Posted on: Mar 21, '07
World Cup Fever
Cricket Fever is on.. Many pundits have been proven wrong after the matches of Pak(v/s ireland) n India.
But as usual i'll see lighter side of this extravaganza 
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Presenting for the first time on Fropper..... World-Cup Jokes........
(a little info abt matches in WC will help u njoy joke ...only a LITLLE .....
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Q: Which West-Indian Cricketer is not so STRAIGHT??
A: Chris GAY-le
After a tremendous Century against Scots, the Australian Skipper was gasping... Now i wud like to call him Ricky PANTING...
Q: What did Sachin exclaimed when he saw no grass on pitch??
A; Aaila PLAIN !!!!
The other Night Freddie drunk n danced... NOw i wud like to cal this dance as ...
BOOZY-WOOZY...
He first yelled for sore elbow n then for knee-trouble ..I rather call Shoiab as
Shoiab ACTOR.
Q; What did Hindustan Time squalled for all World-Cup participants?
A: Let there ..be FIGHT
After defeating one of the runners for World-Cup campaign ie. Pak, this country is so rightly deserved to be called IRE-LAND. (IRE => a strong emotion)
Bangladesh Tigers Roared ... Team India Soared.
How ironical !!!! Against India, all BERMUDA-ians (BERMUDA => Half-Pant) PANTed !!!
Against England, i reckoned all BLACK CAPS were in NEW-ZEAL(and)!!
After defeating England, NZ asked minnow Kenya ...... KEN YA beat us???
NZ win over Kenya was TAYLOR-MADE....
(Taylor a NZ player was MOM)
Q; After a shock defeat by Bangladesh, what did MS Dhoni grumbled ......
A; (d)HONI ko kaun taal sakta hai....
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more to come as tournament progress...
Tags: england, sachin, ponting, shoiab, cricket, pakistan, india, world cup, dhoni, flintoff
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