"The big news from China is that the adorable little girl who sang the National Anthem for the opening ceremony was lip-syncing. This is outrageous. If you can't trust an oppressive, totalitarian dictatorship..." --Craig Ferguson

"China is getting ready for the Olympics. The official motto for the Olympics is 'One World, One Dream.' Restrictions Apply. Tibet Not Included." --Jay Leno

"There's excitement in the air over the Olympics...also lead, arsenic, benzene." --David Letterman

"Beijing skies are so polluted that Chinese authorities are planning emergency measures for the Olympics. For example, protesters will now only be run over with hybrid tanks." --Jay Leno

"Now you think I'm exaggerating, but they had a practice today in Beijing for the Olympics and a javelin thrower threw the javelin up into the air and it stuck." --David Letterman

"The government of China announced that it will ban restaurants from serving dog meat during the Olympics. Which gives new meaning to the phrase, 'Hello Kitty.'" --Conan O'Brien

"President Bush arrived in Beijing earlier today. And before stepping out of the plane, he tested the air with a canary. But they got together, the Chinese, and threw a big state dinner for President Bush in his honor. They served Peking lame duck. And President Bush, he doesn’t know what he’s doing over there. He turned to the president of China, and he said, 'General Tso, I love your chicken.'" --David Letterman

"China has announced that during the Olympics, protesters will be allowed to assemble in designated protest areas. Yeah. Or, as they're commonly called in China, jails." --Conan O'Brien

"China is getting ready for the Olympics. The skies over Beijing are very smoggy. The government says the pollution is just a harmless mist. The made a similar statement about the treatment of prisoners - it's not torture, it's Pilates." --Craig Ferguson

"Today in Beijing, a small group of demonstrators gathered to protest China's repressive government. Funeral services will be held on Friday." --Conan O'Brien

"Everybody going to the Olympics is concerned about the air quality in China. There is a lot of smog. Friends over there tell me that the air in China looks like the air in Willie Nelson's tour bus." --David Letterman

"The Olympics start the Friday after next -- pollution permitting. For some reason, they're having them in Beijing, which means the Chinese government right now is very hard at work trying to cover up all the horrible things about their country . It's like when your mom comes to visit your dorm room." --Jimmy Kimmel

"The United States Olympic bicycle team got off the plane yesterday wearing air filter masks on their faces. They're the same masks that kids have to wear when they play with Chinese-made toys." --David Letterman

"An Ethiopian runner has dropped out of the Olympics because he thinks the pollution could damage his health. He said the air has made him so sick, he can barely not eat." --Conan O'Brien

"China has announced that they're shutting down several of their largest factories for the rest of the summer -- so that there will be less pollution for the Olympics. Chinese officials say: 'Sorry, but for the next few months, you're going to have to buy your lead-coated toys somewhere else." --Conan O'Brien

"China is upset because somebody leaked a video of the rehearsal for the Olympics Opening Ceremony on the Internet. I don't want to give away too much, but it ends with the lighting of a torch." --Conan O'Brien

"President Bush will be in China for the Olympics. He's gonna be there for the opening ceremonies, and also, while he's there, he will be searching for 'Lo Mein of Mass Destruction.'" --David Letterman

"But I think the U.S. is going to do well, particularly in swimming, I think we have a very strong swimming time this year for the Olympics, yeah, that's right. Dick Cheney in particular looks great in the freestyle waterboarding." --David Letterman

"Yesterday, President Bush gave the U.S. Olympic team a rousing send-off to the Olympics. Again, I don't think President Bush is that up on geography. Like he told the athletes to get there a couple of days early to acclimate themselves to the fact that China is upside-down" --Jay Leno

"And China says it will ban entertainers they deem a threat to the government from taking part in any activities during the Olympics. You make fun of the government, you'll be banned from the Olympics, to which Bush said, "You can do that?" --Jay Leno

"And human rights activists have sent a letter to President Bush, asking him to raise human rights issues with the Chinese government during the Olympics. Unfortunately, they also sent a letter to the Chinese government asking them to bring up human rights issues with President Bush. So, it's pretty much a wash." --Jay Leno

"The government of China has banned restaurants from serving dog meat during the Olympics. This is particularly bad news for the popular Chinese fast food chain, 'McDachsunds.' --Conan O'Brien 

kitna jalte hein media har waqt winner ko loser banana inka kaam hein! lekin soni ko hit deke winner jaroor bana do bhidu!

