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Posted on: Mar 06, '08


 What women want... (give your choice..)

Many of you might have read this story through forwards, Just I thought I would share it here and seek your answer...
 
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the Monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The Monarch could have killed him, but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the Monarch offered him his Freedom, if he could answer a question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, If after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. 

The question was: What do women really want? 

To young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, He accepted the monarch's proposition. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone - The princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. 

He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.
Many people advised him to consult the old Witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous through out the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged. 

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. 

She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first. 

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, The most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified. 

She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. 

He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden, 

But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. 

He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. 

Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered. 

Arthur's question thus: "What a woman really wants?" 

She said, "Is to be in charge of her own life." 

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth. 

And that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. 

The neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom.

And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding. The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. 

But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. 

The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. 

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth be her horrible and deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half. 

"Which would you prefer? She asked him. "Beautiful during the day ... or at night?" 

Lancelot pondered the predicament. 

During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, But at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch! 

Or, 

Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? 
But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments with? 


(If you are a man reading this...) What would YOUR choice be? 


(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be? 



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allureg said:
Rajaji,

Popping up late asusual, second choice :)) who wants to ask for more trouble...hehe

March 11, '08


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VintageWine48 said:
Night or day, Beautiful or ugly, Women are here to stay.

March 10, '08


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King-Bulls-Ring said:
TOOOO GOOOD Hawkeye, true words straight from the shop-floor, as we engineers say..!!!
Experience speaks and it shows...

One thing is clear and proven again... Even if you only give 2 (TWO) choices to women, they won't make one choice that easy... All the women-folks here say "leave it to me to choose".!!!

We had a scene in a very old movie, Where Thangavelu (Comedian) has guests at home. He goes 'Hee Hee, Would you like coffee or Tea? Of course, You would have just had a coffee at home before you left... I am stupid to ask you this...'

Ladies - "You gave your man 2 choices and want him to leave it for you to choose from those two..!!!!!"
Then where are the choices?
Is it just fair? Honestly...???

March 07, '08


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chithrajust said:
KB,

isn't it something like he allows her to make the choice? As she has already mentioned that women prefered having control over their lives!

March 07, '08


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sazzyme said:
oh this is darn easy..i wanna be a witch in the daytime so i can see where i am zooming on my broomstick..(dunno if witches have nightvision? if they do it seriously doesnt matter if i pick to be a witch in the day or nite)

seriously though..i'd want my man to darn LET ME HAVE MY WAY..and peace will prevail (this from the horse's mouth)

March 07, '08


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rat_race said:
i would prefer that she were beautiful at night

March 06, '08


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MARKIV14 said:
Sir ji..this post i shared long back...so i wont make a choice bcoz i know about it.

Thanks for sharing
Ciao

March 06, '08


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Last_O_Mohicans said:
Let me see,
I want her to be beautiful during the day time.

Then I will get a job that lets me work at nights. That way, I get to not only show off my beautiful wife(yeah, Dagny is about to jump me for this, and may be even Nocacaine) but also be free all day! But thats how we men are. Beasts, I tell you! Wild, Ghastly beasts.

Now, to answer my wife's question:
If I want her to be beautiful during day time, I will tell her the opposite.

So my answer would be: I would prefer you to be a witch during day-time.

And anyone who is married knows: Your wife asks you opinion only to DO THE OPPOSITE!


Cheers,
Hawkeye

March 06, '08


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King-Bulls-Ring said:
Rohit-> sensible choices... particularly Reason-2.!!! UTILIZE... is the key word here... haan..???
Soni-> good approach and good for you...
Dag-> did she gave that option to Lancelot? I guess I dint say so here...
Nova-> If you want to decide why did you ask Lancelot in the fist place?

March 06, '08


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Novacaine said:
I agree with Dagger's choice. Let me decide :P

March 06, '08

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