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Oct 31, '07



It is a great pleasure to drive on the National Highways nowadays compared to the recent past. But how safe are they?

In the olden days it used to take a lot of time to cover even a small distance. But, after the laying of all the national highways with 4-lanes, i.e., two lines in one direction and two in the opposite direction, it has become easy and very convenient to drive, which saves a lot of time, fuel, wear & tear of vehicle etc. But how good are we utilizing this in terms of safety and security of life and property are concerned?

In the past there was a lot of chance for an accident to occur as the roads were narrow. But, there was not much threat to the life of the victims barring minor or major injuries as the speed of the vehicles was considerably low. But, the present situation has brought a lot of complications along with facilities. Little chance is left for any one of the victims to survive now if once an accident occurs on any highway. Thanks to the speed at which they drive. Driving at high speed not end with an accident, provided certain precautions are taken and the rules are followed and implemented strictly. What are those lapses and what are the remedies?

Drunken driving, fast driving and cell phone driving are some of the reasons for accidents. Mobile hurdles like cattle, bicycle riders and pedestrians are some of the other reasons who generally do not have road sense or are ignorant of the road rules. Three wheelers which are known as auto-rikshaws are also one of the reasons, the drivers of which, in a bid to save a little distance follow the wrong-rout method and these autos carry as many as 15 passengers or school children at a time. An accident to such a vehicle causes no less damage.

Drivers hurrying to reach the destination as early as possible, drive hours together restlessly and sleeplessly, too cause accidents. This sort of accidents occur generally, in the wee hours of the day. Even those who take care to sleep and take rest, do not take enough care to park their vehicle properly and park the vehicle on the road, which generally due to darkness does not attract the attention of the vehicles coming from behind and causes the accident. These parked vehicles, in most of the cases, do not have proper indication parking i.e., blinking lights or reflectors. Transport buses too instead of stopping in the places alloted where the passengers board the bus, often stop in the middle of the road and the vehicles following do not have a clue and cause accident.

Lack of deviders or thin ribbon like deviders or wide deviders without proper plantation are another reason for accidents. No doubt deviders save 90% of the accidents, but proper deviders certainly save much more percentage of accidents. Speed-breakers, instead of saving accidents are causing accidents. The reason for this is that these speed-breakers do not have white stripes on them so that can be identified from a long distance. Due to this, the driver of the vehicle could recognize the speed-breaker only after he comes very close to it and applies brake which causes damage to the vehicle and also to the vehicle following it.

The most common but accident prone mistake done by many truck or bus drivers is not driving in the proper or stipulated lane. Most of these drivers follow the right side truck/lane forcing the faster vehicles to over take from the left side instead of right side. Some of the slow moving vehicles follow the left lane while the others follow the right lane. This puts the fast moving vehicles to over take these vehicles from right and left respectively which is a zig-zag method and the over taker often becomes the victim of a fatal accident.

To prevent the accidents, necessary precautions must be taken. Speed restrictions must be implemented depending on nature of the vehicle. Drunken driving and usage of cellular phones while driving must be prohibited. Necessary steps must be taken to prevent the cattle, pedestrians and bicycle riders obstructing the vehicles. Autoes must be instructed to carry limited people only as per rule and any excess number of passengers found, then the driver must be penalized. They must be instucted not drive on the wrong side at any circumstances. Parked vehicles must have parking indicators or atleast reflectors or light so that the vehicles following come to know that some vehicle is parked. Rest places must be provided at places with frequent intervals for the High-Way drivers to take rest when ever they feel sleepy or want to take rest. Dhabas on high ways too must provide sufficient room not only for the vehicles but also to the drivers to take rest. Bus drivers must instructed to stop the vehicles only at the bus stops and that too at the extreme side of the road so that they do not disturb the other vehicles. Proper and wide enough road-deviders must be made with sufficient plantation so that the light from the head-lights of the vehicles coming in the opposite direction does not disturb the drivers. Proper speed-breakers must be laid in such a way that they could be identified from a long distance and proper care must be taken that the height of these does not cause any damage to the small vehicles.

