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Posted on: Jun 29, '08

"Nirvana"

                     "The following is based on my comprehension and perceptions on the subject.One may or may not agree,fully or partially.I do'nt intend to hurt anyone.I am also not responsible for any resemblance to anyone or any situation."
                                                                         Ashutosh.

                              Lopamudra and Agastya were sitting ,facing each other.Agastya was waiting for the interview which Lopamudra was going to seek.

                   " Shall I begin,my Lord?"
                   " Welcome Priya!You are all knowing and all pervading.You are Adi Shakti Kundalini.You are divine mother.You have seen the begining and you would see the end ot the universe. Why this interview?"
                 " Well! I am a woman and you, my husband, must answer all my questions."
                 " Of course, I will answer all your questions.However, you are not an ordinary woman.You have found your man(soulmate) within. You are Para-Vidya. Why questions?"
                   "Either answer my questions or shall I go away?"
                   The monk was not surprised.He rememberd when Goddes Parwati got confused and the Lord Shiva had to answer all her questions.
                   " My Priya: I know the state of mind you are in." " I will answer all your questions."
                   Smile was playing on her lips.
                   " Swami: You are not an ordinary man, and as you said just now, I am not an ordinary woman, and that I have found my 'Purusha' within me.Then iike an ordinary man, why you created me?Have you not found your soulmate within you?Why did you ever need a woman?And if you do'nt mind, I have heard that you used to use your hands to satiate your lust? If that is so, why on earth they call you a yogi who is deathless?"
                   The monk was unmoved.He realised that these questions deserved proper answers and had to be silenced for ever.He was also aware that publication of this interview would do more good than harm to the common masses.
                  " Oh my Priya": "Thanks for such an interview". " I am sure, the divine mother is speaking through your mouth."
                 " Let me explain as to why I had to create you." "Do you know the story of your own creation?"
                  "No my Lord.But this is surprising.I do'nt know who are my parents and uptill now, this thing never crossed my mind.Please tell my about my parents and also tell me why I never remembered and had no longing for my parents?"
               " Priya, you would understand everything.True this is that I used to use my hands, but that was not for pleasure. That I used to do to give an outlet to the surplus energy which, otherwise, would go on accumulating, not conductive to my good health, spiritual as well as physical."
               " Yes, my Lord! I can understand this. Even I getup at night and ,leaving you behind, go uphill and in the silence of the night,start roaring like a tigress thus releasing the surplus."
               " Yeah! I know that. We have to do that kind of things even now. So I used to use my hands. But that was an animal thing to do, an insult to the female kind.Thus I decided to get married so that I could release my surplus by meanse of 'Bhairavi Sadhna'.I asked Lord Brahmma to find me a suitable match."
                "There is no suitable match for you my son." He said.
"You have to create her by means of yajna."
                 " I came back and collected the five elements and breathed the life force into the solid mass of a female body.And thus you came into being.I gave you the name of Lopamudra.I brought you up and soon you grew into a young beautiful woman.We got married.Do I have to remind you?"
                 "Oh yes, I do remember,my Lord!"
                " You were born with no memories, for this was your first birth, and as you were born out of a divine Yajna, you were already enlightened.You are a part of the divne mother. carrying along with you no Samskaras and no volitions.You are a free soul.That's why the idea of parents never crossed your mind.Shall I go in detail, or that's enough?"
                 "That's enough my Lord." But ," if you do'nt mind....."
                 "Go ahead, my sweetheart!"
                  "You are hardly 5 ft and have a huge round pot for your belly. You are not a pretty sight to look at. Then why like an ordinary man on earth, you created Lopamudra, that is, me , the most beautiful woman on earth?You would have gone for an ordinary woman? Is'nt that a question mark?Are you not like an ordinary, nothing like a man ,on earth, who always needs a fresh piece?Were you not, when you created me, thinking about my secrete body parts?Were you not over 50 when you created me? Why then you created a young girl in lieu of an aged, ugly filthy black woman? Why men are all alike? Please tell me why did you ever need Bhairvi sadhna?" Can't a man exploit a woman in the name of Bhairvi Sadhna?"
                "   What is your profile name on the Fropper, Priya?"Ha!Ha!
                 "  Do'nt laugh at me Swamin! You know I am on the Fropper and I would send you a friend request too. But for now, answer my questions...pleeeease!"
                   "You were not born for my pleasure. No woman is born for giving pleasure to a man. When I created you, all that was on my mind was chemistry and no Physics. As I told you, this is your first birth, you did not carry any hereditary and genetic things.And beliieve me my sweet heart, no woman could ever be ugly.I told you I created you for our Bhairvi Sadhna. I never needed a female for my pleasure. But I needed a soulmate so that both of us find an outlet and set an example for the rest- an ideal couple.I had, many births ago,discovered my own female(within) , and in deep meditation, I regularly get connected and have my speritual union, that is , Atma-Rati.

