Long back,
A person who sacrificed his sleep,
Forgot his family,
Forgot his food,
Forgot laughter were called "Saints"

But now they are called...

"IT professionals"

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An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:

"If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has
fallen off"

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Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..

Love is always present...

It's just that,
One loves too much,

And

The other loves too many.
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Employee: Boss, now i have got married..! Please increase my
salary..!

BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the
company..!
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Philosophy of life
At the begining of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,

Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!
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What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new

And

Just few hours left for your exams..!
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Jus4Fun
Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask more questions that a wise
man cannot answer"

No wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!

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Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?

Shopkeeper: Oh sure...@! How about this card, it says "To the only
boy I ever loved!"

Girl: That's good, Give me 12 of them..!
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After reading the form filled by an applicant...

The employer said: "WE do have an opening for you..!

Applicant: What is it?

Interviewer: It's called the "door..!"
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A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company...

Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee...

..... Leave them to us

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