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Posted on: Jul 29, '08

PRICELESS WORDS

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. He looks around the room and sees that
it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
"Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping.
Love You!"

Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and
sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye
when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks,
"So, why is everything in order and so clean, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?
I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off,
you said,

"LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"

Moral
Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00
Broken crockery - $ 800.00
Breakfast - $ 10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk – "PRICELESS "

There are truly some things that both Money and Mastercard can't buy

Tags: lady, man, son, drunk, money, mastercard, breakfast, moral

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sweetspice37 said:
that would be nice if all man not only married but ones in a committed relantionship remember to say the right thing.

November 16, '08

manocarla said:
great one lovely superb...dream one

September 27, '08

nasha24 said:
ha ha ha its nice dear

August 13, '08

aerobicsGEM said:
good one ashu i liked it

August 06, '08

shriswami said:
ha...ha... very nice story ashu, and very intersting

August 05, '08

Robind21 said:
Good one. Gals came to know about boys in the absence/unconscious of boys. Some times they will all the truth about them and get a kick from her also....nice one

August 01, '08

lucizongo said:
fantastic history!! congratulation! lesson to learn is stop alcohol especially if married

July 30, '08

mona8873 said:
HI BRO ITS A NICE ONE KEEP IT UP

July 30, '08

Ritupant said:
fantastic.very intresting.

July 30, '08

Pratha_Vish said:
Ha! ha! A nice one. All drunkards should learn a lesson ehna.

July 30, '08

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