AN OLD POST - BUT A MUST READ FOR EVERYONE ! 
What a day ! Wheer could not believe even in his wildest of wild dreams . Do such things happen ? But it was happening , imagine the hottest of the hot ladies in gropper fighting for him !! He was on the ninth .. no the twelfth cloud will be closer to his feelings ! He was dizzy with all the instant attention and fame he was getting. And it was only about one and a half months or so of his joining the site . He was overwhelmed with the love , affection and adulation poured on him by the marvellous ladies of gropper . Boy o boy was he happy ???And suddenly his mobile started ringing bringing him to the ground realities with a thud !!
"Report to the gropper office immediately.Boss is waiting foryou .Sir "the sweet voice of his boss's secretary announced.
"Why should he want to see me on a Sunday ? Anything wrong ?"
"Everything is wrong here Sir, please come fast ".By now he was thoroughly grounded and there was no trace of the effect of love , attention and the adulation...... whatever, any more .
He hurriedly went into the office , came out equally hurriedly , went to his house, packed his suitcase and started for the international airport for a flight to Washington D.C.
Yes , by now with two astounding successful interviews and the wide coverage given to them by the print and the visual media alike , and not to forget internet connectivity of his site, the name of Wheer had crossed the seven seas to the USA. Uncle Sam was very eager to be interviewd by Wheer .
As soon as the plane touched the airport , he came out of the plane , he was received by the CIA agents and was straightaway whisked to the place of the interview .
He was taken to a big Ranch outside the limits of the city , where uncle Sam lived . Uncle was waiting for him , he was ushered to his room and the agents left them alone of course standing outside the closed room making a very strict vigil .
"Ha Ha Ha Wheer ! make yourself comfortable buddy !! "
"Sure Sir, and thank you ! May I ask something ?"
"Buddy ,you are here to ask questions only , now shoot !! "
"How did you come to know about me ? I am a very small fry ."
"Oh , we have our own ways dear !! Nothing in this world happens without our knowledge ! Our agents are all over the world, they may not know with whom their wives are flirting, but they sure know everything else !!"
"Yeah Sir , very efficient intelligence system you have !"
With this introductory querry Wheer knew Uncle Sam was now in the right mood for his further probes !
"Sir , we kill our female foetus but we can tolerate a woman President , you dont kill the female foetus but u cant see a woman being the President ? why so ?"
"Brilliant Wheer brilliant . I dont regret my calling you !! But the reason of Hillary Clinton losing the race to the Presidential nomination is not at all what u think. It has a very wide implication ! We have saved the world from another World War !'
" Is it so ? but how Sir , can you explain ?''
"of course Wheer , I have called u here only for this , so that u can tell your people, our point of view ."
"Thank you Sir"
"Do you know how friendly we Americans are ? we talk to everyone by his first name , pat their backs without much reasons , but Bushy went a bit too far with Queen Elizabeth . "
"What did the President do Sir ?"
"He winked at her!!!! .
UK cant do much about it , but suppose someone does the same with our woman President will our hot American temper tolerate it? There will be bloodshed dear ! We cant tolerate. So we didnt want to take any risks , there are already enough reasons to start a war ! Dont want to add to it ".
"Oh what a noble cause Sir. The world should be thankful to the people of America that they were saved from a catastrophe ."
"Right Wheer right , the right word catastrophe . You are simply a genius !"
"Sir in your country why a woman worker gets paid only half the amount a man will get doing the same job ?"
"OH Wheer fantastic buddy , I never knew there are such sharp brains outside also . Your questions are so representative of what is happening here !!"
"Thank you Sir !" Wheer quipped.
"See my boy !! here also there is a deeprooted American philosophy behind it ."
"And what is that Sir ?"
"You must be knowing by now that our men are very demonstrative of their feelings ! They have to show everything , they dont believe in the subtle art of silence and keeping some emotions to themselves . You can imagine in work places how much man power and manhour is lost by our men in their demonstration of the love , affection and adulation they have for their female counterparts ?"
"But then Sir why to pay the women less ? "
""To compensate for the lost manpower and manhour we pay the
women less Wheer. It is the poetic justice in America !! "
"Fantastic idea Uncle Sam , the best example of the law of compensation!! "
"Right absolutely right !! You gotta brains buddy !! "
"And now the last one sir !!"
"Sure man , shoot !'
"So far I was asking what you are doing at home front. Now what about what you are doing outside your country ? This will show the world at large about all your good deeds outside also !"
"Oh am I pleased Wheer ?I bless the day I decided to call u here . Come on speak out !! "
"Sir everyone says that you are meddling too much in others affairs, I mean fighting the war for others , like in Vietnam , and now in Iraq ?"
"Now come on Wheer it is not something we are doing for our own prestige ., we are and we have been fighting for the whole humanity dear ! The survival of the whole world depends upon this war !"
"And how is it so Sir ? "
"Have you heard about Weapon of Mass Destruction ?"
"Yes Sir "
"So ever since we heard about this WMD we are after it so that it is found and destroyed once for all and we are all saved from the inhuman effects of this deadly weapon. We tried to find it in Japan and Bombed it , we tried in Vietnam , then again in theArab war and now in Iraq . The search goes on and on Wheer . Dont worry unless we find it and destroy it completely we are not going to sit at rest !"
"But Sir half of Iraq is already bombed and u have not yet found any WMD so far ?"
"So what ? we will bomb every nook and corner if we have to but the WMD has to be found and destroyed . After all in this depends the survival of the whole humanity !"
"I am overwhelmed Sir , by this concern of yours for the human race at large ! America is great and greater is what it stands for . Long live the country of Uncle Sam !!!!!"
And Wheer came out of the room .Brimming with excitement at these revelations made by Uncle Sam and very eager to share it all back home !!He caught the next plane and was back again to his own country and to the sweet memories of the small success in gropper . !!!!!
P.S. This is the reproduction of Wheer's interview which was published in the Washington Ghost .
For this brave and courageous reporting his name has been recommended for the Fulitzer award !!!!
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