Everyone amongst us must have seen splashed all over media, the recent bids for cricketers for the IPL league . So I was wondering, what will happen if the same bidding happened for our politicians...lets see...

Disclaimer  - This is HUMOR and should be taken in a light hearted vein. The intention of the author is not to hurt anyone sentiments and mentality!

Teams :

Migrant Bhaiyyas  ( owned by Pawar Sugarcane Mills )

Vanishing Bengal Tigers ( owned by Rajnikanth)

Atheist Chennai Lions ( owned by Baba Roamdev )

Phuck De Jatt ( owned by M F Hussain )

Marathi Manoos ( owned by Rakhi Sawant )





































The star politicians available for bidding are -

A B Vajpayee ( Start Bid - Rs 10,000 )

Profile - Highly unenergetic, excellent sleeping skills ( alone, you naughty minds!!!) , nonchalant, poet, diet-cosnscious, goes weak at his knees quite often

Manmohan Singh ( Start Bid - Rs 1 Crore )

Profile - Lonely, weeps alone at night, emotionally sensitive, reaction time very high , dependent , smiles sometimes, non-violent outside bedroom, visionary financier

Kumari Mayawati ( Start Bid - Open )

Profile - She is a Kumari, found everywhere except where she needs to be, strategist of highest calibre, popular with the masses, can attract donations in crores, loves transferring her team members and taking cuts from their earnings

Karunanidhi ( Start Bid - 2 crore Tamilians )

Profile - Visionary with dark glasses, highly devoted to non-existent Gods, invincible, believes in building bridges esp ram setu, earlier non-vegeterian now vegeterian ( food , not jokes!!! ), believes in more the merrier hence 3 marriages.

Amar Singh ( Start Bid - Undisclosed )

Profile - believes in FRANDSHIP, more friends than sonikudi, sensitive towards cows, family terms with Bahu of BIG B, does not look good on camera but media loves him

Raj Tray ( Start Bid - Rs 5 , required to buy feviquick to close his mouth )

Profile - Clueless about his career, violent, believes in law and order of HIS constitution, only talks to local media, insecure

Narendra Modi ( Start Bid -Not available, already bought by 4 teams)

Profile - Highly effective, free from guilt and conscience, dedicated followers, firebrand, believes in selective development, considered a threat to everyone, even himself.

Mamata Bannerjee ( Start Bid - Grass roots )

Profile - still grounded to earth, believes in domestic violence, eats fish but has feelings for them, well trained in getting angry, can talk at a rapid speed in loud voice for hours

Laloo ( Start Bid - Equivalent to railway budget )

Profile - believes in population increase, crowd puller, fearless, loves eating food meant for animals, scamproof, loves rabri

Jayalalitha (Starting Bid 650 Croes (1 Crore White and 599 Crores to Sashikala's account in Singapore) ( thanks to KBR for this addition )

Profile: Prolific dancer, actress, singer, still owns hotels, 300 shoes and Tons of Gold and other jewels, Donates elephants to temples, Cries for the poor people of Tamil Nadu...(that's enough to fill their stomachs..!!!)

So here we are, list of some major star players. Post in comments if you want to read about any of your favorite players, will add them in this list!
Hope you enjoyed!

Tags: ipl, politics, bids