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Posted on: Oct 17, '08


 Crisis One Liners...!!!



1. The problem with investment bank balance sheets is that, 'On the left side nothing is right and on the right side nothing is left'.

2. There are 30 billion prime numbers below 700 billion. The rest are all subprime.

3. How do you define optimism? A banker who irons 5 shirts on a Sunday.

4. For Geography students: What's the capital of Iceland? Answer: About Three Pounds Fifty...

5. A trader: "This is worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife."

6. What's the difference between a guy who just lost everything in Vegas and an investment banker? A tie.

7. What's the difference between a bond and a bond trader? A bond matures, trader doesn't.



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ladyinred17 said:
thanx for the laughs.....grt collection.

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October 21, '08


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October 18, '08


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daisyann26 said:


October 18, '08


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magsvir2000 said:
very funny

October 18, '08


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chithrajust said:
------hilarious---------

October 17, '08


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Novacaine said:
hehehehehe damn cool. some people find humor in crisis also!

October 17, '08


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October 17, '08

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