaned on the door and said tenderly:
"I bring roses for the most beautiful woman
in the world."

Upon hearing that his wife was so moved
that decided to open the door. She opened it
and took a close look at her husband.
Imagine her surprise when she saw neither roses,
nor hyacinths in his hands.

"Where are the roses for the most beautiful woman
in the world, you bastard?," the woman roared.

The man slouched towards her and murmured,
"And where is the most beautiful woman in the world?"



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Nov 12, '08



If our mind is
still enough,
we can see
the deeper meaning
behind each situation.
No matter how bad
a problem may seem
on the surface,
if we remain positive
eventually we will see
how everything has
worked out for the best…



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Nov 09, '08



When the mind
experiences pleasure
then every task one does
also brings pleasure,
nothing but pleasure.
Then there is no form of
confusion at all. When there
are questions "why" and "what"
then there is confusion.
But when you say,"Aha, Oho,"
then this is pleasure...



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Oct 13, '08



A mom jumped up as soon as she saw
the surgeon come out of the operating room.
She said: "How is my little boy ?
Is he going to be all right ? When can I see him ?"

The surgeon said, "I'm sorry.
We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it."

Mom said, "Why do little children get cancer ?
Doesn't God care any more ?
Where were you, God, when my son needed you ?"

The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone
with your son ? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes,
before he's transported to the university."

Mom asked the nurse to stay with her while
she said good bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly
through his thick red curly hair.

"Would you like a lock of his hair ?" the nurse asked.

Mom nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair,
put it in a plastic bag and handed it to the Mom.

The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate
his body to the University for Study. He said it might help
somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said,
'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some
other little boy spend one more day with his Mom."
She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold.
Always thinking of someone else.
Always wanting to help others if he could."

Mom walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time,
after spending most of the last six months there.
She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat
beside her in the car.

The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to
enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings,
and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room.

She started placing the model cars and other personal things
back in his room exactly where he had always kept them.
She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow,
cried herself to sleep.

It was around midnight when Mom awoke. Laying beside
her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said :

"Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me;
but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you,
just 'cause I'm not around to say "I Love You" .
I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day.
Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want
to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me.
He can have my room and old stuff to play with.
But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like
the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and
stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me.
This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me
as soon as I got here and showed me around some,
but it will take a long time to see everything.

The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly.
And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures.
Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him.
Jesus himself took me to see GOD ! And guess what, Mom ?
I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him,
like I was somebody important. That's when I told him
that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good bye and everything.

But I already knew that wasn't allowed.
Well, you know what Mom ? God handed me some paper and
his own personal pen to write you this letter.
I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop
this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer
to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him ?' "God said he was in the same place with me,
as when his son Jesus was on the cross.
He was right there, as he always is with all his children.
Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper.
Isn't that cool ? I have to give God His pen back now.
He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life.

Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper.
I'm sure the food will be great.

Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore.
The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand
that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either.
That's when he sent the Angel of Mercy to come get me.
The Angel said I was a Special Delivery ! How about that ?

Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.



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Oct 09, '08



A boy was born to a couple
after eleven years of marriage.

They were a Loving couple and
the boy was the gem of their eyes.

When the boy was Around two years old,
one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle Open.

He was late for office so he asked his wife
to cap the bottle and keep It in the cupboard.
His wife, preoccupied in the kitchen
totally forgot the matter.

The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle
fascinated by Its colour and drank it all.

It happened to be a poisonous medicine
meant for adults in small dosages.
When the child collapsed the mother
hurried him to the hospital, where he died.
The mother was stunned.
She Was terrified how to face her husband.

When the distraught father came to the hospital
and saw the dead child, He looked at his wife
and uttered just five words.

QUESTIONS:

1. What were the five words?
2. What is the implication of this story?

ANSWERS :

The husband just said "I am with you Darling"

The husband's totally unexpected reaction is a proactive Behaviour.

The Child is dead. He can never be brought back to life.

There is no point In finding fault with the mother.
Besides, if only he had taken time to keep the bottle away,
this would not have happened.

No one is to be blamed. She had also lost her only child.
What she Needed at that moment was consolation and
sympathy from the husband. That is what he gave her.

If everyone can look at life with this kind of perspective,
there would Be much fewer problems in the world.
"A journey of a thousand miles Begins with a single step."
Take off all your envies, jealousies, Unforgiveness,
selfishness, and fears. And you will find things are
Actually not as difficult as you think.

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Sometimes we spend time in asking
who is responsible or whom to blame,
Whether in a relationship or
in a job or with the people we know.
By this Way we miss out some warmth
in human relationship.



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Oct 03, '08



A man was sick and tired of going
to work every day while his wife stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and
put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through,
so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.
Amen..”

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man'swish.

The next morning, sure enough,
the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast forhis mate,
awakened the kids, set out their school clothes,
fed them breakfast, packed their lunches,
drove them to school, came home and
picked up the dry cleaning, took it to
the cleaners and stopped at the bank
to make a deposit, went grocery shopping,
then drove home to put away the groceries,
paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1 P.M.and he hurried to
make the beds,do the laundry, vacuum, dust,
and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and
got into an argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids
organized to do their homework,
Then set up the ironing board and
watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and
washing vegetables for salad, breaded
the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher,
folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
At 9 P.M. He was exhausted and, though his
daily chores weren'tfinished, he went to bed where
he was expected to make love, which he managed
to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately
knelt by the bed and said, Lord, “I don't know
what I was thinking. Iwas so wrong to envy
my wife's being able to stay home all day.
Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied,
"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson
and I will be happy to change
things back to the way they were.
You'll just have to wait nine months, though.
You got pregnant last night."



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Sep 29, '08



A new manager spends a week at
his new office with the manager he is replacing.

On the last day the departing manager tells him,
"I have left three numbered envelopes in the desk drawer.
Open an envelope if you encounter a crisis you can't solve."

Three months down the track there is major drama,
everything goes wrong - the usual stuff - and
the manager feels very threatened by it all.

He remembers the parting words of his predecessor
and opens the first envelope. The message inside says
"Blame your predecessor!" He does this and gets off the hook.

About half a year later, the company is experiencing
a dip in sales, combined with serious product problems.

The manager quickly opens the second envelope.
The message read, "Reorganize!"

This he does, and the company quickly rebounds.

Three months later, at his next crisis,
he opens the third envelope. The message inside says,
"Prepare three envelopes"



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