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She's done it again guys, Our Nova has tagged me yet again (nevermind I never got tagged the last time around, hee hee).
Okay, can we dispense with the preliminaries puhleese !! And lemme get to the pint...or was it point...Aarrrghh...

1.) You could read Nova's double trouble to know what it's all about.
2.) I am supposed to answer some of the most besharam (in case hubby reads this) yet interesting questions and
3.) Tag people in the multiples of three...i.e., 3, 6, 9 and so on you intelligent people! 

Surliness at it's best, but what the heck...listing out my best-kept secrets in public isn't an easy task ya...I'd still try for my dear friend's dosti's sake. So here we go :

1. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? 

Eyes, hands, feet, bum, Voice, walk, Footwear, dress-sense...(depending on what comes in the range of my peepers first:)
Eyes = reflect what's in store most of the times.
Hands and Feet = Hygiene.
Bum = Yes, Males. You thought you were the only ones noticing that in opposite sex!
Walk = Tells what a man is all about.
Footwear = Style, hygiene, personality ( I'd simply kill people asking me to elaborate this one)

2. Who of the opposite sex- would you want to be with if you were deserted on an island? 

Prince Caspian of 'The Chronicles of Narnia' fame (When I become a teenager again, I am SERIOUS) and George Clooney, Johnny Depp, Harrison Ford and I will not stop at just one you see!

3. What turns you on about the opposite sex? 

Ahem, Ahem. 
The dimpled charming smile some males have (with other facial features too in right places) that makes you go OOH...all gooey! 
It's that Voice, ahh that makes me feel like grabbing the person at once(?) A nicely chiselled body, well cared for chest, back and a good butt well rounded to perfection. Sometimes, it's a touch that does the trick, a look, a sexy smell (armpits and farts not included please), the sound of a sexy laughter...(Why, laughter can be sexy too, please), and the protected feeling that some males give you sometimes turns me on big time.

4. What turns you off? 
Mr. Know-it-alls, Low or too high an Attitude, Show-offs, B.O.,
and the typical Male mentality of 'I am a Male, I am superior'.

 5. Some Froppites have their real picture on the profile and some don't but just going by their blogs/ comments/ scraps who do you think is the hottest female (male bloggers answer this) and male blogger (female blogger answer this)? 

Must I answer this one! 
Mr. skhawa, Forbidden2007, TidyMess and someone else who doesn't feature in my friends-list, but is sizzling HOTT for sure.

Now I gotta pick up the latest book I've been reading (No Cosmopolitans Or Playboys allowed)
Open page 123--Find the fifth sentence--And Post the next three sentences.

My book: What to Expect-The Toddler Years by Arlene Eisenberg, Heidi E. Murkoff & Sandee E. Hathaway

(Psst : This book always comes handy for me when I see any kinda trouble brewing concerning Angel's health, psychological changes and overall development etc.)

"Be sure to bring the questions with you to this visit so you will be ready when the doctor asks, "Any concerns"? Also jot down new skills your toddler is displaying (walking, climbing, running, using a spoon, combining words into phrases, pointing to body parts) so you won't be at a loss when you're asked, "What's your toddler been doing"? Bring along your child's home health history record, too, so that height, weight, immunizations and other information gleaned from the checkup can be recorded"


And the people Sunshine tags are : 
Tenjade Destiny
InkTank
FunyNirs

This is for all my friends who've put up with me inspite of not recieving messages, leave alone getting any replies on time from my side... 

As it is with every other kid, my kid's growing up too! And that too quite fast, it seems to me. It seems like yesterday only when I was told I was blessed with a daughter....Then came all those days and nights of absolutely no sleep... The house was always messy with diapers, 0 sized clothes and toys in every colour and shape possible! Then the time almost flew away sitting on its milky Unicorn with wings ! And there she was, just over two yrs old and ready to face the world on her own. 

Time to go to a school. 

Actually I wouldn't be exaggerating if I say it was tougher on Me than her !!! Seeing her go away on day 1 was a feeling I can't ever describe in words... did all I could to prevent myself from crying in front of everyone ! Now I'm not known to be a softie to this extent...but when it comes about letting go of her, knowing full well that she'd be alone, fending for her little self...it kills something inside me. My little girl has to wake up before 7 in the morning to be able to catch her bus in the morning (Hello, a 2 n a half yr old going in a 'bus'? Okay, make it a mini-bus...BUT a bus is a bus yaar !). She cries and there I am...gulping and panicking, cursing the 'Education Board' of India. Grrr...Why do kids born in 2005 frm jan-dec have to take admission in the same session...2008-2009 ! The december borns were merely 2 yrs and 3 months when they started. 

