True Story (The second in a series of Aunt Bobo’s adventures)
Copyrights Poetic Soul
When THIEF yells “POLICE!”
My head was pounding and my heart hammering. I woke up
abruptly from a deep sleep realizing that someone was actually banging on the door.
“Where was I?”
Then it hit me that I was actually at Aunt Bobo’s place as my cousin had gone abroad on business.
I scrambled from the bed and dashed to the hall.
Aunt Bobo was already there, standing by the door.
Her back looked tense and she had an iron bar in her hand. Nevertheless, without losing her usual sang-froid, she demanded crisply “Who’s there?” A tough male voice replied “It’s the police ma’m…open the door!” Unruffled and without flinching, Aunt Bobo flicked on the porch lights, pulled the curtain aside, opened the window cautiously and told the nocturnal intruder, “Show me your identity card!”
The man repeated impatiently, “I’m Inspector Margoze ma’m,
please open the door!” But his words did not have the desired effect on Aunt Bobo who firmly repeated herself. With no other alternative, the man slipped his ID card through the gap in the window.
Adjusting her spectacles, Aunt Bobo peered at the credentials and then at the guy outside. “No wonder he looks so sour…just like his name,” she whispered to me. (Margoze in the local lingo means bitter gourd!) Seeming satisfied, she jerked the door open. I stood close to her as body guard. (As if Aunt Bobo ever needs a bodyguard!!!) She would guffaw if she hears this!
Three men, two constables and a police inspector stood on the front steps. Inspector Margoze looked harassed. When his gaze fell on Aunt Bobo, a myriad of expressions flashed across his face. His eyes reflected respect and awe. I was seized with amusement as I had seen that expression often where Aunt Bobo was concerned.
“I am sorry to bother you at this hour ma’m…” he began ...but was cut short by Aunt Bobo, “You better have a good reason to disturb respectable folks from their sleep or you’ll really be sorry.” She paused, adding “By the way, why didn’t you ring the bell instead of banging on the door?” Inspector Margoze flushed with embarrassment in front of the constables. “Did you hear anything unusual about an hour ago or so m’am?” He managed to utter.
Rubbing her sleepy eyes and running her fingers through her curly silvery hair, Aunt Bobo replied, “Not really Officer! Should we have done so? I mean, is something the matter?” By then, concern had crept into her voice.
“About one and a half hour ago, we
received a phone call from a motorist who came across an unconscious man lying on the road in this area.”
Inspector Margoze continued with the narration. It seems that
the ‘unconscious’ man was severely bruised.
His clothes were tattered and his feet were in roller skates. His name was Longaille, a notorious thief.
And, at that particular moment, Longaille was lying in a coma in the ICU (Intensive Care Unit) of the local hospital.
“We’ve been moving from door to door for the past hour.
Strangely enough, nobody in this neighbourhood seemed to have heard anything.
Each door that we knocked on was opened by people yawning or rubbing their sleepy eyes!” On this baffled note, Inspector Margoze bid us goodnight.
Aunt Bobo locked the door leaving the iron rod in its corner for emergency purposes...like thieves. She was in her blue sleeping gear and her feet were shod into her famous pink socks. It was a cold winter night. However, in her haste, she had tiptoed to the door without her bedroom slippers. Her sharp eyes wore a distant look for a fragmentary second.
Then, they lit up like
two bright bulbs.
She looked at me as if she had discovered a new continent and murmured, “Intruders can’t even sniff around. We have neighbourhood watch here!”
So saying, she rushed to the telephone cubicle (where the lone phone sat on its desk. This phone cubicle ensures privacy to callers.) Within a second her fingers were feverishly dialling a number. Listening to others’ conversations is not in my nature, so I made a move…but Aunt Bobo stopped me.
Alas, I tried to block my poor ears from loafing around the
telephonic conversation. My mind reverted to the police inspector’s expression when he saw Aunt Bobo’s powerful personality and the pink socks. (Aunt Bobo can look intimidating at times but she is actually extremely generous and soft-hearted!) I was unable to suppress a smile. Snatches of Aunt Bobo’s telephonic conversation floated to my ears despite my unwillingness to hear. “Whaaaaat? Oh…I see…Wheennn? hmn…Is thaaat so?...ook..”
Finally, she replaced the receiver in its cradle and marched into the sitting room. Her expression spoke volumes. I could see that she was in a haste to share the information with me.
I
t seems that the notorious Longaille had unfortunately picked this neighbourhood to loot. As it was Saturday night, he was confident that most residents would either be out or too engrossed in suspense and action movies on television to bother about any real action taking place around.
Longaille wore roller-skates for faster action in case of unexpected danger.
Little did he know that the short arm of this neighbourhood
was faster than his roller-skates. Somebody sounded off the alarm and the chase was on. His roller-skates were of no help. Some of the swift-legged residents caught the thief and thrashed him till Longaille was forced to yell “POLICE…HELP!”
But the enraged residents did not spare the intruder. Utterly weak by the beating, our thief sank on the road.
Not realizing the gravity of the situation, the inhabitants
sought the safety of their homes.
By the time the police siren was blaring,
they were snuggled in their warm beds. The pounding on the door sought each one in their sleeping gear, disheveled, and yawning. Nobody had any information for the police, but within minutes the news had spread like wild fire in the neighbourhood, the neighbouring towns and the villages as well. After all, Mauritius is a small island.
No thief has ever dared set feet in Aunt Bobo’s neighbourhood after that lethal night!

- Poetic Soul