Hello brothers and sisters.Bhaiyon aur beheno!
Fropping friends excused  ''''''

Rakhi Quotes for my sweet fropper Sisters

"One of the best things about being an adult is the realization that you can share with your sister and still have plenty for yourself." -Betsy Cohen

"Is solace anywhere more comforting than in the arms of a sister." -Alice Walker

"Sweet is the voice of a sister in the season of sorrow." -Benjamin Disraeli

"You can kid the world. But not your sister." -Charlotte Gray

"The mildest, drowsiest sister has been known to turn tiger if her sibling is in trouble." -Clara Ortega

"How do people make it through life without a sister? " -Sara Corpening

"Having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of. You know whatever you do, they'll still be there. "-Amy Li

"Sisters share the scent and smells... the feel of a common childhood." -Pam Brown

"A sister can be seen as someone who is both ourselves and very much not ourselves - a special kind of double."-Toni Morrison 

Hey sweet brothers on fropper cheers to you guys


Har ladki aapke liye bekarar hai,
Har ladki ko aapka intezar hai,
Ye apka koi kamal nahi hai mere bhai,
Kuch din baad “RAKHI” ka tyohar hai.




"Friends come and go, but you my dear brother, are always there!" -Catherine Pulsifer

"My little brother, will you ever grow up....I hope not!"-Catherine Pulsifer

"It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea." -Dylan Thomas

"If I could pick the best brother, I would pick you!"-Catherine Pulsifer

"The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out his nose. " -Garrison Keillor

"My brother, someone who I know I can always depend on! "-Catherine Pulsifer

"If I could pick the best brother, I would pick you! " -Catherine Pulsifer 

I hope you have nice rakshabandhan day and enjoy the holidays .Some mithai can be sent my way to by way of sweet hits ....

Deeds not words. These are some of the rich , powerful and successful indians who have shown us how to earn the millions. They have made it to the billioneres club.They have earned it and they are able to keep it going.

 According to the Forbes magazine, India has recently become home to the largest number of billionaires in Asia. The following data comes from the Forbes list of India's richest 

Until the late 1960s, royalty like Nizam  dominated the elite list in India.We respect our Tatas and Birlas, but  common men  like Dhirubhai Ambani began to amass fortunes in the last quarter of 20th century as the country began to liberalise controls on industry. 

So it is that time where we all can dream big, and strive to become billionaires. Till then be inspired by our fine fellowmen!


1 Lakshmi Mittal 51 56 London Arcelor Mittal Steel

2 Mukesh Ambani 49 50 Mumbai Reliance Industries Diversified 






3 Anil Ambani 45 48 Mumbai Reliance - Anil Dhirubhai Ambani Group Diversified 

4 Kushal Pal Singh 35 75 Delhi DLF Universal Real Estate, Construction 






5 Azim Premji 12.7 61 Bangalore Wipro Diversified but primarily software and IT-enabled 
services 





6 Sunil Mittal 12.5 49 Delhi Bharti Airtel Telecommunications 





7 Shashi Ruia & Ravi Ruia 12 63 Mumbai Essar Group Textiles, Steel, Shipping 





8 Ramesh Chandra 11.6 68 Delhi Unitech Construction, Real Estate 





9 Kumar Mangalam Birla 11 39 Mumbai Aditya Birla Group Diversified 






10 Tulsi Tanti 10 47 Pune Suzlon Wind Power 






11 Savitri Jindal 8.5 58 Hisar, Mumbai Jindal Steel Metals 

12 Anil Agarwal 7.4 52 London Vedanta Resources Mining
13 Gautam Adani 6.7 45 Ahmedabad Adani Group Infrastructure
14 Grandhi Rao 6.2 57 Hyderabad GMR Group Infrastructure
15 Adi Godrej 5.2 64 Mumbai Godrej Industries Diversified 

