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May 23, '08





1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three
rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of
assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that
haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go
out together and enjoy a wo nderful dinner together. How can this be?

3. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday,
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

4. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find
out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think
nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is
unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not
find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out.









May 09, '08















I met money one day. I said, "You are just a piece of paper."

Money smiled and said, "Of course I'm a piece of paper, but I haven't seen a dustbin yet, in my life"




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May 09, '08



Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
>==================================================
>Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the
>other
>is husband !
>==================================================
>I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted
>cash.
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>Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without.
>===================================================
>True friends stab you in the front.
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>Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
>=================================================
>Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
>====================================================
>Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
>=================================================
>Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it
>anyway.
>=================================================
>My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
>=================================================
>Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
>=================================================
>A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the
>same person.
>=================================================
>You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
>=================================================
>Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for
>you.
>
>===============================================
>Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they
>have to say something.
>=================================================
>They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to
>speak.








May 09, '08



If any time in life u fee frustrated read this……..

'You've got to find what you love,'
This is the text of the Commencement address by Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple Computer and of Pixar Animation Studios, delivered on June 12, 2005.

I am honored to be with you today at your commencement from one of the finest universities in the world. I never graduated from college. Truth be told, this is the closest I've ever gotten to a college graduation. Today I want to tell you three stories from my life. That's it. No big deal. Just three stories.

The first story is about connecting the dots.

I dropped out of Reed College after the first 6 months, but then stayed around as a drop-in for another 18 months or so before I really quit. So why did I drop out?

It started before I was born. My biological mother was a young, unwed college graduate student, and she decided to put me up for adoption. She felt very strongly that I should be adopted by college graduates, so everything was all set for me to be adopted at birth by a lawyer and his wife. Except that when I popped out they decided at the last minute that they really wanted a girl. So my parents, who were on a waiting list, got a call in the middle of the night asking: "We have an unexpected baby boy; do you want him?" They said: "Of course." My biological mother later found out that my mother had never graduated from college and that my father had never graduated from high school. She refused to sign the final adoption papers. She only relented a few months later when my parents promised that I would someday go to college.

And 17 years later I did go to college. But I naively chose a college that was almost as expensive as Stanford, and all of my working-class parents' savings were being spent on my college tuition. After six months, I couldn't see the value in it. I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life and no idea how college was going to help me figure it out. And here I was spending all of the money my parents had saved their entire life. So I decided to drop out and trust that it would all work out OK. It was pretty scary at the time, but looking back it was one of the best decisions I ever made. The minute I dropped out I could stop taking the required classes that didn't interest me, and begin dropping in on the ones that looked interesting.

It wasn't all romantic. I didn't have a dorm room, so I slept on the floor in friends' rooms, I returned coke bottles for the 5¢ deposits to buy food with, and I would walk the 7 miles across town every Sunday night to get one good meal a week at the Hare Krishna temple. I loved it. And much of what I stumbled into by following my curiosity and intuition turned out to be priceless later on. Let me give you one example:

Reed College at that time offered perhaps the best calligraphy instruction in the country. Throughout the campus every poster, every label on every drawer, was beautifully hand calligraphed. Because I had dropped out and didn't have to take the normal classes, I decided to take a calligraphy class to learn how to do this. I learned about serif and san serif typefaces, about varying the amount of space between different letter combinations, about what makes great typography great. It was beautiful, historical, artistically subtle in a way that science can't capture, and I found it fascinating.

None of this had even a hope of any practical application in my life. But ten years later, when we were designing the first Macintosh computer, it all came back to me. And we designed it all into the Mac. It was the first computer with beautiful typography. If I had never dropped in on that single course in college, the Mac would have never had multiple typefaces or proportionally spaced fonts. And since Windows just copied the Mac, its likely that no personal computer would have them. If I had never dropped out, I would have never dropped in on this calligraphy class, and personal computers might not have the wonderful typography that they do. Of course it was impossible to connect the dots looking forward when I was in college. But it was very, very clear looking backwards ten years later.

Again, you can't connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something — your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life.

My second story is about love and loss……..

I was lucky — I found what I loved to do early in life. Woz and I started Apple in my parents garage when I was 20. We worked hard, and in 10 years Apple had grown from just the two of us in a garage into a $2 billion company with over 4000 employees. We had just released our finest creation — the Macintosh — a year earlier, and I had just turned 30. And then I got fired. How can you get fired from a company you started? Well, as Apple grew we hired someone who I thought was very talented to run the company with me, and for the first year or so things went well. But then our visions of the future began to diverge and eventually we had a falling out. When we did, our Board of Directors sided with him. So at 30 I was out. And very publicly out. What had been the focus of my entire adult life was gone, and it was devastating.