On the high ways where there is a two lane system for the vehicles going in the same direction, slow moving vehicles must be instructed to follow the left lane only, so that the fast moving vehicles can follow the right lane, with out disturbing each other or where there won't be any necessity for the zig-zag driving.

The high-way patrolling police as well as the National High-Way Authorities must take enough care and try to implement these road rules strictly and penalize those who trespass these rules.

Then only the high ways which are known as travellers' hell, would certainly become " THE PARADISE OF DRIVERS AND TRAVELLERS". ........................




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Oct 30, '07



Why there is such a huge hue and cry on the omission of Dravid from upcoming series of ODIs against Pakistan? 

               Dravid as a captain, insisted for the inclusion of Sehwag who was not at all in form,much against to the decision of selectors,for the last world cup and what did Sehwag deliver?
                        Indian team returned home,even without passing the first and simple hurdle of first round against weak teams.                          
                         Did "Mr.Dependable" apologize the nation for this debacle,which was self made?
In the recently concluded test series against England,is one of the tests where India was having a mammoth lead of 319 runs in the first innings,and having almost two full days on hand,why didn't "Mr.Wall" enforce the follow on.Was he a defeatist or a traitor?And how did he bat in 2nd innings? 
               Having faced more than 90 balls, scored that meagre 12 runs.Is he pardonable?He should have resigned as a skipper on any one of these occassions,if the selectors didnot remove him.
                  Under his captaincy two young cricketers like Dinesh Karthik and Robin Uthappa were neglected and kept in dark.
            What is his performance in the recently concluded ODIs against Austrailia?In as many as 7 matches,his average is 8.88 and still he is to be continued?If it it is the past performance that counts and not the present one,
                     Then shall we recall that great players like Gavaskar,KapilDev,Vengsarkar, Dedi etc depending on their past performance?
                 All those who plead for Rahul Dravid should know the bare fact that he is no more "Mr.Dependable" and "The Wall" had collapsed long back.Let the fresh water flow in...........................
                                                                        C.DUTT



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Jun 24, '07



Johnny Mera Naam
Piya Ka Ghar
Choukee No. 11
Teesri Manzil
China Town

Date: Nav Do Gyarah

My Dear Anamica':

You must be surprised to receive this Prem Patra' from me. Let me make my
Pahechan' to you as Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge'. Though I am an
Awaara', I am also your Deewana'.

I am making you a Prarthna' to enter my Zindagi' as a Priyatama'. Even
though I do not have any Sambandh' with you, I still consider you as my
Dream Girl' with Lal Dupatta Malmal Ka'. There are only Do Raaste' left
for me. One is to get your love by Tyag' or to go the Rangeela' way.

Wouldn't you like to be Mere Jeevan Saathi' as you are Lakhon Mein Ek'? I
also hope that you will Guide' me in Bahar' as we are made for Ek Duje Ke
Liye'.

We will live in Naya Zamana' where we will have a Suhana Safar'. In this
Himalay Ki God Mein', our Bandhan' is going to tied with Preet Ki Dor'. I
hope that we will have nothing but Anand' in Ye Dillagi'.

Aren't you bored of Akele Hum Akele Tum' life? Let this Baazigar' be your
Boy Friend' and we start Pehli Mohabbat'. This Chahat' is going to lead
to a Milan' where you are going to call me everyday for Aao Pyar Karen'.

Now, Phir Kab Miloge' as Tumse Accha Kaun Hein'? As you know my love is
Himalay Se Uncha' and hopefully our Mulakat' will be An Evening in Paris'.
Aa Gale Lag Jaa'!

Hum Aapke Hain Koun...?'

