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Posted on: Jun 27, '08

Preity Zinta's hero is a snake!

Aye, you guys... I'm not talking about Ness Wadia. But you have to listen to this. In Deepa Mehta's next movie 'Heaven on Earth', Preity Zinta plays a Punjabi housewife in an abusive marriage with an Indo-Canadian man. Sounds like 'Provoked'. But, here is the difference. Unlike Ash in Provoked who saves herself by killing her husband, guess who is the damsel in distress' sahara! A SNAKE!!

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Check out the photo first of all. ROFL. Of course, the tabloid has morphed it. But after this movie, I think Preity would be ready to play Shiv ji in a film.

Even funnier is the script climax! You gotta read it!

"Except for these two, I have not touched any adult of the male sex." LOL. ROFL. LMAO. I'd like to see the part where she checks the gender of the snake. Would be interesting.

"If I am lying, let the cobra bite me." Move over, lie detector here comes a new device - King Cobra! In courtroom dramas also the Bhagwad Gita can be replaced by the snake! 'Main is saanp pe haath rakh ke kasam khaata hoon...' Trust me that would work. No one will dare to lie!

Sounds like an 80's formula film. What's with the snake crawling up and spreading its hood over Preity's head and there being a glow around them? And Preity was excited to play this role?

"The shooting of the climax sequence was an ordeal for the cast as well as the crew. Anyone doing such a demanding role would have lost the common sense of things but Preity kept her cool and behaved like a professional."

I think the snake had a more demanding role than Preity!

This is a Deepa Mehta film?? The same lady who directed 'Fire', 'Water' and 'Earth'? C'mon, man!

Tags: film, films, bollywood, preity, zinta, preity zinta, deepa mehta, deepa, mehta, aishwarya rai, aish, ash, aishwarya, rai

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dogtag666 said:
LOL dis is good stuff...

July 02, '08

tenjade_destiny said:
rofl....pic adds to the pun

June 30, '08

metalhead2006TAU said:
I have not touched any adult of the male sex - ROFL, LMAO..ohh plizz gimme a break!!

June 28, '08

King-Bulls-Ring said:

To Hawkeye's interpretatation...<br /> Be sure the script writer would steal it in a whisker...

June 28, '08

Nike_123 said:
Oh wow!!! At least she bagged some role! I thought post her antics and wonderful expressions during the IPL, she'll stop getting film offers. IN fact, I thought she got into the IPL chakkar coz she was on the bench anyway...happy to know this!

June 28, '08

Last_O_Mohicans said:
Its nothing like you think.

Once upon a time, the snake had helped Preity. In return, Preity had offered to help the snake in any way she could. So the snake said: " I'll ask you when I need something."

T'was years later, Preity meets the same snake at the dump heap while throwing some trash out.

"Remember your promise?" the snake hissed. "Well, I want to get into the movies, but nobody wants to give me a chance without me first sleeping with them. Sheesh, talk about perversion!

I would have stood up to them and walked away from all this. If only I had a back bone!"

Anyways, I am calling in the favor u owe me. I want to be the leading man in your next movie...

You all know what happened next...

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That's how it all came to pass. Unlike you fropperites who think that Preity has gone the way of the rest of Bollywood selling out to cheap tricks to make some chump change.

She is just keeping a promise...

June 27, '08

saintnomuse said:
i think i have had enough of bollywood(yuck!!) and it's innuendos!

June 27, '08

earmarkedfortrouble said:
VIVA LA SHABASHII toh milli Deepa Mehta koh baakii subb Mein; Purr Peeseii toh 'FORMULA PHILLUMM' mein hii hain!!!!
KNO AGREE?????
GGGRRRRRIIINNNNN

June 27, '08

solarflare said:
hey! what's wrong with that.. we've had a fair share of snake fascination movies... and this is one more... though if yu look at it - may be it's supposed to potray the surreal .... hmmm.....

June 27, '08

Sunshine_Is_Here said:

June 27, '08

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