Okay, maybe I am over-reacting. But what the hell ! Its my one and only kid (as of now, haha) we are talking about. The whole process of sending Angel to school has become a sort of 'Dharm Yuddha' for both me and dear hubby. If going by Indian standards...I am doing nothing extraordinary by waking up at 6 a.m. and preparing breakfast for everyone and getting the kid ready for school after bringing myself in a see-able condition...Would die but be seen as a Zombie afterall !!! And if believing the grapevine, my 'poor' hubby has become a hero in all of 2 months. 'Poor thing' wakes up early too (never mind if only to fetch the newspaper before I do!). And 'helps' me in getting Angel ready for school...Now if only you could think  'dry-cleaning' the kid equivalent to giving her a bath when she's at her frustrated best ! Yeah Yeah... a 'li'l' help is better than no help at all...WHO SAYS !!! 

Grrrr... The bus boarded on time (7.45 a.m...Over and Out !! )

And I am back, back to my territory, kitchen. The messy granite laughing at me...and inviting me to clean its dirty self ! Now if only I had an assistant (not Maid, mind it) who'd do as I say (Maids in Mumbai don't...No wonder the supposedly good ones are more sought after than the prospective grooms here these days). Yawning and cursing, I clean up whatever I can, make the beds (while toying with the idea of sleeping on floor from tomorrow onwards...grrr...would love to see Monster-in-law twisting and turning on my cold cruel flooring some day, hee hee !). By the time I am done straightning the house, Its time to prepare some 'healthy nutritional' lunch for Angel as she'd be back anytime past 12. I lovingly do the cooking part, engrossed in my own sweet thoughts of her. Then go downstairs to stand and wait with other mothers. Anxiously waiting to see that little face break in grins on spotting me. That little voice shrieking the word 'Mama' as she is helped getting down. Ahh, there's no joy more than being called 'Mom' ! And the rest of the day just flies by...

Nope, do not take this piece as an Excuse my Friends. Just wanted to strengthen our bond of friendship by including you guys in my Life ! 

So, now you know why I can't be all that regular with checking my messages and replying on time. A heartfelt and special thanks to Chandra @ Notjustart for encouraging me at times needed. Horsedpower for his beautiful Sunshine scraps...Ur messages make my day buddy... And all others who regularly visit my zone and leave me messages so touching I can't express. And all those who don't visit that often but I know they understand and care. All this when I don't have the liberty of coming online whenever I want. 

   Thank You all for being there. I feel blessed. Its because of    friends like you that the Sunshine shines brightly and happily.

What do people dream of when it comes about Marriage? Yes, HoneyMoon's the first word that comes to almost everyone's mind..Atleast I couldn't think about anything else. So, here's the steamier part all bared for you.



Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah....
                                  
Haan Beta, HoneyMoon dekhke toh phataphat aay gaye...baaki ke blogs kaun padhega ?

Hehe...Try if you must guys...to hide, but I know who all's here! 

  APRIL FOOL BANAYA...TUMKO GUSSA AAYA !!!

bad mood.

* In progress

Kindly bear

                           Hi Everyone... I came across this 'VERY VERY   
USEFUL' article in a book some days back. So, just thought of sharing the same with you. This one's dedicated to the Most-Loved and Most-Hated specie of all times...known as 'MEN'. 
                          Men being the way are can't but help lying so here are some phrases we hear from them that mask what they really mean...
                          If read carefully, this will help our damsels in distress. And Men, this is not to be taken personally but to be enjoyed by YOU as well ! So, here we go :


                  The Dictionary of Male Speech Patterns


What he says - the lie                       :    What he means - the truth  

1."I can't find it."                              :   "I can't see it. It didn't fall into 
                                                           my hands, so it must not
                                                           exist."  
                              

2."It's a guy-thing."                          :    "There's no rational thought
                                                            pattern connected with it. It 
                                                            also explains my unjustifiable 
                                                            behaviour."


3."Can I help with dinner?"               :    "Why isn't it already on the 
                                                            table?"


4."We're going to be late."                 :    "I have a legitimate reason for
                                                            driving like a maniac."


5."Take a break, honey, you are         :    "I can't hear the telivision over
    working too hard."                               the vaccum cleaner."



6."That's interesting darling."              :    "Are you still talking?"



7."We don't need material things to     :    "I forgot our anniversary     
    prove our love."                                   again." 



8."It's really a good movie."                :    "It's got guns, Knives, fast
                                                              cars and naked women."



9."You know how bad my memory      :    "I remember the lyrics to 
     is."                                                     every silly hard rock song,
                                                              the address of the first girl
                                                              I kissed, and the registration
                                                              number of every vehicle I've 
                                                              ever owned, but I forgot                                                                your birthday."
                                                                           

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 
10."Call an ambulance! I think I  :    "I cut my finger."
      am dying."     



11."I heard you."                       :    "I haven't the faintest 
                                                    idea what you just said,
                                                     but u can stop talking 
                                                     now."



12."You really look terrific in       :    "Please don't try one 
      that outfit."                              more outfit, I am
                                                    starving."



13."I love you."                         :    "Lets make love."



14."you look tense - let me         :   "Same as above."
     give you a massage." 

                      
15."Will you marry me?"              :   "I want to make it 
                                                    illegal for you to make
                                                    love with other guys
                                                    and I need a
                                                    replacement for my
                                                     mother."


16."I do help around the             :   "I once threw a dirty 
     house."                                     towel near the laundry 
                                                    basket."      


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