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Aug 31, '08

The monk was humming under his breath;
                 " Kajrare Kajrare Tore Naina Kare Kare".
                   Lopamudra looked up from the oven. She had never seen him in such humor.
                  " How did you like Bunty aur Bably " ?
                  "Well, the movie was not bad ! But It was the item song I did like the most!"
                  " Hmmmmm"!
                  " But the dance was irrelevant !" The monk frowned!
                  " You enjoyed the dance and still you say the dance was irrelevant?"
                  " Ya, they could have done without it."
              " But the dance was not irrelevant, My Lord!Your frown speaks volumes for it."
                  " Hey Sweety, what's cooking ?"
                  " We enjoy frown on the so called upper class faces !"
                  " And what do you mean by 'we'?"
                  " By we I mean the women of India,My Lord."
                " Ya, above all you are the divine mother."
                  " And what is the enjoyment for?"
                  " You are not that naive, my Lord."
                  " Let's discuss the issue,but I badly need my tea."
                  " Not a bad idea,my lord; you wait for me and I will be back in no time."
                 So I got her where she should be!The monk started humming under his breath. He wanted Lopamudra to open up.Who else could be better authority?
                  Lopamudra was back with the tea things.
                 " How could my frown be your enjoyment,Sweety,?"
                 "An item dance is a message,my lord;kind of an announcement of 'Women's Lib'."
                " So this is revolt,I suppose!"
                " No, this is revolution,my lord,not a revolt; A revolution is a slow process,culminating into something we actually wanna achieve".
                " And when did it start"?
                " Well, in 1970s when we started burning our bra".
                " But that is not decent,my dearest".
                " Only poison can kill poison,my lord"!
                " Hmmmmm! you are right,perhaps!"
                " I am absolutely right,my lord;in a society where we are getting killed in the womb,no other way was out for us."
                " And what you mean by burning the bra?"
                " We refused to be merely show pieces;we refused to be baby sitters;we refused to go into the kitchen and cook;we booted out the very idea of 'Pati-Parmeshwar';As a matter of fact,we announced our lib and decided to be on our own;and all that we did believe, we did in broad day light;Smocking,Drinking or Flirting!"
                 Lopamudra was speaking with the determination of a leader and her posture was that of an architect.
               " And you justify such an attitude"?
               " Are we not justified"? She retaliated.
               " We are only claiming equality;Though we were not happy to do all this,and for that matter,no woman could be!"
               " And why"? The monk asked!
               " A woman is a mother,above all;she loves to cook,she loves to feed,she loves to nurture;she is custodian of the culture and the values;she is the protector of the fire; Can you imagine this world without women? And these swines are killing us in the womb?Since ages,they are insulting us,molesting us,raping us;Were they justified?And no man ever came forward to stop all this nonsense;So against our own wishes and nature,we started burning our bra;We sacrificed our motherhood to save the earth;A woman needs to be loved,to be pampered,and to be respected for what she is;She must be given all the opportunity to get adapted to her environment,social,religious and political,but she had been denied her due;Hence the revolution!"
                      "But what an item dance has to do with women's lib?"
                      " An item dance is symbolic of our revolution that we have refused to dance to their tune; an item dance is an announcement that now they have to dance to our tunes;you got me,my lord?The revolution started in 1970s and the item dances are creating more frowns.But the grim of the society is an inkling of our victory;what was rotten yesterday is now welcomed in the drawing rooms;we spit and they lick with pride;even great journalists like Prabhu Chawla seeks an interview with us!"
                     " Oh really "?
                     " Didnt you watch his interview with Rakhi sawant?"
                     " Oh yes"!
                     " Do'nt you feel we are going from strength to strength?"
                     " And how much longer this would go on?"
                     This would go on until we eat and they start shitting for us! Ha! Ha!
                     " And then"?
                     " Then we will go back into the kitchen;We can't afford all this;But soon all our dreams will come true!"
                     Lopamudra got up and asked the monk;
                     " Are you not hungry,my dear?"
                     " Oh yes, I am waiting for my supper!"
                     Lopamudra went into the kitchen.She knew the monk was a great supporter of women's lib.
                    And the monk was humming under his breath;
                         'Kajrare Kajrare Tore Kare Kare Naina!"

