Having won the amateur rock concert contest at the Elephant and Castle Pub the night before, Dracul Van Helsing and Hyung Grace Kwan spent the day sightseeing at Windsor Castle.

Hyung wore a rose floral design summer dress and pink stilettos.

Dracul wore a light spring jacket over a golfing shirt and golf pants.

While in Saint George's Chapel, Dracul and Hyung ran into Lord Tweedsmuir.

Lord Tweedsmuir was the British House of Lords' foreign policy expert on the roles of Russia and China in world geopolitics.

Dracul Van Helsing had met Lord Tweedsmuir once before at a parliamentary reception that British Prime Minister Tony Blair had held at Westminster back in early February for actress Shilpa Shetty the winner of the UK Channel 4's Celebrity Big Brother contest.

At that reception Lord Tweedsmuir had as his guest the New Orleans songstress/vampiress Angelique Dumont.

Dracul Van Helsing had of course met Angelique Dumont on several occasions.

"I'd like to know your Lordship just what you are up to with Angelique Dumont?" Dracul asked the British peer.

"What makes you think I'm up to something with Miss Dumont?" Lord Tweedsmuir asked.

"Well, you've been seen in her presence quite a bit," Dracul noted.

"Well, so have you, Dracul," Tweedsmuir laughed, "I understand she put you in contact with a West End London producer to see if you could get that Gilbert and Sullivanesque style operetta that you wrote called The Rabid Rabbit Vampire of Herefordshire performed in the West End."

"You heard about that?" Dracul seemed surprised.

"Yes, I understand the idea was put on hold," Lord Tweedsmuir smiled.

"James Cameron the Hollywood producer saw to it that the performance was killed," Hyung leapt to Dracul's defense, "because in one scene Dracul spoofed Cameron's ludicrous claim that he had in his possession the bones of Jesus and His mother Mary in an ossuary."

"Yes, Cameron is quite a titanic figure in the world of show business," Dracul quipped.

To be continued.

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