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Posted on: Jun 13, '08

It all started (the troubles..) with D for.... (tagged)

It all started (the troubles) with the D for Double or Dabble or Dribble or whatever...

KILK here to see the Origin

And doubled by Novatag

And here comes the Bull with his game:

1. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Eyes. They tell it all....
Normally I look into the eyes first.
Some say ‘Hey old man, I know I am gorgeous, but don’t you have any intentions’.
Some say ‘I am just a friendly girl and expect you to be friendly as well and nothing else’.
Some others say ‘Why you are looking just through my eyes, when there other places to look at..!!!’
Normally I gauge the message within seconds and then I will decide whether I should continue or not.
And if the feedback from my brains is ‘safe’ then I proceed…!

2. Who of the opposite sex- would you want to be with if you were deserted on an island?

Well, in a deserted island, I guess I should be with Mallika Sheravat, as there would be less clothes left....!
Or is it Kareena Kapoor who would need to eat once a week...!
Or may be it should be Daryl Hannah, who could Splash for me as a mermaid when I need..!
Or may be a coconut tree-climbing-native-tribal-girl, who could help me fix few breakfasts.

Well, I will go for anyone of these whichever is available at that time.

3. What turns you on about the opposite sex?

A bright uninhibited smile, ear to ear.
Should be bubbly bubbly and giggly giggly, like you throw a bunch of crystals on a glass platen…
That’s what fair sex is designed for, in my opinion.

4. What turns you off?

This is easy.
Impatience. Never listens me out..!!!
Haven’t seen one single female yet in my life, who would listen me out fully, up to the last word I have to say and then reply / react.
Why girls are so impatient and always assume the last part of what you want to say before you say it and act on it…
This just turns me off, shuts me down, closes me out….

For example,

When I say to a girl -

"I-am-a-man-so-you-gotta-fall-flat-on-your-face-and-obey-me-**-*-****."

Before I could complete the *ed portion of this, her face becomes red, and next second she’s gone, (to know the last part of what I said to the girl, please go to the end of this blog…..)

5. Some Froppites have their real picture on the profile and some don't but just going by their blogs/ comments/ scraps who do you think is the hottest female (male bloggers answer this) and male blogger (female blogger answer this)?

OK. Here I know one female, (Still not sure if female or not,… coz no foto on zone you see…. by just going by her blogs/ comments/ scraps etc…) blogger, who I think is the Hottest.
       a. Just warm if you are in a different city, hot if you in her city and Red hot if you are with her –Don’t get yourself burns.. keep safe distance…
                      - Dagny- 1000degC-Sharma.

     b. Now, keep warm category, I have few more, that include, but not limited to, and not in any order –
                   Sazzy Me (cozy like a polar-bearskin furcoat),
                  Novacaine (refreshing like a French Champaign),
                  Chitrajust (Namkeen Kurkures),
                  Nike123 (gentle like a Tender Coconut).

Book Worm Game:
My book: The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown
Page 123 – skip over first 5 sentences. Here are the next three sentences.
As Sophie accelerated, Langdon sensed she was formulating a plan. Dead ahead, at the end of Champs-Elysées, stood the Arc de Triomphe—Napoleon's 164-foot-tall tribute to his own military potency—encircled by France's largest rotary, a nine-lane behemoth.

Sophie's eyes were on the rearview mirror again as they approached the rotary. "We lost them for the time being," she said, "but we won't last another five minutes if we stay in this car."

So steal a different one, Langdon mused, now that we're criminals. "What are you going to do?"
Sophie gunned the SmartCar into the rotary. "Trust me."

Don’t know what to do with these lines, as it was part of a hot-pursuit… Except the last 2 words Sophie said, Langdon did that and you knew the consequences….!!!!

Whom I tag – (Here I am gonna rope in some great writers down here….)

Shekhar56
Last_O_Mohicans
myworld07
nike123

Dagny's Rules:
1.Answer all the questions or none at all.
2. Don't be shy. Bindaas bol!
3. Number of people you tag must be in multiples of three (3, 6, 9, 12, 900000000000, etc)
4. Give the link of the original post. Dagger Tagger's post that is.

Epilogue:
Go back to Point No.3, in 'what turns you off'

what I said to the girl was –

I-am-a-man-so-you-gotta-fall-flat-on-your-face-and-obey-me-

or-I-will…!!!

Tags: humour, humor, men, women, girls, female, male

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shakosh said:
Well presented views...enjoyed reading

And guess you did a great job tagging Last O Mohicans...Great job both of you

June 20, '08

manisha_bhattacharya said:
superb!!!

June 17, '08

King-Bulls-Ring said:
take the whole tribe...!!! not a bad idea... must take some lessons from Jim Carry though...

June 16, '08

King-Bulls-Ring said:
Bakra is Bull's fan...!!!

Great feeling.. All credit goes to the 1000 Deg. Lady.. To bring together such a wonderful group of people with one single 'tag'..!!!

June 16, '08

BrainyBakra said:
Big Bull !! Whatta post, Dude

And Bakra is your fan from now on

Hey girls, No doubt this man is something unique. The eyes, the crystals, the coconuts and finally the 1000 degrees - Perfect ingredients for a nuclear explosion.

Bakra is perplexed

King Bull, aptly named

Wonderful post, dude

***** 5 Stars for your superb style *****

June 16, '08

solarflare said:
woo wooo wooo !!!!cool post! ...

take the whole tribe... more fun that way..

June 16, '08

wits-end said:
i really like that dig at kareena..totally in keeping with the other foody stuff u've included. nice one, kb!

June 14, '08

LovelyStars said:
hahahah...nice to know some sexy ideas hidden behind serious face.

June 14, '08

King-Bulls-Ring said:
Folks, Thanks a ton... Its my pleasure to be with you all, play games and relive the childhood, youth-hood and the adulthood and now the old-man-hood all together at the same time....
Credit goes to Dagny the Tagny...

June 14, '08

chithrajust said:
----------champagne, tender coconut, kurkure--------what a foody you're KB!!! tks buddy, for honouring me

------and though everyone has said it, i've got no choice but to repeat it--------your last line takes the cake!!! --------and YOU take the cake for your brave honesty-------you're the only one who's mentioned names for all the questions! great post----enjoyed it

June 13, '08

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