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Mar 12, '08

India In Year : 2030
Place : IBM , USA
(Two Americans Talking)
Currency Conversion Rate :
INR 1 Rs = USD $ 100

Alex: Hi John, you didn't come to the office yesterday?

John: Yeah, I was in Indian Embassy for visa stamping.

Alex: Oh really, what happened, I heard that nowadays it has become very strict.

John: Yeah, but I managed to get it.

Alex: How long it took to get it stamped?

John: Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates was standing in front of me and they played with him like anything.
That's why it got delayed. I went there at 2 AM itself and waited and returned by 4 PM.

Alex: Really? In India ,it is a matter of an hour to get stamped for USA

John: Yeah, but that is because who in India will be interested in coming to USA man, their economy has been booming.

Alex: So, when are you leaving?

John: Anytime , after receiving my tickets from the client in India and you know, I will be getting a chance to fly Air-India. Sort of dream come true.

Alex: How long are you going to stay in India .

John: What do you mean by how long? I will be settled in India , my company has promised me that they will process my Hara Patta ..(greencard)

Alex: Really, lucky person man, it is very difficult to get a Hara Patta in India .

John: Yeah, that's why, I am planning to marry an Indian girl there.

Alex: But you can find lots of US girls in Hyderabad , Bangalore and Mumbai.

John: But, I prefer Indian girls because they are beautiful and cultured.

Alex: Where did you get the offer, Bangalore ?

John: Yeah, salary is good there, but cost of living is quite high, it is Rs. 2000/- for a single room accommodation.

Alex: I see, that's too much for US people, Rs.1/- =$100/-. Oh God! what about in Hyderabad , Mumbai?

John: No idea, but it is less than what we have in Bangalore . It is like the world headquarters of software

Alex: I heard, almost all the Indians are having one personal Robot for help.

John: You can get a BMW car for Rs. 5000/-, and a personal Robot for less than Rs.7500/-. But my dream is to purchase Ambassador, which costs Rs.2 ,00,000/- but has got a lovely design .

Alex: By the way, who is your client?

John: Subbarao and Apparao Associates, a pure Indian company,
specialising in Embedded Software.

Alex: Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Indian company. They are really intelligent and unlike American Bodyshoppers who have opened their Fly-by-night outfits in India . Indian companies pay you in full even when you are on bench.

My friend Paul Allen, it seems, used his bench time to visit Bihar, the most liveable place in India , probably world. There you have full freedom and no restrictions. You can do whatever you want! I wonder how that state has perfected that system.
John: Yeah man!, you are right. I hope our America also follows their footsteps.

Alex: How are you going to cope with their language?

John: Why not? From my school days I have been learning Hindi as my first language here at New York . At the Consulate they tested my proficiency in Hindi and were quite impressed by my cent per cent score in TOHIL i.e. Test of Hindi as International Language.

Alex: So, you are going to have fun there.

John: Yeah, I will be travelling in the world's fastest train, world's largest theme park, and the famous Bollywood where you can see actors like, Hrithik, Shah Rukh Khan and all. Esselworld is also near Bollywood.

Alex: You know, the PM is scheduled to visit US next year, he may then relax the number of visas.

John: That's true. Last month, Narayana Murt hy visited White House and donated Rs. 2000/- for infrastructure development at
aSiliconValleyand has promised more if we follow the model of High-Tech City of Bangalore. Bill Gates also got a chance of meeting him.
Very lucky person.

Alex: But, Indian government is planning to split Narayanamurthy' s Infosys.

John: He is a hard worker man, he can build any number of Infosys like this. Every minute he is getting Rs. 1000/-. It seems, if you keep all his money converted as Rs. 100/- notes you can reach Pluto.

Alex: OK, Good Luck John.

John: Same to you Alex. And don't go to Consulate in a "Kurta Pyjama" because they will think you are too Indianised and may doubt you will never come back and hence your Non-Immigrant Visa may get rejected. But don't forget to say " Namaste, aap kaise hai " to the Visa officer at Window 5. It seems he likes that and will not give you a visa if you don't greet him that way.


