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Posted on: May 31, '08

It's murder of English language. But Too Funny. Just Read It.

Dear Friend's This is Not a Blog post, just for fun,
So If you have any examples same kind of This Please Leave in the Comment's.
thanks...

See, how people write leave Applications.
It's murder of English language. But Too Funny.

The Leave Applications

•An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."
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•From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."
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•Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
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• From an employee
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave."
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• Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
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• An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
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• A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
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• Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."
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• Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
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• Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
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• A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.

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Ritufirst said:
i likeed, i ate, idigested......felt energetic after reading. "thenkoooo for sering thet .i will not do like this mistics"......ritu

June 15, '08

south_dehli said:
nice

June 12, '08

vinay1966love said:
VERY NICE DEAR
ITS A COOL EFFORT , AND A DEVIATION FROM STANDARD JOKES , SO IT IS A SOOTHING BLOG.
VERY NICE
LOVE
VINAY

June 01, '08

shiva-4u462 said:
Its really speacial comment on how we use the language in tissuepaper manner.
Thanks for permitting me to get it notice.

May 31, '08

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