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Posted on: Nov 15, '08

the meaning of appraisal

A newly joined trainee engineer asks his boss
"what is the meaning of appraisal?"

Boss: "Do you know the meaning of resignation? "

Trainee: "Yes! I do"

Boss: "So let me make you understand
what a appraisal is by comparing it with resignation"

Comparison study : Appraisal and Resignation

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In appraisal meeting they will speak
only about your weakness, errors and failures.

In resignation meeting they will speak
only about your strengths, past achievements
and success.

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In appraisal you may need to cry
and beg for even 10% hike.

In resignation you can easily demand
(or get even without asking) more than 50-60% hike.

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During appraisal, they will deny promotion
saying you didn't meet the expectation,
you don't have leadership qualities,
and you had several drawbacks in our objective/goal.

During resignation, they will say you are
the core member of team; you are the vision
of the company how can you go, you have to
take the project in shoulder and lead
your juniors to success.

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There is 90% chance for not getting
any significant incentives after appraisal.

There is 90% chance of getting immediate
hike after you put the resignation.

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Trainee: "Yes boss enough,
now I understood my future.
For an appraisal I will have to resign ... !!!"

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