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Posted on: May 02, '08

PONDERISMS

Wishing all a fun filled weekend...Friday is time to feel GOOD...TGIF

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

PONDER AND LEMME KNOW !!!

Tags: smile, tickle, ponder, ponderism, fun, laughter

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bandah001 said:
Amazing !!! So different so good. Congrats.......

May 13, '08

daisyann26 said:
nice post my dear

May 13, '08

sriangood said:
The members are do not semm to be in a mood for serious discussions.

With great sorrow, I draw your attention to the fact that it is the firvolous that draws the crowd. I apologise for this comment ... to all sincere members.

This should have had 3400 comments by now rather than thirty four.

Once again these are my opinion and are not meant to cast any aspersions.

May 11, '08

sriangood said:
A nice bit of introspection and really difficult questions.

Please give us time before pondering on further issues....lol

The right kind of blog - humorous, thought provokig and very well presented.

May 09, '08

whirlwind2000 said:
FOOD FOR THOUGHT ! WHY MORE PEOPLE DIE OF EATING THAN GOING HUNGRY ???????

May 09, '08

tenjade_destiny said:
Curiosity is one of the permanent and certain characteristics of a vigorous mind. I can see all my sweet frns here loved this mental exercise ...

*********SOME MORE FROM MY SIDE**************r />
* Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

* Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

* If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

* Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

* Why is it that most nudists are people you don’t want to see naked?

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

AND FINALLY

I AM A NOBODY, AND NOBODY IS PERFECT: THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT.

May 08, '08

rackon said:
Hi
It is really a wonderful collection and it really make me laugh and think and i appreciate u keen and funloving presentation of reality in a humourous way.
rackon

May 07, '08

bindu74 said:
hi sumedha too good

May 05, '08

ebby2007 said:
great stuff..the best ones were the ones with the winks !!

May 04, '08

AmarG78 said:
Thanks ,
Sumeda Dear

May 04, '08

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