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Topic: Laloooo Prasad jokes :))  |
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 01 Aug 2004 12:50 pm | #1 |
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Laallooo Prasad Yadav gave a speech to "pharin delegation" from Amrika. The topic of the speech was COWW
What is a Cow
HE IS THE COW. The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, And because he is female, he give milks, (but will do so when he is got child.). He is same like - God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilized for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. (Horses don't have any such attachment.)
Use of a cow
What can it do? Various - ghee, butter, cream, curd, and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species. Also, his other motion... (gobar) is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making Pizza that can be used for heating oneself in winter. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chews with his teeth who are situated in the inside of the mouth.
Tailing a cow
He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies, which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he, gives hit with it.
I am now ending this fastly. My God blast you! Thank you and thank God I am finished. Jay Hind!"
Tom
Bahrain
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| 02 Aug 2004 10:30 am | #2 |
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Lalu and bush meeting …..(hindi eng. Mix)
Once bush visited to india. And he directly go to home town of lalu in bhihar. After having look at bihar he had meeting  with laloo.
Bush: ye kya haal kar rakha hai bihar ka ??
Laloo: kyo kya huwa ???
Bush: aaray sab jagaha, mara mari, loot mar, rape …etc. etc and abt u r roads, building, houses, offices ???
Then he said to laloo …"Mr.laloo if u give me bihar for 3 months I can change it as if america.."
On this laloo said “kya 3 mahina ….. aaph yek kaam karo …ye jo america hai na wo mujhe 3 dino kay liye do … nahi tin dino may usay bihar jaisa banaya to naam badal dunga …"
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| 02 Aug 2004 12:09 pm | #3 |
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I was abt 2 say the Laloo joke on America with Singapore & 2 mnths/days anyways. Here is mine
In an interview,
Interviewer: Lalooji aapne apne beti ki shaadi ke liye zabardasti gaadi le li car showroom se. Iske baare mein aapko kya kehna kya hai?
Laloo: Arrey hum thodi zabardasti karna chaahte the. Hum prem se pooche rahe to oo boley nahi de sakte. Ab aur kouno chaara hi nahi tha ka karen 
Sm1 frm Audience: Arrey Lalooji chaara bachega kaise - saara chaara to aap hi ghotaale mein khaa gaye 
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| 04 Aug 2004 01:58 pm | #4 |
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Here someeee
Laloo prasad yadavs family planning policy."DONT HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR"
Once Laloo prasad yadav took some photos with a herd of buffaloes , Next day the photo appeared on the front page of a Bihari newspaper. Guess the caption!! 'Laloo,third from left!'
A reporter once asked Laloo prasad yadav "Whats the main reason for divorce in Bihar ?"
Laloo replied "Marriage".
Tom
Bahrain
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| 06 Aug 2004 12:17 pm | #5 |
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is duniya mein koun si devi ka koun sa prasaad bahut mashhoorhai!
Raabdi devi ka laloo prasaad.  
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| 08 Aug 2004 12:13 am | #6 |
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i had recieved a mail from my freind saying that the joke #1 is actually an essay written by a bihari student in an IAS exam and also got selected.
ok heres another joke
once laloo goes to the US to learn english from bush.
he calls his wife rabri and says english is a funny language and he is having fun.
after 2 months bush calls rabri and says: hum bushwa bol raha hun, yeh englis kabhi nahin seekh sakta. 
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| 08 Aug 2004 11:48 am | #7 |
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Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft
Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply :
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further
correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.
Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a party and when all the guests had come,
he said: "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi
hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee haai."
Everyone was delighted.
Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab main aap sab ko apnaa
appointment letter padkar sunaongaa -
par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main
translate bhee karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any further correspondance ----- ab Letter
vetter bhej ne ka kaouno zaroor! at nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Bilva.
Bye........
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| 11 Aug 2004 03:37 am | #8 |
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haha tomcat n dev! good laugh i had.. yup maverickWhistler, me read the cow story as an essay too when in college.. a classmate of mine showed that essay to me outside the principal's office and i laffed so loud that my fren had to pull me away fr that place.. lest i be heard by the BigBoss n pulled up for outrageous behavior!
two legs are forward and two are afterwards; hereupon he gives hit with the tail.. those two sentences deserve full marks for punch! an essay in 'IAS is where is basis' 
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| 16 Aug 2004 10:54 am | #9 |
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STATE OF BIHAR DRIVING LICEN APPLIKASON PHA-RUM
NOTE: If you dont know the answers, please capi fram another applikason pharum and submit. For further instruktions, see battum
applikason.
