Posted on: May 11, '08
I HAVE THE COOLEST MOM ON EARTH...DO YOU???
There are many positive points to humour in relationships. Many blogs have already been added on MOTHER'S DAY on a very serious note. 
Of course the relationship between a mother and a child is always divine and absolute. when we say MOTHER, MOM, MUMMY, it creates a sketch of a realtionship which is purely emotional, nothing could be deleted, nor could be added. 
I have just tried to bring the humourous part of the relationship. Hope you enjoy this with happy or neutral disposition. It's just an attempt to lighten the mood and to tell MY MOTHER that she is the best MOM of the world. So put a smile on your face read it and spread the humor. 
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 
My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep up that crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM."Just look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 
My mother taught me about WEATHER."This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY."If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE."I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
My mother taught me BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have the wonderful parents you do." 
My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 
My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Were you born in a barn?"
My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
Perhaps my favorite:
My mother taught me about JUSTICE "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you..... 
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