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Posted on: May 10, '08


 Newton laws

Newton in Romantic Mood......





Universal law of Love:

“Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money”

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First law of Love:

“a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. "

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Second law of Love:

“the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. "

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Third law of Love:

“The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping."

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tenjade_destiny said:
hehe, new theories coined, nice n hilarious

May 12, '08


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daisyann26 said:
OK

May 11, '08


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soha4794 said:
well this is very funny and very true too......

May 10, '08


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south9468 said:
i knew this

May 10, '08

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