Please do not shoot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give
you the lisen immediately.
(Check appropriate box)
Last name:
(_) Yadav
(_) Sinha
(_) Pandey
(_) Mishra
(_) do not know
First name:
(_) Ramprasad
(_) Lakhan
(_) Sivaprasad
(_) Jamnaprasad
(_) Dont know
Age:
(_) Less than zero
(_) Zero
(_) Greater than zero
(_) Don't know
Sex:
____ M _____ F _____ not sure _____ not applicable
Chappal Size:
____ Left ____ Right
Occupasion:
(_) Politician
(_) Doodhwala
(_) Pehelwaan
(_) House wife
(_) Un-employed
Number of children living in household:
___
Number tha t are yours: ___
Mother\'s Name: _______________________
Father\'s Name: _______________________
(If not sure, leave blank)
Ejjucason:
1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
Do you bathe?
(_) Yes (_) No Not applicable
If yes, how often do you bathe?
(_) Weekly
(_) Monthly
(_) Yearly
Color of teeth:
(_) Yellow
(_) Brownish-Yellow
(_) Brown
(_) Black
(_) Others - Give exact color (call nearest Asian Paints dealer if U
dont know the color of your teeth)
How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile (_)2 miles (_)don\'t know
_________________________
(Your thumb imparesson)
....contd....
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| 16 Aug 2004 10:58 am | #10 |
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.....contd..
* If you are capying from another applikason pharom, please do nat
capy thumb impression also.
* Please provide your own thumb impression.
PLEASE DO NAT USE FINGERS OF YOUR LEGS. Use thumb on your
lefthand only. If you dont have
left hand, use your thumb on right hand.
If
you do nat have right
hand,
use thumb on left hand.
NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU
CANNOT DRIVE
Vicky
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| 20 Aug 2004 01:20 pm | #11 |
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Laloo, Rabri and his son were returning from south by train.
Laloo was ccupying the lower berth, Rabri the middle berth and
his son the top most berth in the train compartment.
The train stopped at one of the stations on the way back and the
son asked Laloo to bring him a Cadburys chocolate. When Laloo
and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldn't
understand Hindi had occupied his son's berth.
Upset and angry, Laloo called the Ticket checker & asked him to
help. The Ticket checker said that he could not understand
Hindi or Bihari so it would be nice if Laloo explained the whole
situation
to him in English.
So Laloo explained, "That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving
birth
to my child."  
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| 20 Aug 2004 01:20 pm | #12 |
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Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son.
Laloo: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I want to choose my own bride".
Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...... Yes"
Next Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani
Laloo : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Ambani : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Laloo : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Ambani : "Ah, in that case.....Yes"
Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Laloo : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President :"But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Laloo : "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case.......Yes."
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| 02 Sep 2004 06:10 pm | #13 |
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woooooooooooooooooooow
really grt jokes yaar from where do u get all these
thank u one and all for posting here
reyan 
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| 03 Sep 2004 12:50 pm | #14 |
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Indai and pakistan problem was successfully solved by our own Lalooji how:
During a meeting with the President of Pakistan ,
Lalooji told him that since u want Kashmir to be annexed to your country,"chalo hum aap ko aur ek freebie dethein hain...bihar bhi laylo"
Mr.Musharaff immediately withdrew his demand for Kashmir.
venky.
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| 18 Sep 2004 12:43 am | #15 |
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three scientists, an american, a german and an indian, were talking and bragging about the technological advances their respective countries have achieved in the field of medicine.
the american said "in washington, there was a baby boy born without arms so we attached artificial arms on him. and he grew up and became an olympic professional boxer and a gold medallist!"
the german said, "thats nothing to what we have achieved. back in berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs so we attached a pair of artificial legs on her. now she is an olympics marathon gold medallist!"
the indian smirked: "is that all you have achieved? just gold medallists? in patna, bihar, we had a baby boy born without a head! we attached a coconut and called him Laloo and he grew up to become the chief minister of Bihar!"
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