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Jul 13, '08

" Over a cup of tea "

                              " If you blindly follow a person or a belief, and easily get hurt, then you need not read this. I do'nt intend to hurt anyone. I am writing this because I am an Indian and, for some time I am feeling that someone has to take the initiative. And that someone is me."
                           Ashutosh.

                     The monk had just returned from his morning walk and was waiting for his first cup of tea. He could make out that Lopamudra was in the kitchen. The monk was agitated. Lopamudra had told him about the recent developments in India and he was waiting for her to further discuss the issue.
                               Lopamudra appeared with the tea things.She threw a quick glance at the monk.Frown was still there.' So I got him where he should be'. She offered him his cup and said;
                               " Shall I begin now" ?
                               " Yeah , the monk said ! When exactly you came to know about it?When did your uncle paid a visit to you?"
                               " My uncle came to me when you were away in the woods."
                               " And what exactly he told you, Devi !"
                               " Well, he asked me to do certain Pranayaams,Mudraas and Asanas. He handed me a few CDs also. He promised me to issue me a certificate so that I could be appointed as a trainer and.......?"
                               " And what"?
                               " And he also promised to put forward your name for the official retailer of his divine medicines if you could organize a huge public meeting to be addressed by the 'Master'.But that could be as costly as Rs 50 Lacs."
                               " Rs 50 Lacs?" The monk frowned!
                               " My ancestors never charged even an iota for spiritual seekers."
                               " But time is money, my uncle says."
                               " Divine mother, The monk seemed to be in a franzy of entreaty; You know every thing, you are the controller of the universe.Why not just punish them?"
                               Lopamudra closed her eyes as though in a trance.She remained so for a while and then said;
                              " My Lord, I am not a teacher.I have already appointed secret agents who keep an eye on such developments and do the necessary. In the past also, such clumsy things have been done in the name of religion.But this time they are hitting the nail on it's head. I want you to deal with this situation and take necessary action."
                              " But you keep telling me that even the top class civil servants and chief-ministers are sittting at their feet?What action could I take? After all I am not the King of India?"
                             " I am not asking you to maintain law and order.I am just asking you to tell the masses that they are not doing the right thing.Tell them that spirituality can't be bought in a market place.And the rest I want from your mouth, my Son."
                            Lopamudra opened her eyes and found the monk at her feet. "Oh my Lord", she exclaimed; What I have done?"
                            The monk got up and took his chair.
                           " You were not here, Sweety, and I found my opportunity to touch your feet. Well, now I am enlightened and do the necessary."
                           " Fine, my Lord. Shall I take the notes?"
                           " Yes ! Take the notes and then get the draught published at Fropper so that they can read the same and thus the messege would reach where it must reach."
                           When Lopamudra came back, she found the monk in a trance.She touched the feet of the monk and took her chair. Now she was ready to take the notes.
                          " Can you drop dead on my say so?"
                          " No my Lord. Death is an evolution."
