Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
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>Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the
>other
>is husband !
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>I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted
>cash.
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>Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without.
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>True friends stab you in the front.
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>Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
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>Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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>Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
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>Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it
>anyway.
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>My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
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>Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
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>A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the
>same person.
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>You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
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>Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for
>you.
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>Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they
>have to say something.
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>They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to
>speak.

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