6 Uday Kotak 4.6 46 Mumbai Kotak Mahindra Finance 

17 Indu Jain 4.4 71 Delhi Bennett, Coleman & Co. Ltd. Media 




18 Shiv Nadar 4.3 61 Delhi HCL Consumer electronics, ITES
19 Anand Jain 4 50 Mumbai Jai Corp Limited Real Estate
20 Dilip Shanghvi 3.9 50 Mumbai Sun Pharmaceuticals Pharmaceuticals
23 Jaiprakash Gaur 3.9 76 Delhi Jaiprakash Associates Infrastructure 
24 Cyrus Poonawalla 3.1 67 Pune Serum Institute of India Pharmaceuticals, Biotechnology 

Kalanithi Maran 2.7 42 Chennai Sun Network Media
26 Subhash Chandra Goel 2.6 55 Mumbai Zee Network Entertainment
27 Baba Kalyani 2.5 56 Pune Bharat Forge Metals 





28 Rakesh Wadhawan 2.35 55 Mumbai Housing Development & Infrastructure Ltd Real Estate
29 Rahul Bajaj 2.3 67 Pune Bajaj Diversified 

30 Malvinder & Shivinder Singh 2.25 NA Delhi Ranbaxy Pharma 

31 Venugopal Dhoot 2.2 52 Mumbai Videocon Consumer durables
32 Rajan Raheja 2.15 54 Mumbai Rajan Raheja Group Diversified
33 Niranjan Hiranandani 2.1 57 Mumbai Hiranandani Developers Pvt. Ltd Real Estate
34 Vivek Burman 2 70 Delhi Dabur India Limited Herbal consumer products
35 L. Madhusudhan Rao 1.9 41 Hyderabad Lanco Group Infrastructure
36 Gautam Thapar 1.8 46 Mumbai Avantha Group Chemicals, infrastructure & engineering
37 Anurag Dikshit 1.75 35 Gibraltar PartyGaming Online gambling
38 Vikas Oberoi 1.7 37 Mumbai Oberoi Constructions Property development
39 N.R. Narayana Murthy 1.69 61 Bangalore Infosys Technologies Software and IT-enabled 
services 

40 Anu Aga 1.67 65 Pune Thermax Energy and environment engineering solutions
41 Gracias Saldanha 1.65 70 Mumbai Glenmark Pharmaceutical
42 Vijay Mallya 1.6 51 Bangalore United Breweries Group Beverages, Airlines
43 Naresh Goyal 1.55 56 Mumbai Jet Airways Airlines
44 Murali K.Divi 1.53 Divi's Laboratories Pharmaceuticals
45 Jignesh Shah 1.37 Financial Technologies Financial software
46 Yusuf Hamied 1.32 69 Mumbai Cipla Pharma
47 Nandan Nilekani 1.26 50 Bangalore Infosys Software and IT-enabled services
48 Pradeep Jain 1.25 Parsvnath Developers Real estate
49 Siddhiprasad 1.24 34 Nagpur Essel Propack Diversified
50 Habil Khorakiwala 1.23 63 Mumbai Wockhardt Health
51 Rohtas Goel 1.20 Omaxe Real estate
52 S Gopalakrishnan 1.18 51 Bangalore Infosys Software and IT-enabled services
53 Brijmohan Lall Munjal 1.12 83 Delhi Hero Honda Automotive
54 Rakesh Jhunjhunwala 1.10 Rare Enterprises Investments
55 Keshub Mahindra 1.08 Mahindra & Mahindra Diversified
56 Nimesh Kampani 1.05 61 Mumbai JM Financial Financial services 

We all know who mallika or vipasa are, we love all our khans and all the celebreties, but hard working though they are  these here guys can be powerful leaders for us. We should learn from their experience in the fianncial world how to go ahead in life. 

Please go to my photos and see more of our captions of Industry , the people who create jobs and support  families . And how about paying them the respect they deserve!
Kudos and we salute the future leaders of our country!