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Posted on: Sep 12, '08

Atrocious jokes!

Dear friends,

                      My turn to provide you some lighter moments is overdue. I am obliging you with some self-made stuff!

       A boy went to attend an interview to get into a professional degree course from junior college.
      The interviewer asked "where is Vladivastak?"

      The boy was at a loss! He did not know! Gathering himself he answered" It is very simple sir! Vladivastak is in the same place where it was sir!"

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     A traveller was going here and there in the railway station. He was spotted by a police man. The Police man interrupted him and asked," Where are you going?"

       "I am going there" he said without pointing to anywhere.

      "Just where do you want to go?" the police man prompted him.

      "I am going there only!" saying this the man took to his heels and ran out of sight!

     So he wanted to get out of sight!- telling himself the police man moved on.
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     At a friends' party the drinks flowed with cheers all around. One of the friends wanted to leave. He said "I am making a move. Got to go home."

     "You cant reach your home " another drunken friend commented.

    "Why, why, why?"

    "Just one move wont take you home. you have to make several moves. Start, walk, catch your vehicle and reach- several moves!
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     At the railway station. two friends were standing close to the train. One of them was eating a banana. He was about to throw the banana skin.

     "Dont throw the skin on the rails" the other friend advised.

     "Why man?"

     "The train will slip! "

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     Coming to the end of atrocious jokes. that is about all i could manage this time around.

     Like it? If no, sorry i am escaping!

     Bharath selvan

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sazzyme said:
hey selvaji..all of those jokes were darn hilarious..except the banana peel one..thats a pukka kadi joke..

hey come up with more ok...tis is total fun to read.

September 18, '08

sgsweb said:
lol...!! u r funny..!!

September 16, '08

khushidey said:
hahahhahahahahha!!

September 14, '08

neha_sh2000 said:
:)..............

September 13, '08

earmarkedfortrouble said:

Good that you escaped; else like Geet Sudha ji say's 2 Mee on her MASTERANIJI pic; KUTT HAANI sii tainu vii!!!!!
GGGRRRIIINNNNNN

September 13, '08

JovialCheenu said:
i am slipped... in to laughter....

September 13, '08

maalolan said:

nice jokes friend and thanks for sharing.

September 12, '08

KenFeatherlite said:
Hey Sunder,
Very nice try, from a scientist
Great. but whos the escapist???
Ken (ken ain't here, here n here...)

September 12, '08

kanti153 said:
good bharat.

September 12, '08

geetsudha said:
ha ha ha ha bharat.

September 12, '08

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