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Posted on: Sep 03, '08


 Imagine what would happen if GOD installs Voice Mail in Heaven.

                                   
HAPPY 
    GANESH 
              CHATURTHI
             


Imagine what would happen if GOD installs Voice Mail in Heaven.
When you pray, you will get this response:

"Hi, Thank you for calling Heaven.

If you want to speak to -


Lord Ganesha - Press 1 

Lord Shiva - Press 2 

Lord Krishna - Press 3 ( Sorry, he is Busy with "Gopiyan " ) 

For a Directory of other Gods / Goddess - Press 4

 For Further Assistance from Menka / Pari / Angels -Press *.


You press 1 and get connected to Ganeshji and hear the Following message :

If you want to make a request - Press 5


For complaints / Grievances - Press 6 ( Seldom works) 


For thanks giving - Press 7 


For any thing else , please - press 8


and wait for the Customer Support Angel to talk to you

If you would like to hear Naradji (TOLLFREE) singing Bhajan while you are holding - Press *

After a few minutes comes the following message :

"Our records show that you have already prayed once today. Please try

again tomorrow . Meanwhile , if you require any emergency assistance,

please contact our offshore Customer Support Executive priest of your nearest temple.























  


 

 
  
   
Thank
    you 
     for 
   calling 
   Heaven 
 



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akshay4093 said:
HUMOUR isn't it.

November 18, '08


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Zone639 said:
Great

November 18, '08


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ya1957 said:
really gr8 no words i just want to know when & how u thought of tha same jay

November 17, '08


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baba1020 said:
very nice idiea.thankx

November 05, '08


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xxxx9886xLIB said:
padhte padhte me kalpna karte hue swarg hi pahuch gaya. achha hua me kalpana kar raha tha anytha swargwasi ho jata.

September 29, '08


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him2050 said:
a very fantastic imagination

September 27, '08


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taurusthebull1971 said:
u have a nice sense of humor,
wonderful
keep it up

September 25, '08


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KenFeatherlite said:
Hey Mamta,
Hilarious indeed.
Ken (ko hansi aayee....)

September 22, '08


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tofanLIB said:
really funny

September 11, '08


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akhtar7868 said:
gud for a change

September 07, '08

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