                                "can I interrupt you?"
                  " Yes please!"
                    "Then why do we often do Bhairvi Sadhna? Are you not hungry for my body?Do'nt you want to feel the physical proximity of my body?Do'nt you want to make love to other women?I have every reason to doubt you."
                 " You can never be wrong my dearest. I know, you are divinely innocent. Thanks to Fropper where they are sharing all kinds of views.You read the blogs and relevant questions naturally come-up."
                   " Why we often do that thing?"
                   "Well, as I told you, I do'nt need a woman for my pleasure.I needed a woman for my Bhairvi Sadhna."
                  " I sit on Padmasana and you are on my lap. And we remain like that for hours on end.We never try to do anything. We just watch whatever is happening.After a while, we feel a vacuum and the desire for pliasure is no more.The energy moves up the spine. Soon the moment arrives when both of us feel shudderings and then we die a conscious death for a fraction of a second.That moment takes us into a state of breathlessness and that, in turn, means timelessness.Breathlessness means deathlessnes and egolessness and this state of mind is called ' No-Mind'.And when we are able to hold on to the state of No-Mind for longer intervals,we advance forth on the spiritual and evolutionary scale.Can Nirvana be far away?"
                  Do'nt I ask to fix your gaze between the eyebrows?"
                  Do'nt you feel the cool energy crawling up your spine?
                  Do'nt you achieve the state of no-mind every time?
                  Do'nt you feel that both of us are advancing on the scale?"
                " Yes, yes, yes my Lord...!"
                 " That's it! "The monk needed a pause.
                " Now I understand my Lord as to why you created me and what is the main purpose of Bhairvi Sadhna?"
                 "Transformation through yoga,that is, union of male-female bodies ."
                 Lopamudra was silent for some time. Then she proceeded further....
                 "Why both man and woman are not happy as couples?
                 Why they are having extra marrital affairs?
                 Why they can't live in peace with each other?
                 What is the main reason for this chaotic state of affairs?"
               " Not their fault. "The monk said."They get attached to each other due to opposite sexual attraction and the rest is taken for granted.That does'nt mean that they have found their soul mates.And untill they find a soul mate, wandering would never come to an end.A happy couple is a rare thing on earth. And the institution of marriage is the worst social invention."
                 " What do you mean, my Lord?" She exclaimed! "Even gods get married! How come the marriage could be looked down upon?"
                " Oh my dearest," the monk interrupted." Let us consider our own case. We do'nt have a marriage certificate. We do'nt have our address proof and there is no photo id. You do'nt know even your own parents.According to modern social and legal norms, we are not married. We are living together and that is not legitimate.But are we not the happiest couple?Where is the marriage? We are the happiest couple because we are soul mates. Is'nt it?"
                " But you are encouraging free sex." Lopamudra said.
               " What is wrong with free sex? Do we want a happy society or What????"
               " Marriage means a forced peaceful? co-existence and that is height of hypocrisy. Even after marriage, one must move on when the situation calls for. The purpose of marriage is reproduction and helping each other for spiritual transformation.But if the marriage is outliving it's utility, what is the sense of pulling on???"
               " Can a woman live without a man if she moves on?"
                "Yes, a woman can live without a man, or atleast she can wait untill she finds a soulmate.I emphatically insist that she must go on waiting......"
                " Oh my Lord ! Now one last question."
                " A friend of mine wants to drive the car.What does she mean? I feel that by driving a car, she wants to suggest something deeper than that."
                 "Of course she means deeper than that.Actually she wants women on the driver's seat and she wants to enjoy the initiative."
               " But men say women are not good drivers.They are not as efffieient with their hands and ......when it comes to driving." And their judgement is not sound!"
               " Ha! Ha!Ha! They are absolutely wrong. I want to see the women on the driver's seat and the sooner is the better."
              " But then it hurts male ego! "She demanded.
             "  A male wih ego is not a male. He is a swine, you see?"
              " So what is your messege, my Lord ?"
                " Seek a soulmate and the rest is just a matter of time".
               " Thanks a lot my Lord. Can I publish this interview on the Fropper as my blog?"
                 "Of course ,yes. Wish you good luck, my sweety!"
                 " Okay...My Lord. Now the interview is over.Please give yourself a nice wash and let me prepare some food for us.What would you like to have for the supper? "
                 " Who cares? But forget not to send me a friend request."

