Posted on: Nov 25, '08
Jokes,,, Just 2 Laugh Only
**A man is talking to God and asks him,,,
'God, why did you make woman so beautiful?'
To which God replies,,, 'so that you would find them attractive.'
The man asks,,,, 'God, but why did you have to make them so dumb?'
To which God replies,,, 'so that they would find you attractive!'
**A Sardar, a Japanese, and a Britisher were shipwrecked on a deserted island. One day they came upon an old lamp buried in the sand. As they brushed the sand from the lamp a Genie appeared and said 'I'll give each of you one wish.'
All three were very happy!
The Japanese said,,, 'I wish I was home!' PUFF and he was gone!
The Britisher said,,,, 'I wish I was home!' PUFF and he too was gone.
The Sardar said,,,, 'Boy is it lonely here! I wish my friends were here!'
**Santa Singh was telling his son about his days as a famous boxer.
'The bell rang and we met in the centre of the ring. I threw a left hook, and he got me with a right cross. It was brutal.'
The son was proud of his father's courage.
'Then in the second round I took a couple of shots, but held my ground. By the third round I had my opponent worried.'
'Did you really?' his son asked.
'You bet, he thought that he had killed me.'
**Man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat. The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is understandably really mad about this and asks her husband to drive her to the doctor.
She puts on a large overcoat so as to cover the stuck seat, and they go.
When they arrive at the doctor's place, the man lifts his wife's coat to show the little problem. The man then asks, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?"
"Well, yes," the doctor replies, "but not framed like that."
**There is a small gap between confidence & over confidence.
YOU can kiss your Girl friend is confidence.
ONLY YOU can kiss ur Girl friend is over confidence.
**Let me kiss your Lips,,
Let me feel your teeth,,
Let me touch your tongue,,
SMILE,,,
This is your friend,,,
PEPSODENT
Reminding you to brush your teeth,,
Twice in a Day..
**Couple went to art gallery,,
Husband was watching a picture covered by leafs continuously,,
After some time,,, Wife said ,,, Aab Chaloo Yaa Jabb Paatte Jaar Jayengi Taab Chaloge??
One Liner On Marriage,,,,,
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.
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