Prem Pujari'








Jun 24, '07



I talk, he talk; Why do you beech beech talk?
(beech, beech = middle, middle)

Open the windows and let the atmosphere come in"!

"Why are you naat filupping the blanks ?"

Maro saale ko:: Hit the brother in law

"Hey, u guys, please keep quiet. The president is rotating outside"

"Donot smoke and spoil the botany of ur body"

"Open the windows, open the windows, let the climate come in"

Advice to father thinking about whether he should let his daughter
continue her studies or get her married :
"Vell, if you wantu study her, then study her. If you wantu
marry her, then marry her ."

Prof to students hanging around the corridors during exams :
"Do not revolve in the corridors in front of the examinations"

"Don't talk like that in front of my back"

"Dont stand in front of my back"

"Louly hair cutting. Hair cutting, current drying. No shock."

"Florida paan shop. Prop: Raju . B.A, M.A."

"Repeat again please!"

"Mistake became wrong!"

Did you cut the tickets for the film, yet?

Pliss, close the fan!

He/she's my cousin brother/sister

He/she's my co-brother/sister

Galatfehmi ka shikar hona:: to be hunted down by misunderstanding.

Izzat ko mitti me milana:: To mix one's honor in mud

Meri izzat ki naak cut gayee:: My honors' nose has been chopped off

Kiske saath moonh kaala kiya? :: Who have you blackened your face with?

naak mein dum karna:: to strengthen the nostrils

An instructor explaining the working of pendulum:
"Take an elephant of negligible weight"

heard in kitchen: No, No I don't need chair i can stand eating

It's so hot! Please on the fan no.

Instructor: "Take a copper wire of any metal...and pour a liquid solution of
sulphuric acid in a round bottom flask of any shape.. "

A gardener scolding three kids : "Both of u three, don't under-stand the
tree"!!

"Open the doors of the window, and let the atmosphere come in "

Pune'ites, and Bombay'ites will understand this - "This is not
'parvadable'"!!!

"You three, both of you kneel down together separately"

"There is no wind in the ball (deflated football)"

"Run with the fence" (alongside)

"Look at the line on your back" (falling in line)

"Apply Apply, No reply" (common one)

"Why aren't you kneel downing?"

If you talk, I'll kneel down
(Always wished he would, but found out that, that's not what he meant)

Cuckoo, Blaady (Kick you, bloody...)

The principal just passed away.

Who took out the breeze of my cykill.

Meet me behind the class (meant after the class).

My cykill is understanding the tree.

Open the windows and let the AIR FORCE come in"!








Jun 24, '07



* What do they call French Toilet in Bihar ?
La loo

* Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the
security guard told Laloo "WAIT SIR" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs"
and moved on...

* Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las
Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji could
you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas...".
The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo
immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone down.

* Laloos family planning policy..
"Don't have more than two children in one year"

* At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender,
"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." & the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS,
SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"
Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."

* After having become the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to pose for a picture.
To show he is down to earth CM he decides to pose along with a herd of
buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for
the photo. Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper. GUESS
THE CAPTION "Laloo, third from left"

* Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business
Development to Bihar. The Japanese Embssary was quite impressed with
Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years
and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan." Laloo was
very surprised. "You Japanese are very inepicient," he stated "Give me
three days and I will turn Japan into Bihar"

* A reporter asked Laloo "What is the main reason for a divorce ?"
"Marriage"



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Jun 24, '07



While visiting India , George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam.
He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to
surround himself with intelligent people. Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate."
Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer
this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is
not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir !"
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Kalam.

He hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President.
Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" Bush, upon returning to Washington,
decides he'd better put the Condoleeza Rice to the test.

Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleeza, I wonder if you can answer
a question for me." "Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?" Bush poses the question:
"Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your
brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees,
and Rice leaves. Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over
the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation,
Rice calls Colin Powell and explains the problem.

"Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your
brother or your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims,
"I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's our Colin Powell!"

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, its Manmohan Singh!".




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