                 Lopamudra was happy.She was waiting for the monk and also for the state of no mind.

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Garret2000 said:
Ahutosh,

LOPAMUDRA..

Do they make them anymore..??

Great evocation of physical, spiritual, psychological, etc etc narration..

Great insight..

Great post..

Where is Lopamudra..??

Does she have a phone number..??

Kudos

Cheers
Garret

November 10, '08

CancerSA said:
Hey Ashu, finallllllllly made it to your blog my friend and guess what its 2.15 a.m. here and I have to be up at 5 to welcome Monday morn hahaha BUT most specifically I need my wits and sharp razor mind to comment on this awesome brilliant superb, mindblowing post! So will be back in a couple of hours!

October 06, '08

sazzyme said:
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my head hurts reading that stuff...

neverthless tis darn good..EXCELLENT...
whoever wouda thought..all those heave duty philosohical stuff can be well packaged in unassuming humour pills?

good one dude

October 01, '08

Gutz24 said:
Commendable post!

A perfect blend of social,psychological,pseudo-religious elements blended with liberal splash of the mysterious mythological ideologicals.Kudos to Agastya to have created a woman like Lopamudra...Pray that Lopa can do the same honours in creating the perfect man every woman secretly craves for in her life.....SOUL MAte to Cell MAte... Here again we see the MCP attitude od Agastya ji....that holds true with every man around us....Lopa is indeed an ideal woman who holds the Live IN relationship with the true innocence and vulnerability....

Issues RAISED are truly thought provoking stimulating enough to feed further posts

MARRIAGE or MIRAGE ,LIVE-IN RELATIONSHIP or LEAVE-IN RELATIONSHIP,HARMONY IN BOREDOM or HARMONY IN IDEOLOGIES OF HINDRANCES AND DISAGREEMENTS.

............WeLL Ashutosh! indeed an orgasmic read that pervades through the realms of NIRVANA.....

October 01, '08

BrainyBakra said:
Whatta post dude! Cool and free flowing.

Cool as a breeze.... Bakra has drifted to trans and Kundalini invoked.....

Bakra is levitating ..................r />
Is it Nirvana......Froppergasm....... Or is it something else....

Lopamudra is cleverly invaded and overwhelmed by the potbellied saint not by looks but by words. Is this how all those old, hairy, potbellied monks netted beautiful ladies even King of gods, Indra, was jealous of !!

The story is well written and riveting to the end. But doesnt it prove that beautiful women (Blonds?!!) could be easily duped with impressive wit and sufficient homework ??!

Anyways, Chitra dug out a gem and it is too impressive. Thanks Chitra for sharing this masterpiece. Very funny, very cute and has depth.

***** Five stars for this cute writeup *****

July 08, '08

chithrajust said:
mmm------well, tks to fropper's new 'add-ons'; it said, 'Dagny Samrock has posted a comment on the post, Nirvana'; and i thought, if dags has posted a comment, then it must not only be blogworthy, but 'read worthy'--------and yes, it is! and she has said all that i wanted to say----------what are sistas for? ---------
---------humour, free flow, blend of old and new-------------PLUS------------there's a message-------good work!!!

July 07, '08

dagnysharma said:
Ashutosh,

Hi. You seem to have woven the tale with the dexterity of a true artist. Seamlessly blending the contemporary with the ageless and held together with wit.

I enjoyed reading this.

Cheers,

Dagny

July 07, '08

LovelyStars said:
What a wise play by monk!!!
Being known the innocense of Lopamudra, he controlled her and empowered her with his word power.

Lopamudra is here....where is monk???

July 06, '08

Mydream2008CAP said:
Thank you geeta ji.You are right.I knew your comment would be appropriate and to the point.You have understood Osho in the real sense.Thanks for your encouragement.

July 06, '08

geetsudha said:
hi aashu,i really hv to commend u for writing such a thoughtful post.u r right to understand that civilisation has killed love, marriage is much more than we think it is, sex is to b understood by us all,ppl like it becoz it takes them to the 'no mind' land rather than excitement of two bodies.where there is no mind,no ego, instead u hv luv,beauty,truth=nirvana.

July 06, '08

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