                          " Can you digest your food?"
                          " No my Lord. There is a system for digestion."
                          " Can this mango tree produce fruits merely on my say so?"
                          " No my Lord. That's an evolution too."
                          " Can you stop breathing on my say so and can you fall into sleep at will?"
                          " No my Lord. I will die if I stop breathing and sleep comes when one is sleepy."
                          " Similarly, Pranayaams and Mudraas can not be done as they are teaching.Pranayaam and Mudra were not invented by a scientist. They are 'Swayambhoo'. They appeared,during meditation,when the yogi was prepared to go further on. They appeared as a torch in the darkness to show the path to the seeker. When a yogi keeps meditating, the entire nervous system,that is, Nadi-Tantra, gets purified.The yogi feels anti-gravitation and his hands rise up in different Pranayaams and mudraas. The different Asanaas also folllow.And all this happens on it's own. Here no volition is involved. These things happen in a state of no mind,that is, Nirvichaar Chaitanya.Pranayaam and Mudraas are evolution and not volition. Then the various Pranayaams give an inkling to the advanced stages of the yogi. Not every type of Pranayaam can come to the beginer. And the same is true with the Mudraas and the Asanaas."
                            The monk needed a pause.Lopamudraa looked satisfied.
                            " The masses are ignorant.They do'nt know what anti-gravitaion is. By taking advantage of mass ignorance,these modern teachers can bring havoc to India's ancient glory and knowledge.Soon the masses would start taking pride in these things and a false sense of spirituality would jeopardise the innocense of the religion.They are trying to do marketing of spirituality and making huge booty.The masses must understand that Pranayaam and Mudraas come as sleep comes.You can buy a nice double bed, but you just can't buy sleep for you. You can buy the best food,but what about your hunger?So my messege is -- just sit and do nothing.Try to be in a state of thoughtlessness.Slowly your thoughts would calm down and the rest is a matter of time."
                                " But what is the harm even if they keep on doing these things?"
                                By keeping on, they would encourage the wrong people to continue with their ugly and uncouth schemes.By keeping on, they would embark upon a wrong path that would get them nowhere.And slowly,with the passage of time, ancient knowledge of the Vedas and the Shruti would disappear. In the past also, clumsy things have been done in the name of religion,but right now they are insisting on Pranayaam.Believe me my Priya, nothing would come out of it.They are wasting their time and money to utter disappointment.They do'nt know what kind of a hell they are walking into."
                            " So what the masses should do?"
                            " They must avoid heards mentality." I can go on speaking and you can go on taking notes.But enough for now.You get this draft published and we would wait for a reaction,if any! And by the way, What is name of your uncle?"
                             " Chacha Shyamdeva." Lopamudra replied and got up. Now she had to post her blog on the Fropper.But she did not hasitate to make some additions to the draught. She added thus;
                            " The politicians are shrewed.They know right timing is everything in politics.So they encourage such clumsy things to their own advantage and vested interest.The civil servants are no better than The British clerks, or otherwise they would'nt have been servants.But the masses,the poor masses,must avoid heards mentality and the media must not fan such things for their TRPs.The govt. must keep an eye on the Bank accounts of such uncles and impose heavy taxation on the huge booty thus stolen ."

