MY FAVOURITE ROMANTIC GHAZAL N FEW LAUGHTER DOZE

AAP KEY HASEEN RUKH PER AAJ NAYA NOOR HAI
MERA DIL MACHAL GAYA TO MERA KYAA QUSOOR HAI

KHULI LATON KI CHHAON MAIN KHULA KHULA YEH ROOP HAI
GHATA SE JAISEY CHHAN RAHI SUBAH SUBAH KI DHOOP HAI 
JIDHER NAZAR MURREY UDHER SUROOR HI SUROOR HAI 
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JHUKEE JHUKEE NIGAH MAIN BHI HAI BALA KI SHOKHIYAAN 
DABEE DABEE HANSI MAIN BHI TARRAP RAHI HAIN BIJLIYAAN 
SHABAB AAPKA NASHEY MAIN KHUD HI CHOOR CHOOR HAI 
MERA DIL MACHAL GAYA TO MERA KYAA QUSOOR HAI

JAHAAN JAHAAN PARREY QADAM WAHAAN FIZA BADAL GAYEE
KEY JAISEY SERBASER BAHAAR AAP MAIN HI DHAL GAYEE
KISI MAIN YEH KASHISH KAHAN JO AAP MAIN HUZOOR HAI 
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JOKES......A SARDAARJI SPOKE FRANTICALLY INTO THE PHONE "OYE DOCTOR ! MY WIFE IZ PREGNANT AND HER CONTRACTIONS ARE ONLY 2 MINUTES APART". 
"IZ DIS HER FIRST CHILD " THE DOCTOR ASKED.
"OH NAA U IDIOT ! SARDARJI SHOUTED "THIS IZ HER HUSBAND"..... 

A SARDARJI WENT TO AN EYE SPECIALIST TO GET HIZ EYES TESTED .....
"DOCTOR ! WILL I B ABLE TO READ AFTER WEARING GLASSES "? ASKED SARDARJI ...
"YESS OFCOURSE " SAID THE DOCTOR "WHY NOT".
"OH DAT WILL BE GREAT" SAID SARDARJI "I HAVE BEEN ILLITERATE FOR SO LONG...

SARDARJI DAUREY DAUREY EK GENERAL STORES MAIN GAYE AUR CHILLA KER BOLEY "AAPKEY PAAS KUTTEY KEY KHAANEY KA BISCUIT HOGA "..SALES GIRL NEY GHAUR SEY DEKHA AUR CHILLA KER BOLI "YAHAN KHAO GEY YA GHER LEY JAOGEY"....

A YOUNG WOMAN ASKED HER LOVER, A SARDAR, "DARLING  IF WE GET ENGAGED, WILL U GIVE ME A RING"? "SURE SWEETHEART " REPLIED HER LOVER "DUNN FORGET TO GIVE ME YOUR NUMBERS ...

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