Imagine what would happen if GOD installs Voice Mail in Heaven.

                                   
HAPPY 
    GANESH 
              CHATURTHI
             


Imagine what would happen if GOD installs Voice Mail in Heaven.
When you pray, you will get this response:

"Hi, Thank you for calling Heaven.

If you want to speak to -


Lord Ganesha - Press 1 

Lord Shiva - Press 2 

Lord Krishna - Press 3 ( Sorry, he is Busy with "Gopiyan " ) 

For a Directory of other Gods / Goddess - Press 4

 For Further Assistance from Menka / Pari / Angels -Press *.


You press 1 and get connected to Ganeshji and hear the Following message :

If you want to make a request - Press 5


For complaints / Grievances - Press 6 ( Seldom works) 


For thanks giving - Press 7 


For any thing else , please - press 8


and wait for the Customer Support Angel to talk to you

If you would like to hear Naradji (TOLLFREE) singing Bhajan while you are holding - Press *

After a few minutes comes the following message :

"Our records show that you have already prayed once today. Please try

again tomorrow . Meanwhile , if you require any emergency assistance,

please contact our offshore Customer Support Executive priest of your nearest temple.























  


 

 
  
   Thank
    you 
     for 
   calling 
   Heaven 
 

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