Q1. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??





Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )

(ARREY YEH TO PATA THA....)



Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI





Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)






Q3. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of
pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ?? why ?? :-)





Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener

(YE BHI BACHPAN MEIN SUNA THA...)





Q4. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which

movie did he really want to see?





Ans:- Dil Chhata Hai!

(YEH TO BAHUT PURANA HO GAYA NAA...)






Q5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?




Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!



(ARRE KETLI VAAR...)







Q6. What will! u call a person who is leaving India ??
Socho....... ........





Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).







Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?





Ans:- adidas





Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv
falls
into the well. Why ?



Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!





Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done.



Ans:- Luv ke liye saala KUSH bhi karega!!!!





Want one more....





Q9. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. nahi pata..??







Ans:- D'Cold chain ki saans - D'cold









Q10. chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ? this is
quite
simple..







Ans:- D'Cold again kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi





SOME REALLY FRESH ONES...



Q11. Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the. Bus aayi -
Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya - kyon?







Ans:- Because Mayuri 'can - go'.









Ek aur..






Q12. Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi,
par
Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder...







Ans:-Kyonke woh Kajol ko churane aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha...

Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain tumhe









Q13. kamal ,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the.. bus aai
vimal
chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai why???







Ans :- Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!









aur chhaiye...theek hai







Q15. Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono bus stop pe khade the... bus aai
aur
Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti Kapoor nahin jata Qyo???







Ans :- Qyonkieeeeeee woh Shakti Kapoor dusri bus ke wait kar raha tha









aakhri sawaal ....









Q16. Amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the...bus aai aur Pran
chad
jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata Qyo???







Ans :- pran jaye per bacchan na jaye









Chalo last one ha !







Q17.Kapil Dev goes to Echo point and shouts loudly "Pamolive" But there
dont
come any echo sound why ?








Ans:- Because Palmolive ka jawab nahi !!

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