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Posted on: Aug 24, '08

not so naughty jokes.....

sunday ka din thaa......
ek larkey ney apni girl friend ko phone kiya ....
suno darling tum jaldi sey ready ho jao ..main tumko leney aa raha hoon..hum long drive per jayengey..phir kisi baryah hotel main lunch karaingey .. aur phir movie dekhney jayengey.. dress circle key last row ki last seats key tickets lengey..
last row key last seats key tickets naa miley to... girl friend ney poochha....
to.. to.. to phir hum movie dekh lengey.......

ek sardaarjee apni wife aur bachon ke saath bus stand per kharey they..bus ayee to sardaarji ney apni wife sey kaha
bhagyewaan tu pappu, lalloo aur tinku ko leker chal main doosri bus sey kuku ko leker aata hoon ... wife ney kaha..kyon tum bhi isi bus sey chalo..sardaarjee ney kaha.. nahin aisa nahin ho sakta ..wife boli ..kyon..sardaarji boley arrey bewakoofa tu dekhti nahin bus per kyaa likha hai 'BUS DO YA TEEN BACHEY '

ek choudhry saheb ka jab paanchvaan (5th) beta paida huaa to choudhry saheb ney apney doston aur rishteydaaron ki dawat ki khoob biryani aur kabab chaley ..sab ney khoob jamker dabaya khana khaaney ke baad choudhry saheb ney apney doston sey kaha ..yaaron merey betey ke liye koi acha saa naam batao.. ek dost ney poochha ..choudhry saheb aapkey beton key kyaa naam hain..woh boley ..ek ka naam hai barkat elahi..doosrey ka hai rehmat elahi.. teesrey ka hai shaaney elahi..chouthey ka hai..bus bus woh dost boley choudhry saheb aap apney paanchvain betey ka naam rakhdain" BUS KER EALHI"...

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NOOR1786 said:
SO FUNNY

August 26, '08

sumbul2cool said:

interesting jokes...but sardarji ki tarahn nhi karna ...ok

August 26, '08

sweetsense said:
Very funny jokes..keep it up so we get more doze of laughter.

August 26, '08

kapcool007 said:
nice jokes....

August 26, '08

Ibrahim5508 said:
nice jokes

August 25, '08

hana83 said:

August 25, '08

nimarLEO said:

August 25, '08

LoveZoneForLoverz said:
hey hi bro how r u ....and these jokes r really very funny bro keep on posting these types of jokes ........

August 24, '08

ashokthakur said:
very funny
enjoyed a lot
thanks

August 24, '08

diya1992 said:
cool

August 24, '08

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