When I joined School Here in Zurich, The First Day Of My Class Was So Amazing, Funny & Incredible.
Here Are Some Weird Theories & Proofs Which Creat An Incredible Migraine (Head-Ache) To A Normal Person.
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Theorem 1: 3=4 

Proof:
Suppose: a + b = c
This can also be written as:
4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3c
After reorganising:
4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3c
Take the constants out of the brackets:
4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)
Remove the same term left and right:
4 = 3

Hence Proved!
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Theorem2: 1=3 

Proof:
First we state that
1/2 closed door=1/2 open door
=>Closed door = Open door ......(1)

Also,
1/4 closed door = 3/4 open door
Multiply by 4 both sides..
=>1 closed door=3 open door

But
 by eqn. (1),we have closed door=open door
Therefore, 1 open door = 3 open door
Divide by open door on both sides...
Therefore we have 1=3
Hence proved
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Theorem 3: All Numbers are Equal. 

Proof:
Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then
a + b = t
(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b)
a^2 - b^2 = ta - tb
a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb
a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4
(a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^2
a - t/2 = b - t/2
a = b 
Therefore All Numbers Are Equal!
Proved!
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Theorem4: 1 Clever Person=1 Mad Person 

Proof:

Assume 1 clever person 

= 1/2 clever person + 1/2 clever persons 

( if one person is 1/2 clever that means he is 1/2 mad )

= 1/2 mad + 1/2 mad 

= 1 Mad.

Hence proved.


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FINALLY: LAST BUT NOT LEAST!

Theorem5: I'D HAVE TO KILL YOU!

Proof

Assume Your-Self! (A Bit Risky)

"I could tell you why
and it would thrill You.
I could tell you why
and it would chill You.
"Please tell me why,
O will You, will You?"
I could tell you why
but I'd have to kill You." 

Hence Proved!
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