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Posted on: Jul 11, '08

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thoda sa aaj has lo …

Duniya Gol Hai:-----Chuha Billi se darta hai,Billi Kutte se dartihai,Kutta Aadmi se darta hai, Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai.!
Duniya Gol Hai..
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Ek sharabi marne laga tab bhagwan pratyaksh hoke "koi antim ichcha?"
sharabi- agle janam me ek liver extra laga dena....!
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Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baita...
Dusra macchar bola:- Waha kya ghar dunda hai..
Pehla macchar bola:- Ghar kaha re abi to sirf PLOT karida hai...
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Boy to girl:Hey if i climb this coconut tree, I can see Engg college girls.
Girl:Leave both the hands from there, U can see medical college girls..
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Judge-is sardar ke dono kan kaat do.
Sardar-nahin mai andha hojaunga.
Judge-kan katne se andha kaise hoga?
Sardar-chashma kya tere baap ke kan pe bethaunga
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Sardarji went to his neighbours house for function & had some snacks.
Sardar: CHAKLI Kitna different & tasty hai!
Neighbr: wo CHAKLI nahi, MOSQUITO COIL hai....
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Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class. Wt abt u..?
Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..! Wt abt u..?

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chennai4703 said:
ur right my friend ,sab such hai

September 09, '08

pradeepnayak2000 said:
good jokes for leasure hours

August 18, '08

Geeta2565CAP said:
Bahut achche jokes hai.

July 19, '08

jitender04 said:
hi frnd how are you

July 15, '08

jitender04 said:
vary fnei joks

July 15, '08

bubblychomu said:
Bahut Accha Hai Khoob Hasa Tha Main is lines ko pad kar , Haso Hasovo aur Hasthe raho
Keep Smilin !!!

July 14, '08

kapil4394 said:
Kisi mod pe akele na chodna,
Armano se bhare dil ko na todna,
Duniya begani hai to kya hua,
tamanna yehi hai ki aap hamari dosti na todn

July 14, '08

kapil4394 said:
Socha tha ek gulaab bhej du chaha tha dua salaam bhej du ja rhe ho agr ap sone to dil karta hai aapki palko me ek pyara sa khuwab bhej du

July 14, '08

jag666 said:
hahaha hey cool jocks dear

July 13, '08

Badal44 said:
Swati I have realy happy for your very nice jock.
I think you are a most pitty women.
can't forget me.
I really happy when you share every thing with me.

All the best.
Badal 44

July 12, '08

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