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Topic: Blonde Jokes  |
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 17 Oct 2009 09:04 pm | #3 |
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Sally goes to work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned his employee, walks over to her and asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call that my mother had passed away."
The boss, feeling very sorry at this point suggests to the young girl, "Why don't you go home for the day...we aren't terribly busy. Just take
the day off and go relax."
Sally very calmly states, "No I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind busy and I have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees and allows her to work as usual. "If you need anything just let me know" says the boss.
A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on Sally. He looks out his office and sees her crying hysterically.
He rushes over an asks, "What's the matter now? Are you going to be ok?"
Sally breaks down in tears. "I just received a horrible call from my sister. She said that her mom died too!!"
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| 18 Oct 2009 05:38 pm | #5 |
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Hi
keep off....! How dare yu call me blonde..? Blonde joke liknewale sub blonde hein kya..? Sardar joke liknewale sub 'sardar' hein kya..? Jara jeeb sambal kariyay...! Any how, thnks 4 ur commentary. do u wnt 1 more..?
Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of
an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she
thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then
the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it
was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane.
Then they landed began to go for a walk. They first passed a little
girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl,
why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came
down and killed my new kitty".
Next they passed a little boy who was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy, "why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came
down and killed my new puppy."
Then they passed a blonde sitting on the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are you laughing so hard?" and the blonde said, "I farted and the
building behind me blew up!!"
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| 20 Oct 2009 02:16 am | #6 |
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Gud-Gal-frnd,
kitna gussa?
Waise..blondes ka toh pata nahin per maine suna hai zyadatar Sardar jokes khud sradar banate hai........aur kuchh real life incedents hote hain!
U see Khushwant singh- famous for sardar jokes.....& creator of Santa-Banta!
I googled to find one blonde joke for u...
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES:
The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart board
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chair
Water proof tea bags
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap
Shar...
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| 20 Oct 2009 11:29 pm | #7 |
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Again u r justifyng ur commentry on Khushwant Singh 4 Sardar Jokes.
He is a Journalist and his work is to establish and improve his sales.
Yad kariyey mei to ek vdhyarti hoon. I'm not blonde. Aage se aisaa likhna chhod dein....
But u did not give any jokes..?
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| 25 Oct 2009 01:00 am | #8 |
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Since u instigated......
My Gud-gal-frnd,
But u did not give any jokes..?
See......... that's the reason why I was so curious abt. ur hair.
Here, another blonde joke............
A blonde dyed her hair to the color of a burnette because she wanted to seem smarter. One day she was driving down the road and saw a farmer. She said to him "if i can guess how man sheep you have can I have one?" He agreed. She guessed 150 and the farmer counted the sheep and she was right. As she was loading the sheep into the trunk the farmer said "if I can guess your real hair color can I have my dog back?"
Shar...
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| 25 Oct 2009 12:16 pm | #9 |
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hi look at this steely blonde Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, “Excuse me, ladies, I’d like to see your fishing licenses.“ “We don’t have any,” replied the first blonde. “Well, if you’re going to fish, you need fishing licenses,” said the Game Warden. “But officer,” replied the second blonde, “we aren’t fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we’re collecting debris off the bottom of the river.“ The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. “Well, I know of no law against it,” said the Game Warden. “Take all the debris you want.” And with that, he left. As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically. “What a dumb Fish Cop,” the second blonde said to the other two. “Doesn’t he know that there are steelhead trout in this river?“
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| 25 Oct 2009 01:16 pm | #10 |
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A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section. The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here." After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-piolet that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beatiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here." The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss. "I told her first class isn't going to Detroit."
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| 26 Oct 2009 05:45 pm | #13 |
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oh thanks grl4gdfrnd.. do post some new jokes
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| 27 Oct 2009 05:11 pm | #14 |
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Why you so speed..?
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding
but Blonde gradually increases her speed until she's topping 100 mph.
She eventually realizes she couldn't escape and finally pulls over.
The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and
my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your
behavior, I'll let you go."
The Blonde thinks for a few seconds and then
says, "My hubby ran away with a cop about a week ago.
I thought you might be that officer trying to give him back!"
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