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Posted on: Mar 25, '08

Six elephants on a mango tree!

WARNING: Reading the post may give you a mild mind attack.... you may also be overcome by a desire to kill Novacaine. If that be the case, you can stick pins on a voodoo doll of me.

I called a friend last night, but he was on another call. He called back at 1 am when I was almost in the La La land. At that ungodly hour, my friend was taking a stroll having a cigarette. I asked him a stupid question... 'What? At 1 am? Why?' He got irked as if it was unnatural of an insomniac smoker to do that. So he replies, 'Kyunki aaj mere tiffin mein gobi ke parathe thhe'. That totally woke me up. And I said, 'Huh?' This is the explanation...

Teacher asks a student, "I have a mango tree. There are 12 oranges on that tree. If I take 6 apples away from that, how many grapes will be left on the tree?"
Student: Sir, there'll be six elephants left on the mango tree
Novacaine: Uhh...
Teacher: Absolutely correct! How do you know the answer?
Student: Kyunki aaj mere tiffin mein gobi ke parathe thhe.

Novacaine: Quiet for 5 seconds post the mind attack
Friend: Hahahahaha

I rest my case. If I were with my friend, I'd have touched his feet in sheer reverence. The most ridiculous joke I ever heard from anyone. Respect

Tags: comedy, fun, humor, pj, joke, fropper

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MALANA2000 said:
r u joking.....?

March 30, '08

King-Bulls-Ring said:
A desire to Kill a painkiller.. perhaps after reading the joke..!!! Then changed mind so we can have more of these..
That is Lateral Thinking and kids are good at that...

March 26, '08

sonikudi37 said:
ha ha
driver gobi ka phool leke aa gaya aur uska edible arrangement dabbe me pakar kisika dil murza gaya!!!

March 26, '08

chithrajust said:
after my own heart! wow! good one!!!

March 26, '08

lamniformes said:
HEE HEE HAA HAWW HAAW....

March 25, '08

sgsweb said:
mOsT aMaZiNg jOkE mY dEaR dHaVl.... iTS SO STUPID THAT i AM ROFL....

March 25, '08

Bharathselvan said:
Good one nova, Dhaval!No intention to kill u!!!

March 25, '08

soundspot said:
gobi parathas \m/

March 25, '08

Devils_Pride said:
Hi Estranged07.. even i am speechless by this most ridiculous joke.. nova i wanna kill you for sharing this with us...

March 25, '08

prashantnaik2000 said:
coool one.....

March 25, '08

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