"Blogger of the Year" Mania

Today I came across a friend accouncing

Why he should be the Blogger of the Year in Fropper.

He said 
the mirror on the wall will inform

the person whether he/she is

Blogger of the year at Fropper.

So I decided to check my chances. Took leave from office saying urgent work, Then went to market and bought a well finished shining 6ft X 2ft mirror. With the help of carpenter, fixed it to the wall in my bed room. Sent out all my family members who were unable to get the idea why I got sudden interest in that big size mirror? OK…I was alone in the room, in front of the mirror.

I asked the mirror

“Mirror Mirror on the wall

Who’s the Blogger of the Year now?”

Waited for its reply. It didn’t utter a word. Waited for few minutes thinking it may be in thinking process. Yeah…to recollect those lakhs of Fropperites and selecting one among them may be difficult even for that mirror. Oops…even after 10 mins, I could not hear its reply. So, repeated my question once again.

“Mirror Mirror on the wall

Who’s the Blogger of the Year now?”

Even now I didn’t get the reply. But after watching the mirror for long time, I realized my over weight. May be it was laughing at my over weight rather than answering my question. I can’t bear any one commenting on my weight even it is mirror. So, said cut-iff to the mirror and started thinking on this award winning chances.


Wow…then I came to know about

another friend Nargis's awareness on

Who could be the Blogger of the Year.

Immediately contacted her.

But alas she said that

Person’s name includes the letter T.

Huh…I do not have T in Sneha.

My all hopes went to dust bin, my eyes filled with tears, almost ready to cry. Looking at my ready to collapse state, Nargis suggested this.

Sneha…No Problem.

Add T to your name like SnehaT.

Then you too get the chances of winning the race.

That’s it. Tears evaporated to air and face turned to smiles generated by hope developed in me regarding winning chances of Blogger of the Year award. I said Thanks to Nargis and came home.

Now I am SnehaT.

When I reached home, my family members were waiting to ask the mirror reason. I decided not to hide any thing from them. So, explained every thing. They too became excited. My mother told me that my neighbor Ramani knows some rules to follow to achieve success. Immediately I visited Ramani. After hearing my problem, she came to my home and checked every thing. My PC is in the study room. Above the PC, on the wall, long time back, I fixed Water Fall scenery which has got 3D effect. Whenever I look at it, I experience water falling in that area. Along with it, that music of water fall gives the real experience of water fall in the house. It gives me lot of relaxation. But, Ramani declared to remove it from that place. She said

“Water fall indicates fall in Status.

So, it should not be at that place.

As long as it is there, you will not get

Any chance of Blogger of the Year”


To tell you the fact, initially it was in my bed room. But, with this Ramani’s advice, I shifted it to this study room. At that time she said

“Water fall indicates fall in the Love Life.

So, it should not be placed in the bed room.

As long as it is there, you couple will

not enjoy the love cum sex life”


I decided to recommend the English dictionary people to remove this word FALL from the dictionary. Then, I contacted our Electronic Engineer to change the WATER FALL to WATER RISE. Believe me…its true.

Now, with music,

The water is rising over to Hill.

So, it is WATER RISE.

Ramani also nodded her head with appreciation because 
WATER RISE will RISE my status.

So, dear friends…

No need of breaking your heads.

I have WATER RISE at Home.

Soooooo

I, SnehaT, will be the winner in

Blogger of the Year Contest.


Sneha

PS: Some time back I wrote it at another site at the time of Blogger of year contest. Sharing here to bring smiles to all of you. 

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