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Jun 29, '08

"Nirvana"

                     "The following is based on my comprehension and perceptions on the subject.One may or may not agree,fully or partially.I do'nt intend to hurt anyone.I am also not responsible for any resemblance to anyone or any situation."
                                                                         Ashutosh.

                              Lopamudra and Agastya were sitting ,facing each other.Agastya was waiting for the interview which Lopamudra was going to seek.

                   " Shall I begin,my Lord?"
                   " Welcome Priya!You are all knowing and all pervading.You are Adi Shakti Kundalini.You are divine mother.You have seen the begining and you would see the end ot the universe. Why this interview?"
                 " Well! I am a woman and you, my husband, must answer all my questions."
                 " Of course, I will answer all your questions.However, you are not an ordinary woman.You have found your man(soulmate) within. You are Para-Vidya. Why questions?"
                   "Either answer my questions or shall I go away?"
                   The monk was not surprised.He rememberd when Goddes Parwati got confused and the Lord Shiva had to answer all her questions.
                   " My Priya: I know the state of mind you are in." " I will answer all your questions."
                   Smile was playing on her lips.
                   " Swami: You are not an ordinary man, and as you said just now, I am not an ordinary woman, and that I have found my 'Purusha' within me.Then iike an ordinary man, why you created me?Have you not found your soulmate within you?Why did you ever need a woman?And if you do'nt mind, I have heard that you used to use your hands to satiate your lust? If that is so, why on earth they call you a yogi who is deathless?"
                   The monk was unmoved.He realised that these questions deserved proper answers and had to be silenced for ever.He was also aware that publication of this interview would do more good than harm to the common masses.
                  " Oh my Priya": "Thanks for such an interview". " I am sure, the divine mother is speaking through your mouth."
                 " Let me explain as to why I had to create you." "Do you know the story of your own creation?"
                  "No my Lord.But this is surprising.I do'nt know who are my parents and uptill now, this thing never crossed my mind.Please tell my about my parents and also tell me why I never remembered and had no longing for my parents?"
               " Priya, you would understand everything.True this is that I used to use my hands, but that was not for pleasure. That I used to do to give an outlet to the surplus energy which, otherwise, would go on accumulating, not conductive to my good health, spiritual as well as physical."
               " Yes, my Lord! I can understand this. Even I getup at night and ,leaving you behind, go uphill and in the silence of the night,start roaring like a tigress thus releasing the surplus."
               " Yeah! I know that. We have to do that kind of things even now. So I used to use my hands. But that was an animal thing to do, an insult to the female kind.Thus I decided to get married so that I could release my surplus by meanse of 'Bhairavi Sadhna'.I asked Lord Brahmma to find me a suitable match."
                "There is no suitable match for you my son." He said.
"You have to create her by means of yajna."
                 " I came back and collected the five elements and breathed the life force into the solid mass of a female body.And thus you came into being.I gave you the name of Lopamudra.I brought you up and soon you grew into a young beautiful woman.We got married.Do I have to remind you?"
                 "Oh yes, I do remember,my Lord!"
                " You were born with no memories, for this was your first birth, and as you were born out of a divine Yajna, you were already enlightened.You are a part of the divne mother. carrying along with you no Samskaras and no volitions.You are a free soul.That's why the idea of parents never crossed your mind.Shall I go in detail, or that's enough?"
                 "That's enough my Lord." But ," if you do'nt mind....."
                 "Go ahead, my sweetheart!"
                  "You are hardly 5 ft and have a huge round pot for your belly. You are not a pretty sight to look at. Then why like an ordinary man on earth, you created Lopamudra, that is, me , the most beautiful woman on earth?You would have gone for an ordinary woman? Is'nt that a question mark?Are you not like an ordinary, nothing like a man ,on earth, who always needs a fresh piece?Were you not, when you created me, thinking about my secrete body parts?Were you not over 50 when you created me? Why then you created a young girl in lieu of an aged, ugly filthy black woman? Why men are all alike? Please tell me why did you ever need Bhairvi sadhna?" Can't a man exploit a woman in the name of Bhairvi Sadhna?"
                "   What is your profile name on the Fropper, Priya?"Ha!Ha!
                 "  Do'nt laugh at me Swamin! You know I am on the Fropper and I would send you a friend request too. But for now, answer my questions...pleeeease!"
                   "You were not born for my pleasure. No woman is born for giving pleasure to a man. When I created you, all that was on my mind was chemistry and no Physics. As I told you, this is your first birth, you did not carry any hereditary and genetic things.And beliieve me my sweet heart, no woman could ever be ugly.I told you I created you for our Bhairvi Sadhna. I never needed a female for my pleasure. But I needed a soulmate so that both of us find an outlet and set an example for the rest- an ideal couple.I had, many births ago,discovered my own female(within) , and in deep meditation, I regularly get connected and have my speritual union, that is , Atma-Rati.

