Posted on: Apr 29, '08

Break-Off Letter Ever
>
> soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a
> letter from his
> girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
>
> ........................
>
> Dear Ricky,
>
> I can no longer continue our relationship. The
> distance between us is just
> too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you
> twice, since you've been
> gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
> I'm sorry.
> Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
>
> Love, Becky..............
>
> .................
>
> The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow
> soldiers for any snapshots
> they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or
> ex-girlfriends. In addition to the picture of
> Becky, Ricky included all the
> other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected
> from his buddies. There
> were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this
> note:
>
> ..................
>
> Dear Becky,
>
> I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the
> hell you are.
> Please take your picture from the pile, and send
> the rest back to me.
> Take Care,
>
> Ricky
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