I really didn't know what to do for a few months. I felt that I had let the previous generation of entrepreneurs down - that I had dropped the baton as it was being passed to me. I met with David Packard and Bob Noyce and tried to apologize for screwing up so badly. I was a very public failure, and I even thought about running away from the valley. But something slowly began to dawn on me — I still loved what I did. The turn of events at Apple had not changed that one bit. I had been rejected, but I was still in love. And so I decided to start over.

I didn't see it then, but it turned out that getting fired from Apple was the best thing that could have ever happened to me. The heaviness of being successful was replaced by the lightness of being a beginner again, less sure about everything. It freed me to enter one of the most creative periods of my life.

During the next five years, I started a company named NeXT, another company named Pixar, and fell in love with an amazing woman who would become my wife. Pixar went on to create the worlds first computer animated feature film, Toy Story, and is now the most successful animation studio in the world. In a remarkable turn of events, Apple bought NeXT, I returned to Apple, and the technology we developed at NeXT is at the heart of Apple's current renaissance. And Laurene and I have a wonderful family together.

I'm pretty sure none of this would have happened if I hadn't been fired from Apple. It was awful tasting medicine, but I guess the patient needed it. Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith. I'm convinced that the only thing that kept me going was that I loved what I did. You've got to find what you love. And that is as true for your work as it is for your lovers. Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking. Don't settle. As with all matters of the heart, you'll know when you find it. And, like any great relationship, it just gets better and better as the years roll on. So keep looking until you find it. Don't settle.

My third story is about death……..

When I was 17, I read a quote that went something like: "If you live each day as if it was your last, someday you'll most certainly be right." It made an impression on me, and since then, for the past 33 years, I have looked in the mirror every morning and asked myself: "If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?" And whenever the answer has been "No" for too many days in a row, I know I need to change something.

Remembering that I'll be dead soon is the most important tool I've ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything — all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure - these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart.

About a year ago I was diagnosed with cancer. I had a scan at 7:30 in the morning, and it clearly showed a tumor on my pancreas. I didn't even know what a pancreas was. The doctors told me this was almost certainly a type of cancer that is incurable, and that I should expect to live no longer than three to six months. My doctor advised me to go home and get my affairs in order, which is doctor's code for prepare to die. It means to try to tell your kids everything you thought you'd have the next 10 years to tell them in just a few months. It means to make sure everything is buttoned up so that it will be as easy as possible for your family. It means to say your goodbyes.

I lived with that diagnosis all day. Later that evening I had a biopsy, where they stuck an endoscope down my throat, through my stomach and into my intestines, put a needle into my pancreas and got a few cells from the tumor. I was sedated, but my wife, who was there, told me that when they viewed the cells under a microscope the doctors started crying because it turned out to be a very rare form of pancreatic cancer that is curable with surgery. I had the surgery and I'm fine now.

This was the closest I've been to facing death, and I hope its the closest I get for a few more decades. Having lived through it, I can now say this to you with a bit more certainty than when death was a useful but purely intellectual concept:

No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don't want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life's change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma — which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.

When I was young, there was an amazing publication called The Whole Earth Catalog, which was one of the bibles of my generation. It was created by a fellow named Stewart Brand not far from here in Menlo Park, and he brought it to life with his poetic touch. This was in the late 1960's, before personal computers and desktop publishing, so it was all made with typewriters, scissors, and polaroid cameras. It was sort of like Google in paperback form, 35 years before Google came along: it was idealistic, and overflowing with neat tools and great notions.

Stewart and his team put out several issues of The Whole Earth Catalog, and then when it had run its course, they put out a final issue. It was the mid-1970s, and I was your age. On the back cover of their final issue was a photograph of an early morning country road, the kind you might find yourself hitchhiking on if you were so adventurous. Beneath it were the words: "Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish." It was their farewell message as they signed off. Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish. And I have always wished that for myself. And now, as you graduate to begin anew, I wish that for you.

Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish.

Thank you all very much.










Apr 29, '08



Below are the Interview Questions, which were asked in HR Round.....



Be careful while you answering, No one will GET second chance to impress....




Very very Impressive Questions and Answers..... ...




Question 1: You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night,

it's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus:


An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
An old friend who once saved your life.
The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.




Which one would you choose to offer a ride to,

knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?




This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.




* You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first;


* or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to ! pay him back.


* However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.




The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. Guess what was his answer?




He simply answered:




"I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital.

I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."




Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside the Box."




Question 2: What will you do if I run away with your sister?"

The candidate who was selected answered " I will not get a better match for my sister than you sir"




Question 3: Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) - What is one morning you woke up & found that you were pregnant.

Girl - I will be very excited and take an off, to celebrate with my husband.

Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked




Question 4: Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate.

Coffee arrived kept before the candidate, then he asked what is before you?

Candidate: Instantly replied "Tea"

He got selected.

