It's Diwali and there's plenty of reason to celebrate, but I'd rather think back about whatever went wrong in my life. Actually, there's a lot and why am I announcing it to the world, because, all that is history and I've left it all behind. For many years I continued thinking that I was the cause of my failures but have come to the conclusion that I was always right and that people have caused all the commotion and confusion in my life.

Starting with my spiritual quest, it all went horribly wrong as I had the most illieterate and badly informed guru. I hate this, but if I'd have continued under him, he would have defintely finished me off. During the same time, I came across some of the most vile people whose devastating effect I can still feel sometimes. Out of that experience I learnt never to trust a guru and that the theory of Karma and destiny and Hindu philosphy at large are totally misconstrued and not for the masses. I also have the inclination to believe that the masses who attend such satsangs are in for a real bad time. I don't trust any guru, any teacher, any mission or any person posing as a spiritual person anymore. They jsut don't seem to be genuine or intelligent!

Then began my search for material comfort. That too had its problems as I had to deal with some of the most vicious and pathetic people that exist only in comic books as villians. Here I was dealing with them on a personal day to day basis! Many bad bosses and poor companies later, I have come to the conclusion that working in India is only for the poor masses. No one else can actually survive the politics and spineless people who come out to work in hordes. 

Then come the relationships, yes, here too I had some pathetic jerks stalking and chasing me till I developed a fear and hatred of men at large. I love your friend more than you, will you die for me, I want to drive you crazy are some approaches Indian men have had towards me. And you still believe in love? Will you fight other girls for me, I want to see you in hell, I hate to admit it, but I'm gay, I love you, but I also love your property and mother, are some of the situations I have had to deal with. Many triangles and the most complex insanity later, I've emerged victorious. Only to realise that nothing in this life, especially people, are worth it. So, what do you expect? I've put my enemies to rest, buried my prejudices, killed the I in me and am ready for the rest of the challenges head on. Who' s coming???

Tags: life, diwali, introspection, ordeal

I've been working with Indian men for a while and I must say they are an imperfect lot. I find them emotional to the core and most of them are trapped in the Oedipal complex traps their mothers lay for them. At work, they are the most jealous, insecure and pathetic co=workers. In 2 cases I was approached by men who wanted some favours for their gfs. Now, their gfs and wives are up to no good, are illiterate and don't even know how to conduct themselves in public.
But these 2 men want the same status and benefits that I"m receiving for their wives and concubines. What am I supposed to do? Out of sheer frustration, they are promoting their gfs shamelessly even when their gfs are not able to achieve much. And the worst part is that I"m caught up with such monsters. This person, especially a retard called John, wants his gf to be on the same level that I am. His gf is not even a graduate, and both of them are not letting me settle in any job or career. Another guy, called Dinesh, much in the same fashion, is trying his level best to promote his wife, even at my cost and that too in the same field as me. Needless to say, his wife is up to no good, she is a vern and is good enough to be my maid, but he wants her to compete and win against me.

I don’t know what to do with these people. They’re really unwanted pests that have entered my public and private life by storm. Unfortunately, my mum and family want me to support all their illegal and criminal activities. So much so that, I’ve to leave my career and life for such losers. Any body reading this; can you advise on what path I should take? I have told the cops who have informed me to file a written complaint against these spastics.

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I am 36. Alone but certainly not lonely. Many men and women raise their eyebrows (Yes, they never talk) at my 'single' status and wonder if something's amiss, but that is just not the case. I have been consciously rejecting certain men from my scheme of things as they just don't fit into my space for 'ideal fit'. It is just a case of geting rid of bad rubbish and not a case of being a sacrifycing martyr as most people are prone to believe. 

I have worked hard my whole life with not the best of family scenarios, so I guess the least I can expect is someone matching up to my ideals and even thoughts. But no one does and that is a pity. My family coax me into getting a partner, but never discuss it openly as they should. Half of the world is not communicating and expects the other half to understand unsaid words, feelings and ideas. Being a communications specialist, I believe that what is communicated is only that which goes into the mind of the receptor. The rest like body language, unsaid feelings and mind reading are all hogwash. No one has the time to read someone else's mind that too if it is full of garbage. Many people believe a lot in the power of the unsaid and depend a lot on feeling, but in my case, if you don't tell me, I'll never know. Because half the world wants to be known, understood and most importantly accepted and loved. If you can't do it in words, then don't expect some surreal form of communication, that is just totally 'insane' and I urge the rest of the world to tell it like it is and not just keep shouting in the wind. 

