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Posted on: Nov 13, '08

Most beautiful woman

A man decided to change his life
and for a start he took up the easiest - drinking.
He got so drunk with whisky and his breath
had such a foul stench as if a whole herd of
mammoths had spent the night in his mouth.

It felt good to be blind drunk, but the time came
for him to go home and his wife was
quite quick-tempered. She always knew when
he was drunk even if he was three blocks away
from their house and did not let him in.

This is why the drunken man decided to use
his cunning and break in the house.
He rang the bell for a long time
and an angry voice hissed from within:

"Who is it?"

The man leaned on the door and said tenderly:
"I bring roses for the most beautiful woman
in the world."

Upon hearing that his wife was so moved
that decided to open the door. She opened it
and took a close look at her husband.
Imagine her surprise when she saw neither roses,
nor hyacinths in his hands.

"Where are the roses for the most beautiful woman
in the world, you bastard?," the woman roared.

The man slouched towards her and murmured,
"And where is the most beautiful woman in the world?"

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