You know how and why did he say "TEA" when he knows very well that coffee was kept before.

(Answer: The question was "What is before you (U - alphabet)
Reply was "TEA" ( T - alphabet)

Alphabet "T" was before Alphabet "U"




Question 5: Where Lord Rama would have celebrated his "First Diwali"?

People will start thinking of Ayodya, Mitila [Janaki's place], Lanka etc...




But the logic is, Diwali was a celebrated as a mark of Lord Krishna Killing Narakasura.

In Dusavataar, Krishnavathaar comes after Raamavathaar.




So, Lord Rama would not have celebrated the Diwali At all!







Question 6: The interviewer asked to the candidate "This is your last question of the interview.

Please tell me the exact position of the center of this table where u have kept your files."




Candidate confidently put one of his finger at some point at the table and told that this was the central point at the table.

Interviewer asked how did u get to know that this being the central point of this table,

then he answers quickly that sir u r not likely to ask any more question, as it was the last question that u promised to ask.....




And hence, he was selected as because of his quick-wittedness. ........


This is What Interviewer expects from the Interviewee. ....




"THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX"




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Apr 29, '08



>
> soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a
> letter from his
> girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
>
> ........................
>
> Dear Ricky,
>
> I can no longer continue our relationship. The
> distance between us is just
> too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you
> twice, since you've been
> gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
> I'm sorry.
> Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
>
> Love, Becky..............
>
> .................
>
> The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow
> soldiers for any snapshots
> they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or
> ex-girlfriends. In addition to the picture of
> Becky, Ricky included all the
> other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected
> from his buddies. There
> were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this
> note:
>
> ..................
>
> Dear Becky,
>
> I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the
> hell you are.
> Please take your picture from the pile, and send
> the rest back to me.
> Take Care,
>
> Ricky



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Apr 29, '08





Long back,
A person who sacrificed his sleep,
Forgot his family,
Forgot his food,
Forgot laughter were called "Saints"

But now they are called...

"IT professionals"

____________________________________________________________________

An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:

"If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has
fallen off"

____________________________________________________________________

Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..

Love is always present...

It's just that,
One loves too much,

And

The other loves too many.
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Employee: Boss, now i have got married..! Please increase my
salary..!

BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the
company..!
____________________________________________________________________
Philosophy of life
At the begining of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,

Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!
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What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new

And

Just few hours left for your exams..!
____________________________________________________________________

Jus4Fun
Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask more questions that a wise
man cannot answer"

No wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!

____________________________________________________________________

Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?

Shopkeeper: Oh sure...@! How about this card, it says "To the only
boy I ever loved!"

Girl: That's good, Give me 12 of them..!
____________________________________________________________________

After reading the form filled by an applicant...

The employer said: "WE do have an opening for you..!

Applicant: What is it?

Interviewer: It's called the "door..!"
____________________________________________________________________

A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company...

Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee...

..... Leave them to us




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Apr 28, '08



A Senior Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the
cafeteria for coffee.

He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there.

To Kill time he decides to have fun with him.

He calls him.

Senior Manager - (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn?

Canteen boy smiles...

Senior Manager - what are your future plans?

Canteen boy keeps quiet...

Senior Manager - where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?

Canteen boy gives a cold stare.

Senior Manager - Jab mai Gurgaon aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch nahi
tha.... Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai...

naam hai..........,

shohrat hai.........,

paisa hai............

Izzat Hai.............,

tumhare paas kya hai?

Scroll down to find out his answer

Don't think that he answered like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki 'Mere

paas Maa hain'


Just Scroll some more..............




























Canteen boy - Saab mere paas bahut KAAM hai....

Senior Manager leaves the cafeteria silently......








Apr 28, '08



A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and
pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that
he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in
seven digits (phone numbers).The store-owner observed and listened to
the conversation:Boy: "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your
lawn? Woman: (at the other end of the phone line): "I already have
someone to cut my lawn."Boy: "Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the
price of the person who cuts your lawn now."Woman: I'm very satisfied
with the person who is presently cutting my lawn.Boy: (with more
perseverance): "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so
on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of Palm beach ,
Florida"Woman: No, thank you.With a smile on his face, the little boy
replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all
this, walked over to the boy.Store Owner: "Son... I like your
attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a
job."Boy: "No thanks,Store Owner: But you were really pleading for
one.Boy: No Sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I
already have. I am the one who is working for that lady, I was
talking to! "This is what we call "Self Appraisal"



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Apr 28, '08



Enjoy this........ For Those who are thinkin of getting married :-)





Tufani Barish

Aadhi raat

Sardar Pizza Hut pe pizza lene aya

Waiter: Aap married hain?

Sardar: Kutte,kameeney aisi tufani barish main kaunsi maa apne bete ko pizza lene
bhejegi?




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