EK PYARI SI GHAZAL AUR KUCH MAST JOKES

HAPPY    DIWALI    YAARON  

DIWALI KA TOHFA KYAA BHEJOON TUMHAIN 
TUM TO YAAR KHUD HI EK PATAKHAA HO

ROSHNIYON KA FESTIVAL MUBARAK HO DOSTON ..IS HASEEN 
MOQA PER EK PYARI SI GHAZAL PESH-E-KHIDMAT HAI 

HUSUN WALEY TERA JAWAAB NAHIN 
KOI TUJH SA NAHIN HAZARON MAIN 

TU HAI AISI KALI JO GULSHAN MAIN 
SAATH APNEY BAHAAR LAYEE HO

TU HAI AISI KIRAN JO RAAT DHALEY
CHAANDNI MAIN NAHA KEH AAYEE HO 

YEH TERA NOOR YEH TEREY JALWEY 
JIS TARAH CHAAND HO SITARON MAIN 

TERI AANKHON MAIN AISI MASTI HAI 
JAISEY CHHALKEY HUYE HON PAIMAANEY 

TEREY HOTON PEY WOH KHAMOSHI HAI 
JAISEY BIKHREY HUYE HON AFSAANEY 

TERI ZULFON KI AISI RANGATH HAI
JAISEY KALI GHATA BAHARON MAIN 

TERI SURAT JO DEKHLEY SHAIR
APPNEY SHAIRON MAIN TAAZGI BHER LEY 

EK MUSAWWIR JO TUJH KO PAA JAYE 
APNEY KHWABON MAIN ZINDAGI BHER LEY

NAGMAGER DHOOND LEY AGAR TUJHKO 
DARD BHER LEY WOH DIL KEY TAARON MAIN 

HUSUN WALEY TERA JAWAB NAHIN 
KOI TUJH SA NAHIN HAZARON MAIN         

DOSTON KUCH JOKES BHI HAZIR-E-KHIDMAT HAIN

BAAP .... BETAJI BATAO QUTUB MINAAR KAHAN HAI 
BETA .... PAPA JI NAHIN PATA
BAAP .... GHER SEY BAHER NIKLO GAY TAB HI NAA PATA CHAEYGAA 
BETA .... JEE PAPA JEE
BAAP .... ACHA BATAO LAL QILA KAHAN HAI
BETA  ... PATA NAHIN PAPA JEE 
BAAP .... BAHER NIKLA KERO BETA TAB HI TO PATA LAGEYGA
BETA .... PAPA JEE EK BAAT POOCHHOON 
BAAP .... HAAN BETA POOCHHO 
BETA  ... YEH RAMESH JEE KAUN HAIN SHAAM HOTEY HI CHALEY AATEY HAIN ..DER RAAT TAK REHTEY HAIN AUR AAPKEY WAPAS AANEY SEY PEHLEY CHALEY JAATEY HAIN 
BAAP .... PATA NAHIN YAAR 
BETA .... PATA HOGA BHI KAISEY ..GHER PER RAHOGEY TAB HI NAA PATA CHALEYGAA PAPA JEE



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