We have all heard about the 'bathroom singer' but what the hell is a 'bathroom ezBlogger'? It's actually a no-brainer. People like me who have, in the past, written but not published are 'bathroom ezBloggers'. Are you one of them? If so, don't wait, get your stuff out & gather an audience !

Here is something I penned down a while ago. Everyone may not understand but if you are a Fropper Relationships user, you might. If you do, humor me and leave a comment. If you think that it should stay in the 'bathroom', well, stuff it ! Because it is already out !

Me? Buzzbee and I have a plan
Especially for you to form a clan!
Ready? But don't bee greedy.
Slow and steady does better than the Speedy!

Join! Let all see your splendid style.
In a profile that extends your personality for a mile
Seek your favorites and make them shine
Shortly you’ll bee buzzing, ooh so fine

People, places, philosophy and more
This is home to topics galore
Pursue a few, maybe develop a crush
It’s so much fun but don’t be in a rush

If all goes well
Then wishes will turn swell
Else, don’t just sit there, update your profile
Or surely you’ll be forgotten in a while

Buzz, buzz, buzz, its bee time now
Add fun-facts to make all say ‘wow’
Come on put up that photo
Then you’ll surely win the lotto

Remember the crush?
Start posting in a rush
And don't forget, it's always Beetime
Start buzzing double time

Sooner or later, a buzz will come
That will cause your tongue to go numb
Goodbye! Beetime.
Hello! Primetime.

Upgrade! Upgrade! Upgrade!
Otherwise you will need a grenade
Now you can send cool messages
And write inspirational passages.

No one’s stopping you, go on mingle
Its adieu to being single
Finally, don't be fickle
Remember to give me a tinkle.

Tags: poem, bathroom, ezblogger, ezblog, fropper