Mar 11, '08

1. Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
2. Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing
3 .Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
4. House passes gas tax onto senate
5. Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan
6. Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
7. William Kelly was fed secretary
8. Milk drinkers are turning to powder
9. Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted
10. Quarter of a million Chinese live on water
11. Farmer bill dies in house
12. Iraqi head seeks arms


Mar 10, '08

You changed my world with a blink of an eye
That is something that I can not deny
You put my soul from worst to best
That is why I treasure you my dearest love

You just don't know what you have done for me
You even pushed me to the best that I can be
You really are an angel sent from above 

Your touch in my life  have chased away all of my fear
It is even better everytime you smile

It so magical those things you've made
To bring back my faith that almost faded
Now my life is a dream come true
It all began when I was loved by you

Now I have found what I am looking for
It's you and your love and nothing more
Co'z you have given me this feeling of contentment
In my life something I've never felt

I wish I could talk 'til the end of day
But now I'm running out of things to say
So I'll end by the line you already know
"I LOVE YOU" more than what I could show

Mar 10, '08

They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail .......
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in my favor. She became indignant and informed me she was Educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again.
I gave her the Money back ... same scenario!
I departed the store with the $46.64.

They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free."
"They're already buy-one-get-one-free," she said, "so I guess they're both free" She Handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.

They Walk Among Us!
One day I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where"?

They Walk Among Us!
While looking at a house, my brother asked the Real Estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said,
"Oh I don't keep up with all that stuff."

They Walk Among Us!!
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

They Walk Among Us!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

They Walk Among Us!
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.
The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

They Walk Among Us!
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands.
"Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"

They Walk Among Us!
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces;
I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
Yep, They Walk Among Us!

They Walk Among Us,
and they Reproduce,
and Worst of all
THEY VOTE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! amen


Mar 08, '08

There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny. 
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a 
surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father 
was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm 
off now. The man should be here soon.' 
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, 
hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, 
Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...' 
'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been 
expecting you.' 
'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you 
know babies are my specialty?' 
'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat'. 
After a moment she asked, bl ushing , 'Well, where do we start?' 
Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the 
couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there. 'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!' 
Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if 
we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven 
angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.' 
'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Smith. 
'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be
In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.' 

'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly. 
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of 
his baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said. 
'Oh, my God!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat. 
And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider 
their mother was so difficult to work with.' 

She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith. 
'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the 
job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get  a good look' 

'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement. 

'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours, too. 
the mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly 
concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. 

Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just 
had to pack it all in.' 
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on your,' 
'It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll setup my tripod 
and we can get to work right away.' 

Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It 's 
much too big to be held in the hand very long.' 
Mrs. Smith fainted !


Mar 05, '08

For you I could climb
The highest mountain
Swim the deepest ocean
For your love I seek.

For you I would cross the river
Walk the hottest desert sand
To have you by my side.

For you are the one
who has captured my heart
And touched my soul.

You are the one
That stepped into my dreams
I would like you to feel my 
compassion and the care

You came into my life
And made me complete
Each time I talk to you
My heart skips a beat.

For you are the angel I need
whom I love.


Feb 22, '08


I still see your face in my dreams
It hurts and it doesn't help at all
I still want you in my life as crazy as that seems
I still remember the first time we met
There was something so different about you
Your friendship was something I wanted to get
That "hi" to me was so new
I called you on the phone
so I could talk to you forever
You were so new and unknown
I just knew that our friendship would never end
Now I wonder what happened 
to the way this all used to be
I never wanted you out of my like ever.
I sat a long time pretending not to see.
When you decided to walk out
You said it will not work out
It shouldn't end this way but it did
I said I miss everything you were to me
But you said to me look back on it 
and  I will finally be able to see
That your love for me was not to stand the test of time

Feb 17, '08

I still see your face in my dreams
It hurts and it doesn't help at all
I still want you in my life as crazy as that seems
I want you to catch me when I fall

I still remember the first time we met  ( 9/27/07)
There was something so different about you
Your friendship was something I wanted to get
That smile when you said hi to me was so new

Out of no where you called me on the phone
I wanted to sit there and talk to you forever
You were so new, so crazy and unknown
I just knew that our friendship would never sever

Two years and we are barely holding it together
What happened to the way this all used to be
I never wanted you out of my like ever
I sat there for a long time pretending not to see

We decided to go out and make it all all right
It didn't work out of course we knew it couldn't
We couldn't even really stand each others sight
It shouldn't end this way but it did and I shouldn't

I miss you and everything you were to me
Ten years from now we will look back on it all
We will be older and finally be able to see
That love will stand the test of time and never fall

Feb 14, '08

God determines who walks into your's up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay and who you refuse to let go.

God bless all you my friends in whatever it is that you may be needing this day! And may
your life be full of peace, prosperity and power as you seek to have a closer relationship.


Feb 14, '08

God determines who walks into your's up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay and who you refuse to let go. 

God bless all you my friends in whatever it is that you may be needing this day! And may
your life be full of  peace, prosperity and power as you seek to have a closer