Oct 12, '09
DISCLAIMER
This is purerly a work of fiction , Any resemblence of its characters , places and incidences with the existing or extinct ones is merely a coincidence , the author does not hold any responsibilty for the same .
That was a beautiful , sunny morning , a great respite from the incessant and continuous rains for the last couple of days .
The change of the weather had its effect on Rosy and obviously , how can Wheer ji be not influenced by his ever enthusiastic , vivacious and witty secretary ?
"Boss !! " said Rosy , stressing upon the last two letters ! A signal for
Wheer ji for some good news !
" Yesss Rosy , what is it ?? " He replied with bright twinkles in his
eyes .
" You know what ? "
"What dear ? "
"Your last take with Fahroukh was a HIT ! Jollywood is pretty impressed. My phone doesn't stop ringing , everyone is so eager to be interviewed by you !"
" Rosy , it was all your idea , what will I be witho...... " And before Wheer ji could finish his famous lines to boost her ego , Rosy interrupted and said " Now , now , cut that crap Boss . I know what you can do without me ! Get ready to meet Bhovinda ! The interview is fixed for tomorrow ! "
With the disclosure of this piece of information Wheer ji was all smiles and could not help himself saying " Ohh my sweety what will I be ......... "
Rosy raised her hands in despair and said " Please ! not again !!!! "
Next day Wheer ji was very punctual for his interview ! And to his utter disbelief he found Bhovinda waiting for him Because most of the time it is the other party who waits for the star !
Bhovinda welcomed him , and told his secretary not to disturb them !
Wheer ji was completely surprised by these gestures of the Comedy King ! He could not stop himself telling Bhovinda ,
" Sir , you are giving so much importance to this interview , I am highly obliged !"
To this the star replied ever so sweetly " Oh no need at all Wheer ji Bhai ! After the PIL episode , I am a bit careful of reporters , he he he ! You understand na !! "
"Yes Sir , now I understand ! Your time is precious , shall we start ? "
"Why not ? " promptly said Bhovinda .
Wheer ji also promptly fired his first question .
"Sir , you started with lover boy and utterly romantic and serious roles , what made you jump to these comedy roles ? "
"Oh ! Wheer ji Bhai , whaaat a quoestion ! Actually , whaaat happened , I found out that with those roles I may be reduced to a comic figure in my life , so instead of doing comic roles in real life , my great friend Savid Bhawan advised me to do comic roles in reel life ! He he he , you see it clicked !"
" Oh what a witty reply Sir , you really have a natural flair for comedy and Bhawan Saheb realised this ! " responded Wheer ji .
"Sir you entered politics , but then after some time you stopped taking interest . Your attendance in the parliament was also very poor . Why so , Sir ?? "
"Wheer ji Bhaai , like I realised , I was not fit for those romantic roles , I realised in politics too I was not fit . "
" What made you think so , Sir ?? "
" You see , here these real life politicians are better actors ! They are comedians , villains , romantic heroes , everything Wheer ji Bhai ! Aall in one !! And they do aall roles without any written script , they do ex ..tem .. whaat is the word Wheer ji Bhai ?? "
"Extempore !" added Wheer ji
"Yeaah yeaah , thats the pore !! So you see , I could not do anything there yaar !! No Director , no script , no heroine ! Extremely difficult . But those comedians did everything there ! I felt I was simply betraying my people ! Stapped (stopped) going there !! "
"Oh what a conscientious approach , Sir ! "
At this reply of Wheer ji Bhovinda quickly stood up , held Wheer ji's hand with both of his and repeatedly shook them saying , " Oh Wheer ji , you are the first one to have undesrstood my paaint (point) of view ! Thanks , thanks !
But one request please ! "
"What is that Sir ! "
"He , he , he , my English , a bit poor na , I hope you understand !! "
"Oh , yeah , don't bother Sir , I will take care !! "
Saying this Wheer ji came out , but all the while thinking how different these stars are from what they project themselves in the wide screen !! Very simple and vulnerable !!