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Posted on: Nov 19, '08

Some Men Have ESP!! (for all the mobile phone freaks out there)

In today's blog, I am going to be a little lighthearted. I want to tell you about ESP and my male friend who is completely senseless.

Men have ESP. We all know it. This is nothing to brag about generally. Why would any man want to tell their friends about Extra Smelly Perspiration??? Hmmm But I am going to tell you about a man who wrote a fabulous poetry book which I highly recommend to cynics. He had ESP because he wrote a poem about SMSs. Surely he was thinking of my very stupid male friend when he wrote this poem!!

Now to give you some background, Michael (my really annoying friend) is top in his field . He is highly regarded in computers and share market and other economic things. But when it comes to women, he is the DUMBEST!! He asks girls on dates via SMS. He dumps girls by SMS. He SMSs ladies asking them to phone him and explains it will cost him too much if he phones. And maybe dumbest of all, when he goes overseas, he gives his phone to his co-worker to use and that worker gets to receive some pretty interesting messages and SMSs...whilst the cat's away, the mice WILL play!!

This book is Cautionary Tales for Grown Ups by Chris Addison by Hodder Stoughton. I highly recommend it as therapy if you think you have an idiot friend or relative who is really getting up your nose!! When you read this book, you will realise that you are not the only one cursed with CLUELESS people around you.
I have just changed the name of the character...

"Michael Who Only Texted
See this chap? He's Michael Dawling,
Michael Dawling loves to text.
This he does instead of calling,
Leaving friends and family vexed.
Call it lazy, call it shrewd,
They all call it bloody rude.

Mike won't even pick his phone up.
If it ever starts to ring.
Not, I'll grant you very grown up,
Really not at all the thing.
He just waits until you've gone,
Texts you back and carries on."

I SWEAR ONE DAY I WILL SMASH THAT MOBILE PHONE OF HIS!!!! hahaha

Tags: mobile phone, man, clueless, rude, annoying, stupid, male, hahaha, poetry, sms

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indianyogi4uCAP said:
TO ASY: Whatt difference does itt makes; which-a-way-Aiye-bee-shredded; a shorn sheep bee a shorn sheep~~~~~~~
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?????
GGGRRIINNNNNN
N;
2 Linda: KNO NEED 2 close shop; aiye agree wid yee; when there bee Yogi's around U 2 send U more of zee MAIL kinds!!!!!

RRROOAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

November 26, '08

aussielindaLEO said:
Ah Chiktu, you are much closer to the mark than the guy who declared that I am a lesbian lol
On the serious side, of course we care about our friends in spite of their faults.
As for stopping blogs about men, no, not yet...it is too much fun drawing so many men to my zone hahaha

November 25, '08

Chiktu said:
The poem is good,describes dude, Mike well nd rude. The writer is surely attracted 2 Mike, inspite of ESP which may b th reason for th emotional hike.The blogger seems 2 b always targeting poor men, who attract more women, nd generate th unexplained, jelousy of the writer who expresses via blogs in vain.

Is this blog supposed 2, display th attraction 2,Mike almighty,who, inspite of so many faults gets so much attention and thoughts.

The texting is safe,when emotions are fake,2 convey feelings vague.

The blogger needs 2 examine hence, her emotions with a convex lense and try some subjects which may not target poor mens.

The blog is well and rated 5 stars what th hell.

November 25, '08

ASYLUM said:
lol comments!! Linda, he did say girls will be after him to shred him to pieces..

..with sandals, umbrellas, pepper sprays, stones etc etc

November 25, '08

indianyogi4uCAP said:
WIVES NEVER TELL SUCH THINGS 2 THEIR HUBBIES~~~~
Itt bee zee LADY frenz N Foe; WHO SAY SO!!!!!
GGGRRRIINNNNNNNNNNN

November 25, '08

aussielindaLEO said:
When is your wife coming onto zones to tell us that? lol

November 25, '08

aussielindaLEO said:
hohoho dream on!

November 25, '08

indianyogi4uCAP said:
N; Mee's nots joking; on thats at-all!!!!
GGGRRRIINNNNNNN

November 25, '08

indianyogi4uCAP said:
Thank-yee-GODS that Aiye bee married~~~~~~

ELSE; GURLS BEE READY 2 SHRED Mee 2 pieces; just 2 have even a WEEEEE-BITT-OFF-MEE!!!!!!

GGGRRRIINNNNNNNNNN

November 25, '08

aussielindaLEO said:
True Yogi. Problem is that you are married and don't have the advantage of winning your gal now. You already have her.
Moral to de story is "Don't Marry." lol

November 25, '08

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