Also I am a firm believer in the fact that alone is necessarily better than 'with company but lonely'. I see a lot of people lonely in the crowd and that startles me.

Communication is the best form of relationship and if left undone, will leave behind incomplete relationships. So get on with it and tell me and be ready for the barrage on your side of the receiving end. READY???

Tags: communicate, listen, communication, loneliness

We are surrounded by many people who want to be in the leader's seat, but the truth is that none of their systems are working. I hate to do this, but I will have to take names to prevent people from supporting these people who are spreading chaos.

1. Jack Morrani: A lot of people support and root for this person, but under the honest and educated individual lies a cruel and aggressive mind. This person does not have faith in anybody and is a cynic to the core. Also he is dishonest, corrupt and keeps putting idealists to unrest. His treatment of women is medieval, he is not educated on the facts of feminism and does not give equal status to women. He is extremely corrupt, will flirt with anything that has tits. Sad, but true. Do not follow his sytem, it is not working.

2. Danesh Morrani: This person is a real trouble maker. He does not hesitate to get into people's homes and is a huge manipulator. He is spreading corruption and illiteracy under the guise of being clever. Although he is attached to many females, he loves and respects no one. HE likes to turn women insane and will do anything for profit, including sell his mother. Do not trust his system, it is not working and he is a pathetic individual under all the garbs of success and philanthropy. 

3. Urvi Shaw: This girl is not loyal to her friends and will strike the closest person down.  She is a failure trying very hard to succeed but does not realise that time is running out. She keeps putting her closest friends down and has been insecure of goodlooking and intelligent people for a long long time. She is a parasite and loves to thrive on other peoples' identities. Please try to cut her out as much as possible, she is trying very hard to keep others down but is losing pathetically. We should all unite against these miscreants.

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There's nothing fresh and innovative about Indian work places today. I recently came across an article on the best companies to work for, and to my horror, no popular company was listed. Indian workforces, reflecting the level of the employed cadre, are fast deteriorating into gossip and political labyrinths. There is no honesty and character in the people who work. Leave aside integrity, Indians are are way behind in environmental and HR issues. The way we work reflects our mind-sets. We are too envious of our competitors. In fact competition has become the most abused word in the INdian context. Everybody is busy pulling each other down. In that sense, capitalism has failed to provide for an average Indian. Merit is no where into consideration. Family politics and nepotism have become the order of the day. If you look at our managers and leaders, they are just cartoons, mocking at themselves. Corruption has seeped into every corner of our existence. Equality has become just a race to topple the next star achiever and get some pathetically illiterate person in the place. Even the family scenario is shocking. You have rich saas-bahu sagas that drop your evolved sensibilities to a new low. Even TV is showcasing child marriage in shows like Balika VAdhu. And to think that all these issues had been wiped out from INdian sensibilities. Are we progressing in the wrong way? Even a latest TV show condemned the status of the IITs, demeaning our so-called intellectuals. Our politicians are farcical to the core. They can't even communicate, leave aside understanding the problems of governance and finding solutions. At my last job at Ambuja, I was appalled when men would overtake me at the lunch queue and just grab at the plates and food!! Talking of chivalry!!! The computers and machines were always letting us down and my esteemed colleague would keep grabbing away all my work, right under the eyes of our team head, without any reservations. Indians today are as illiterate, regressive and backward as we started out. I am shocked at how boys, especially, mock at whatever values we were taught at school. There is rampant ragging in all premier institutions. Even MBA institutions like ICFAI keep cheating and failing their students just to earn that reexam fee. It is a most disturbing situation; the recession having taught us what we were severely lacking!!! Even friends are constantly bitching and bickering with each other. Love relationships have gone sour with constant tension and friction between couples. I am afraid the worst calamity has hit us. We have turned into a ROGUE nation. And why do we keep blaming Pakistan, we are no better than them in the international context. The bubble has finally burst.

