Finally something that matter, deviating from my usual  postings on trivial stuff. This is some real stuff(what if this does not turn out to be real? would you Sue me?).
What are the best things in the world, people often come out with some sort huge words and huge things, which i guess are quite generic. I would be little more specific.

Third best thing: In my not so humble opinion I think Dal Chawal is third best thing in the world(What? what has happened to you, dude???). I remember my school days when I used to come back from school somewhere in afternoon and I have a bowl full of rice and Pulse(toor to be specific.). If for any reason, the menu changed, I would have blown my entire house, like a usual pampered child. Now it has been more than 8 years I am living away from home and I cannot afford those luxuries of "Nakhrey", Mom's Dal chawal is much more precious than my entire years dining bill. By the way, Anil Pal makes great Dal, sometimes I eat at his place,  in fact his dal taste better than mom's(Who the hell is Anil Pal, arey!!! he is a friend).

Second best Thing: WaterMelon, Since as long as I remember it is my fav. At my place, watermelon cost dirt cheap, they are sold in terms of Five Kgs(Panseri, if u know what i mean). The round dark green watermelon are best ones. God must be in a great mood when he was creating this divine fruit. In my company they cut it in cubes and keep in freeze, I mean that is kool, but eating it at home and dirtying entire floor is the real nirvana. I even searched on net it has great nutritious values(minerals and other blah blah..). My dad says its like ice cream  at room temperature.

The Bestest of the best: Once I was eating water melon and as usaul blabbering. I just said "watermelon is second best thing in the world", someone asked what is then best thing, I said "Sex". So the clear cut winner is sex, offcourse. Do  I sound like pervert, I guess atleast I am not hypocrite("ADVERTISEMENT": for definition please see my previous post). Anyway, everyone knows why sex is best thing, so I don't need to explain. But people would argue that Eating choclates is as good as having sex. Well I think its like comparing a rock solo with a classical symphony. Chocolates are definitely great, but sex is greatest. I mean entire creation of god has depended on it. There are always cultural and social issues with sex and all taboos and controversies, but still it happens all the time at all the place. In spite of the fact being that we are most conservative systems in the world,  we have second largest population in the world. how??? Do u think there are so many storks in the sky?

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