Posted on: Sep 16, '08
HUMOROUS DEFINITIONS
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FATHER :- A banker provided by nature.
BOSS :-Someone who is early when u r late and late when u r early.
RUMOUR :- News that travels at the speed of sound.
DICTIONARY :- The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
OFFICE :- A place where u can relax after your stenuous home life.
ETC :- A sign to make others believe that u know more than u actually do.
MARRIAGE :- It is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's.
WORRY :- Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
ATOM BOMB :- An invention to end all inventions.
OPTIMIST :- A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
PESSIMIST :- A person who says that O is the last letter of ZERO instead of the first letter of OPPORTUNITY.
MISER :- A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
POLITICIAN :- One who shakes ur hand before elections and ur confidence after.
CIGARETTE :- A pinch of tobacco rolled in a paper with fire at one end and fool at the other end.
CONFERENCE ROOM :- A place where everybody talks, no one agrees later on.
EXPERIENCE :- The name people give to their mistakes.
CLASSIC :- A book which people praise, but does not read.
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