Tags: degeneration, corruption, rogue, equality

Many people take absolute liberty when judging others. I have been misjudged and have suffered a lot because of mistakes that people make. Honest opinions are always welcome, but when they come from misguided or prejudiced sources, you have to dismiss them. I spend a lot useless hours rejecting other peoples' opinions of me. Most of these people are half-baked professionally, have no knowledge on humanity or anything and are just full of prejudices and jealousy. I hate the time it takes in making such people see the truth when all they're after is proving themselves right. Most of them have no idea about what has happened and have their own takes on reality. For eg for years I was labelled jealous when I got into the middle of a couple. I had to go out of my way to prove that the bastard was busy shuffling between me and the girl who everybody saw as his partner. I had to live with the ignominy and humiliation. Nobody cared to know the truth and I suffered as the guy kept swinging between me and his better half. Actually people are generally dishonest , so no one cares to go by the truth, it's too much trouble, anyway. I have also suffered professionally poor judgements by bosses who refused to give me my due. These were mainly boys and men who were chauvinists and refused to accept everything I was proving to them. It took a lot of time and eventually I realised that the effort wasn't worth it. Even when it comes to close relationships, people are just swayed by emotion and their take on the situaition, nobody knows or goes by the reality. That sucks, as people do not know the truth and keep fooling themselves. The latest wrong episode was that a very close friend started blaming me for her suicidal tendencies and the fact that she's nowhere in life. She and her bf, an acquaintance, wrapped me into a deathly embrace of revenge, it's God's grace that I survived. But now I have resolved to fight back. For all those who misjudge, misguide and the extra smart illiterates, be wary coz I'm going to hurt you real bad!

Tags: revenge, misjudgement, prejudice, dishonesty

I have been associated with this group of people who just don't get that I am not interested in them. I find them illiterate, regressive, scheming, overtly-sexual and basically just not evolved enough. Although they are semi-literate and extremely well to do, I find their tastes and the way they do business, study, their relationships, gfs etc appalling. I feel that they keep a track of everything I do and they feel specially attached to me, but I feel no such thing. I hate that they make zillion errors, they keep promoting people out of necessity instead of merit, they're extremely obedient even if it's not for their good!! I just resent the fact that they are attracted to me and I feel that I will be better off without their company. But as I sail thru life successfully these same people including my best gfs keep tugging me down. They have low morality, low social awareness and even their relationships suck. They are not clear about anything, they have mulitple relationships and mulitple personalities. It's always their fault that something goes wrong. And then they all get together and snicker. They have this habit of turning all people who have lost in competition against me to winners!!! They hurt when I reject someone, they hate it when I'm not good to my friends, but it's OK if they're bad to me!!! I'm sick of being in the limelight with such losers and am feeling cornered by my hatred towards them. They have been unjust, dishonest, corrupt, evil, lowly, pahtetic, political and they want to be in my good books!!! Their judgements stink and their sense of self sucks. I hate their beings and souls from the deepest level, as much as they like me!!! How do I work around this Everest of a problem?

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My best friend's life is in a mess. She went to college till high school, but was very weak in attendence, so she's literally illiterate. She failed shamelssly in Med school and is now running a sham clinic. But the funny thing is that she constantly compares herself with me, is extremely jealous of my success. She keeps saying that she wants a salary on par with me, even though she's just barely a graduate!! My mum and family think she should be accomodated so they keep trying to torment me. Her boyfriend also barged into my house and threatened to take our property over. The most tragic part is that both she and her bf are crazy and seeking psychiatric help. They also threatened to turn me mad! I feel very scared of them and they have harmed and damaged us a lot. I have approached the cops who told me to file a written complaint against them. I don't know what to do? Can anyone reading this advise?

Tags: friends, messy, suicidal, property

Tags: hatred, revenge, madness, lunacy

Riddle: Jack and John were two orphans treated badly by their mother and scorned by their father. Jack grew up and became a boozard and John grew up mad. Then came along Huma, the cowgirl who both the boys fell in love with. Huma took turns with them and Jack and John were broken hearted. Huma loved Jack more but John loved Huma. Jack married V and John married B. Jack hated his wife and John could never get it right. Jack had 2 kids and his wife kept changing. John kept seething with jealousy at not having kids. Huma was left in the lurch and she jumped into a valley. Jack and John went mad with rage. Meanwhile, their parents died due to heart failure and cancer. How many mad people are there altogether?

This is a real story for all you people who want to indulge in some schadenfreude. Make merry while these jokers slug it out!

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