                                "can I interrupt you?"
                  " Yes please!"
                    "Then why do we often do Bhairvi Sadhna? Are you not hungry for my body?Do'nt you want to feel the physical proximity of my body?Do'nt you want to make love to other women?I have every reason to doubt you."
                 " You can never be wrong my dearest. I know, you are divinely innocent. Thanks to Fropper where they are sharing all kinds of views.You read the blogs and relevant questions naturally come-up."
                   " Why we often do that thing?"
                   "Well, as I told you, I do'nt need a woman for my pleasure.I needed a woman for my Bhairvi Sadhna."
                  " I sit on Padmasana and you are on my lap. And we remain like that for hours on end.We never try to do anything. We just watch whatever is happening.After a while, we feel a vacuum and the desire for pliasure is no more.The energy moves up the spine. Soon the moment arrives when both of us feel shudderings and then we die a conscious death for a fraction of a second.That moment takes us into a state of breathlessness and that, in turn, means timelessness.Breathlessness means deathlessnes and egolessness and this state of mind is called ' No-Mind'.And when we are able to hold on to the state of No-Mind for longer intervals,we advance forth on the spiritual and evolutionary scale.Can Nirvana be far away?"
                  Do'nt I ask to fix your gaze between the eyebrows?"
                  Do'nt you feel the cool energy crawling up your spine?
                  Do'nt you achieve the state of no-mind every time?
                  Do'nt you feel that both of us are advancing on the scale?"
                " Yes, yes, yes my Lord...!"
                 " That's it! "The monk needed a pause.
                " Now I understand my Lord as to why you created me and what is the main purpose of Bhairvi Sadhna?"
                 "Transformation through yoga,that is, union of male-female bodies ."
                 Lopamudra was silent for some time. Then she proceeded further....
                 "Why both man and woman are not happy as couples?
                 Why they are having extra marrital affairs?
                 Why they can't live in peace with each other?
                 What is the main reason for this chaotic state of affairs?"
               " Not their fault. "The monk said."They get attached to each other due to opposite sexual attraction and the rest is taken for granted.That does'nt mean that they have found their soul mates.And untill they find a soul mate, wandering would never come to an end.A happy couple is a rare thing on earth. And the institution of marriage is the worst social invention."
                 " What do you mean, my Lord?" She exclaimed! "Even gods get married! How come the marriage could be looked down upon?"
                " Oh my dearest," the monk interrupted." Let us consider our own case. We do'nt have a marriage certificate. We do'nt have our address proof and there is no photo id. You do'nt know even your own parents.According to modern social and legal norms, we are not married. We are living together and that is not legitimate.But are we not the happiest couple?Where is the marriage? We are the happiest couple because we are soul mates. Is'nt it?"
                " But you are encouraging free sex." Lopamudra said.
               " What is wrong with free sex? Do we want a happy society or What????"
               " Marriage means a forced peaceful? co-existence and that is height of hypocrisy. Even after marriage, one must move on when the situation calls for. The purpose of marriage is reproduction and helping each other for spiritual transformation.But if the marriage is outliving it's utility, what is the sense of pulling on???"
               " Can a woman live without a man if she moves on?"
                "Yes, a woman can live without a man, or atleast she can wait untill she finds a soulmate.I emphatically insist that she must go on waiting......"
                " Oh my Lord ! Now one last question."
                " A friend of mine wants to drive the car.What does she mean? I feel that by driving a car, she wants to suggest something deeper than that."
                 "Of course she means deeper than that.Actually she wants women on the driver's seat and she wants to enjoy the initiative."
               " But men say women are not good drivers.They are not as efffieient with their hands and ......when it comes to driving." And their judgement is not sound!"
               " Ha! Ha!Ha! They are absolutely wrong. I want to see the women on the driver's seat and the sooner is the better."
              " But then it hurts male ego! "She demanded.
             "  A male wih ego is not a male. He is a swine, you see?"
              " So what is your messege, my Lord ?"
                " Seek a soulmate and the rest is just a matter of time".
               " Thanks a lot my Lord. Can I publish this interview on the Fropper as my blog?"
                 "Of course ,yes. Wish you good luck, my sweety!"
                 " Okay...My Lord. Now the interview is over.Please give yourself a nice wash and let me prepare some food for us.What would you like to have for the supper? "
                 " Who cares? But forget not to send me a friend request."

                 Lopamudra was happy.She was waiting for the monk and also for the state of no mind.

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