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Posted on: Mar 27, '08

Why hate Dogs?

Hello folks,

This is in reply to comments posted by you in My Eights blog (Incase your have not read it already, please do so as you may not understand this explanation).

So much disappointment for canine lovers out there!

My sincere apologies to Earmarkedfortrouble, Busybee, Shubhra, et al. Thanks Sazzy for turning me around. Thanks Soni, SGS and Marki. You write so well.

Don’t take me wrong, Bakras is most misunderstood these days. May be his days are numbered.

I respect dogs than anybody else, particularly underdogs who attract no attention from anybody, are my favs.

They are my fellow four legged creatures. They are all created equal but do not live equal. Like humans, some dogs enjoy a lavish and affluent lifestyle.

Dog is the man’s best friend and in my case a bitter adversary too.

I am a dog lover myself. I had a she-dog named Sofie (A cute Lhasa apso), which went missing one day. Only I know how much I missed my cute Sofie.

On many occasions I applied Soframycin to my deceased street dog Leader’s wounds, who never refused to fight those trespassers of his own kind.

I also don’t forget teaming with the Air Commodore who used to carry scores of chapattis just to feed those stray dogs who helped him keep his airstrip bird-free.

In spite of all this, I have a personal acrimony for the unfortunate canine in my neighborhood.

It is a nice Terrier, it plays with me, retrieves the ball I throw and even insists that I play the Frisbee with him clinging to it with his teeth. Even it offers to lick my face with the same tongue with which if savors assorted butts.

Still I harbor huge revulsion and resentment for the poor being.

I am not Jesus Christ to forgive his deeds committed by him in complete innocence.

Though I pity him, I just can’t ignore him.

The every day story begins somewhat like this.

I wash my car daily. Everybody does it. Right? I do it with extra caution since I just can’t bear a dirty car. I wash it and dry it like my baby. With additional care. I don’t mind getting underneath and wash the stains and mud.

Once it is dry I inspect for stains on windshield, window glasses, if there are any, I wipe them sparkling clean like an artist giving finishing touches to his final work.

Somewhere in between my inspections and finishing touches, my rabid opponent comes in stealth mode. Quietly he inspects from a distance and waits till I turn back. He comes, scans around, sniffs the driver side font door handle and Piss….. Piss…. he sprays.

I just wonder, he is endowed with such colossal compression strength that the spray gets right upto the window glass. Neatly forming a deposit of translucent coating.

His day’s mission is magnificently accomplished.

He then Scratches the floor with his hind legs straightens his tail, lifts chin up, sniffs in the air and walks over in triumph with perhaps a sense of conquest over the hapless Bakra.

At times I notice his intentions and try to coerce him away.

He is so clever, pretends to be submissive. He lays belly up and offers to play wagging his tail. After a brief recess he appears again.

It is obvious that my heart sinks and my balls flare up.

No use anyway. He is busy elsewhere far off from my reach.

My predicament is comprehensible.

How to get into the car? How would I open the door without touching it?

In extreme bewilderment and nausea I pull my hair. Wondering if he is responsible for my unforeseen hair loss.

If my neighbor notices it, the poor fellow smiles and offers to wipe it with a wet towel. He even chains it but it is not possible to keep him contained all the time.

I tried many options washing my baby before going to bed and putting a cover on it but to no avail, he gets into the cover and does the job.

I even tried Baygon spray, expecting he would dislike its pungent aroma, poor me, he doesn’t mind it. My neighbor himself advised against it as the solvent in it may damage the metallic paint.

Bakra is mad, incensed and aghast. Losing a battle, losing confidence and losing friends. My neighbor doesn’t wish to abandon the poor being for my friendship.

Well Buddies, Don’t just laugh, suggest me some workable alternatives.

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indianyogi4uCAP said:
Khali itna hii kahoonga; jaisi karni vaisii bharni......
Tumm bhi kissi pei pisssssss karte hogei; joh yeh tumhein phull bhogna purr rahaa hai~~~~~

GGGRRRRIIINNNNNNNNNNN

November 01, '08

CoolNina said:
Funny and awesome. You write so well boy. I love this blog.

June 23, '08

nandya said:
sorry BB,we have not any solution. sochate raho.

June 17, '08

manisha_bhattacharya said:
If all the comments and advise from the others has not yet solved your problem, let me know...

June 09, '08

whirlwind2000 said:
your sense of humour simply uncanny !!!

June 06, '08

whirlwind2000 said:
GET ANOTHER ONE A BITCH !!!! HA HA HA ! WILL SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS !!!

June 06, '08

eternalessencefoever said:
heheh, overpowered by a dog?? i like that...ur tale sounds like my fav Tom N Jerry where u r Tom n ofcourse the dog is Jerry!!

June 06, '08

harsh7901 said:
make him ur friend seemed to be the best solution n i hope he's not bothering u now..

May 03, '08

chithrajust said:
i agree all the way with my impish twin sazzyme; your SOH rocks guy; and let me send a hug or two your way, at the risk of being kicked on my butt by padma; ha haaaaaaaaaaa

to all those who've been very very serious about this blog, ---------come on guys, let go, will ya; this is just on the lighter vein; and a darn sight on the humourous side; just laugh a bit and then go back to loving your dogs

April 13, '08

munmun333 said:
buck up....MR. BAKRA

March 31, '08

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